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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #50 on: February 14, 2011, 02:34:06 PM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 14, 2011, 02:32:43 PM
Razzleberry?  really?  that is so gay :lmao:

The pie is ANYTHING but teh ghey.

Especially with softened vanilla bean ice cream on it....... :drool: 
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #51 on: February 14, 2011, 02:35:40 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 02:30:13 PM
Double dog dare ya to dress her in white before the pie.   :whistling:

My wife knows how to load and fire the 1100 Magnum.  I'll pass on your dare.
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2011, 02:35:41 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on February 14, 2011, 02:33:35 PM
I just noticed that Jesco White did a voice-over for "The Squidbillies" TV show. That is the perfect pairing. They are the mirror image of each other.

For an ignorant dumbass ****head hillbilly, he's done all right for himself.

I remember the first cult film - saw it in about 1999 or so. I thought to myself that nobody on this planet could be that stupid and live to tell about it.

And here we are........ :banghead:
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2011, 02:41:16 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 14, 2011, 02:35:40 PM
My wife knows how to load and fire the 1100 Magnum.  I'll pass on your dare.

I knew there was something I liked about you.  You are a smart man.   :-)
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2011, 02:41:56 PM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 14, 2011, 02:32:43 PM
Razzleberry?  really?  that is so gay :lmao:

I don't care if it is gay or not.  It is GOOD.  Really GOOD!   :drool:
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #55 on: February 14, 2011, 02:56:54 PM »
I love listening to Jesco talk.  The man is like a great poet in a white trash body.  The way he puts things together in his mind, then how he shares it verbally is like music.  God only knows where he would have gone in life had he not been raised in that garbage of a "holler".
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #56 on: February 14, 2011, 04:18:40 PM »
The Whites are the vilest excuse for humans ever.  I swear they must mate with pigs to end up that stupid and ugly.  Anyway.....

I grew up in WV spent 3/4 of my life there.  I have never EVER met anyone who is as disgusting as that shit infested gene pool that call themselves the Whites.  There (true story here) was a family of inbreds that lives in the woods not far from Morgantown when I was growing up.  They lived in old buses that they converted to "houses".  I don't know why social services allowed them to keep living like that but they had better manners, more intelligence, and were better looking than those white trash shitheads in S. W.V.  They all had deformities and would panhandle on the streets in Morgantown.  I saw one in church once.  I still kick myself for not being a better person.  I didn't talk to him or welcome him.  It is sad that you don't ask to be mutated for life.  It was just some really poor choices of your mother/sister and brother/uncle/father.  I honestly wouldn't shed a tear if the Whites did a Jonestown type thing and made the world a better place.
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #57 on: February 14, 2011, 05:13:52 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on February 14, 2011, 11:57:47 AM
Vesta, zip it.

I grew up in West Virginia and know full well that there are good, decent, hard working people that live their lives with honor and dignity without having money.  I know because I was one of them.

I also know plenty of human trash.  Those people (human trash) are what the thread is about, not vilifying someone for being poor.  These are the types of individuals my mother warned me to stay away from and (thank God) I was listening that day.

Before your fingers hit the ****ing keyboard, take time to figure out what others are trying to say.

 

Sounds like a histrionic person to me. All about "Me! Me! Me!".

That trailer of "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia" reminds me of "Idiocracy". Sadly, it is not just West Virginia. It is throughout Appalachia, which is a very scenic place.
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #58 on: February 14, 2011, 05:17:37 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on February 14, 2011, 04:18:40 PM
The Whites are the vilest excuse for humans ever.  I swear they must mate with pigs to end up that stupid and ugly.  Anyway.....

I grew up in WV spent 3/4 of my life there.  I have never EVER met anyone who is as disgusting as that shit infested gene pool that call themselves the Whites.  There (true story here) was a family of inbreds that lives in the woods not far from Morgantown when I was growing up.  They lived in old buses that they converted to "houses".  I don't know why social services allowed them to keep living like that but they had better manners, more intelligence, and were better looking than those white trash shitheads in S. W.V.  They all had deformities and would panhandle on the streets in Morgantown.  I saw one in church once.  I still kick myself for not being a better person.  I didn't talk to him or welcome him.  It is sad that you don't ask to be mutated for life.  It was just some really poor choices of your mother/sister and brother/uncle/father.  I honestly wouldn't shed a tear if the Whites did a Jonestown type thing and made the world a better place.

They are just like the Westboro Baptist Church. Trash.
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #59 on: February 14, 2011, 05:22:08 PM »
All this thread needs is COOL WHIP!!!!
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It's so fitting.
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #60 on: February 14, 2011, 05:35:41 PM »
I wasn't gonna admit to it, but my sister's ex is one of the Whites.  Not one profiled in the show, but part of the clan.  She ran away when she was 16 and got knocked up by him, who was 29 at the time.  Dragged her halfway across the country before we got her back! 
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #61 on: February 14, 2011, 08:57:00 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on February 14, 2011, 05:22:08 PM
All this thread needs is COOL WHIP!!!!
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It's so fitting.

Ain't no pie that isn't better with Cool Whip!
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #62 on: February 14, 2011, 10:27:05 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 02:34:06 PM
The pie is ANYTHING but teh ghey.

Especially with softened vanilla bean ice cream on it....... :drool: 

I ate an ice cream dish made with the same concept in Germany, I remember.  "Waldfrucht" does sound a lot less gay than "Razzleberry," I have to say.
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #63 on: February 14, 2011, 11:52:03 PM »
Isn't "Razzleberry" one of those cheap ass Ripple wine flavors?
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #64 on: February 15, 2011, 02:51:11 AM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on February 14, 2011, 11:52:03 PM
Isn't "Razzleberry" one of those cheap ass Ripple wine flavors?

I just keep hearing "Chicago's" (broadway) "Give em the ole razzledazzle, razzledazzle em"



I love Chicago.   :hyper:
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #65 on: February 15, 2011, 05:18:31 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 15, 2011, 02:51:11 AM
I just keep hearing "Chicago's" (broadway) "Give em the ole razzledazzle, razzledazzle em"



I love Chicago.   :hyper:

Here we have something in common Gina, both hubby and I love the theater and Chicago is at the top of the list as to what to watch over and over again.

Unfortunately for me as I watch live court cases, I cannot help being reminded of that show when the defence gets up to speak, the good defence lawyers are so good at their jobs they can make the jury cry over the poor defendant that killed their own children.     
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #66 on: February 15, 2011, 05:28:52 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 14, 2011, 10:27:05 PM
I ate an ice cream dish made with the same concept in Germany, I remember.  "Waldfrucht" does sound a lot less gay than "Razzleberry," I have to say.

I always thought the Italians did ice cream better. Germans give you a couple of teaspoons' worth and charge you megamarks (euros these days).

Hey, I'm not here to judge what Marie Callendar has done to her pies. I just like to eat 'em.  :-)
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #67 on: February 15, 2011, 07:44:31 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 01:23:11 PM
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #68 on: February 15, 2011, 07:46:47 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 15, 2011, 07:44:31 AM
I want pictures.  Video.  Hot graphic description. 

ssssssshhhhhhhh, see if u can pick me out  :naughty:

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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #69 on: February 15, 2011, 07:48:30 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on February 14, 2011, 04:18:40 PM
The Whites are the vilest excuse for humans ever.  I swear they must mate with pigs to end up that stupid and ugly.  Anyway.....

I grew up in WV spent 3/4 of my life there.  I have never EVER met anyone who is as disgusting as that shit infested gene pool that call themselves the Whites.  There (true story here) was a family of inbreds that lives in the woods not far from Morgantown when I was growing up.  They lived in old buses that they converted to "houses".  I don't know why social services allowed them to keep living like that but they had better manners, more intelligence, and were better looking than those white trash shitheads in S. W.V.  They all had deformities and would panhandle on the streets in Morgantown.  I saw one in church once.  I still kick myself for not being a better person.  I didn't talk to him or welcome him.  It is sad that you don't ask to be mutated for life.  It was just some really poor choices of your mother/sister and brother/uncle/father.  I honestly wouldn't shed a tear if the Whites did a Jonestown type thing and made the world a better place.

Mama, is it true that Julia Stiles was originally Julia White and changed her name when she went into showbiz?
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #70 on: February 15, 2011, 08:01:17 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 15, 2011, 07:46:47 AM
ssssssshhhhhhhh, see if u can pick me out  :naughty:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/2540400983_e5a5035d10.jpg

Woah, NSFW notification, please.
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #71 on: February 15, 2011, 08:11:34 AM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 15, 2011, 08:01:17 AM

Woah, NSFW notification, please.

 :lmao:  He was talking about
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what the hell did you expect to see when you opened it?  this?

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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #72 on: February 15, 2011, 08:16:46 AM »
Actually, I did!   :tongue:
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #73 on: February 15, 2011, 08:24:42 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 15, 2011, 07:46:47 AM
ssssssshhhhhhhh, see if u can pick me out  :naughty:

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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #74 on: February 15, 2011, 08:25:57 AM »
Quote from: Thor on February 15, 2011, 08:24:42 AM
and NO "Spork alert", either !!  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

Ok, when I post a pic of me and mamacags frollicking, I have to post "spork alert"?  I am not hip to all this lingo :fuelfire:
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