1. I drive, period.
2. I shave in the shower, without a mirror.
3. I text and IM with proper grammar, punctuation, and in full sentences. If you text me like a retarded teenager, I will not answer.
4. Boobs, I love boobs. Especially big, natural boobs. If we ever meet, ladies, you can rest assured that even though I'm making eye contact while we're talking, I have checked your breastesses out thoroughly. You won't catch me, I'm a professional.

5. I cannot stand thug behavior and rich white kids acting "street" runs my blood pressure through the top of my head.
6. I hate the beach, cannot stand sand at all.
7. Grew up rural but cannot stand country music. Love Bluegrass, hate country, go figgur.
8. Refuse to drink booze out of a bottle in front of women; feels disrespectful.
9. I always read the emergency card before taking off.
10. When i drink Yuengling, it has to be out of a can.
How's that? Did I win?
