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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #625 on: April 15, 2011, 11:57:20 PM »
You must be getting Eupher & me confused. I've been getting some of those "Ninja bitchslaps", too..  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

 :-) maaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyybe.  I used to feel guilty about giving out BS's.  Then I would counter it with a ^5.  Now, I love giving BS's out.(thank God the J isn't next to the s)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #626 on: April 16, 2011, 12:29:34 AM »
:-) maaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyybe.  I used to feel guilty about giving out BS's.  Then I would counter it with a ^5.  Now, I love giving BS's out.(thank God the J isn't next to the s)



Well, A&P mechanics are used to being on their knees....  :fuelfire:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #627 on: April 16, 2011, 12:48:26 AM »
Well, A&P mechanics are used to being on their knees....  :fuelfire:

How else are you supposed to get a day off when the books full?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #628 on: April 17, 2011, 11:03:54 AM »
BS because it is a beautiful day!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #629 on: April 17, 2011, 01:51:40 PM »
BS for well, just trying to get your karma balanced, buddy.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #630 on: April 17, 2011, 01:53:03 PM »
Bitchslapped for boring me with this ridiculous topic.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #631 on: April 17, 2011, 05:17:20 PM »
Bitchslapped for boring me with this ridiculous topic.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #632 on: April 18, 2011, 08:11:46 AM »
BS because it is Monday, of a short week, and I just got more crap handed to me.  Damn.   :thatsright:

Be careful the fire you put out today, because tomorrow it will be your normal work duty. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #633 on: April 18, 2011, 08:17:21 AM »
BS because it is Monday, of a short week, and I just got more crap handed to me.  Damn.   :thatsright:

Be careful the fire you put out today, because tomorrow it will be your normal work duty. 

No good deed goes unpunished.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #634 on: April 18, 2011, 08:44:55 AM »
Bitch slapped to parity.......  :p
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #635 on: April 18, 2011, 08:53:25 AM »
Bitch slapped to parity.......  :p

Thank God.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #636 on: April 18, 2011, 09:10:52 AM »
Thank God.

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No, it's. "Thanks, Thor"  :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #637 on: April 18, 2011, 09:16:16 AM »
No, it's. "Thanks, Thor"  :lmao: :lmao:

Yeah, whatever.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #638 on: April 18, 2011, 11:08:13 AM »
Coming late to the party... :hammer:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #639 on: April 18, 2011, 11:20:11 AM »
Coming late to the party... :hammer:


Welcome, bannie, to the insanity!

Many thanks for your arrival. Just put your coat over there on the bed, the drinks are over there on the bar, and there's some finger food around here somewhere.....

Might wanna put in a word or two in your own Introduction thread when you get a minute.......It sorta lets folks know who you are and what you're about.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #640 on: April 18, 2011, 01:41:08 PM »
Nursed a cold all weekend long, it's still here, my head's exploding, and the weather is going to be shitty from here on out, to the end of time.  Cut the crap, Eupher, or the beatings will continue.  Smack.   :hammer:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #641 on: April 18, 2011, 01:48:56 PM »
Nursed a cold all weekend long, it's still here, my head's exploding, and the weather is going to be shitty from here on out, to the end of time.  Cut the crap, Eupher, or the beatings will continue.  Smack.   :hammer:


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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #642 on: April 18, 2011, 02:01:11 PM »
Nursed a cold all weekend long, it's still here, my head's exploding, and the weather is going to be shitty from here on out, to the end of time.  Cut the crap, Eupher, or the beatings will continue.  Smack.   :hammer:

I picked up the same nasty cold - chest cold, which is unusual.

Does that make you feel better? No? Well, dutch did say something about biting a pillow.


 :-)

h5 - and I went home for the afternoon. Maybe my coughing won't spread the love so much with two dogs and two parrots to hear it.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #643 on: April 18, 2011, 02:04:12 PM »
I picked up the same nasty cold - chest cold, which is unusual.

Does that make you feel better? No? Well, dutch did say something about biting a pillow.


 :-)

h5 - and I went home for the afternoon. Maybe my coughing won't spread the love so much with two dogs and two parrots to hear it.

Get you some Mucinex DM.  I just got over that crap a week ago. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #644 on: April 18, 2011, 02:10:59 PM »
Get you some Mucinex DM.  I just got over that crap a week ago. 

Will check that out after nappy time.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #645 on: April 21, 2011, 09:21:00 AM »
Eupher.
We had snowflakes falling out of the sky today, plus a bitter wind.  Then it turned into nasty, loathesome hail.   :hammer:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #646 on: April 21, 2011, 09:39:40 AM »
Eupher.
We had snowflakes falling out of the sky today, plus a bitter wind.  Then it turned into nasty, loathesome hail.   :hammer:

I'm very sorry. That's cruel and unusual punishment, I think.

What have you done to warrant such treatment from Ma Nature?  :???:  It's okay -- you can confide in me. I won't tell anyone. Really.  :evillaugh:

h5 for putting up with the nasties.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #647 on: April 21, 2011, 09:10:13 PM »
BS just because.....
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #648 on: April 21, 2011, 10:13:54 PM »
Ditto.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #649 on: April 22, 2011, 12:37:25 AM »
Eupher Buddy, your karma's lopsided, I need to give you a ^5 to help get it evened out. :-)
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