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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #575 on: April 08, 2011, 10:51:04 PM »
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddd another BS for you!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #576 on: April 08, 2011, 11:08:32 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 08, 2011, 10:51:04 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddd another BS for you!

I have been blessed beyond belief.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #577 on: April 09, 2011, 03:06:50 AM »
It seems the BS I giveth, the Thor taketh away!  Another for you my friend......
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #578 on: April 09, 2011, 04:56:21 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 09, 2011, 03:06:50 AM
It seems the BS I giveth, the Thor taketh away!  Another for you my friend......

Nope, but Thor DID give YOU a BS for the insinuation....
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #579 on: April 09, 2011, 05:52:07 AM »
Only here would a BS be a compliment.  Back at cha big guy.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #580 on: April 09, 2011, 08:06:50 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 09, 2011, 03:06:50 AM
It seems the BS I giveth, the Thor taketh away!  Another for you my friend......

I think the proper term for that phenomenon is "glitch."   :lmao:

h5 atcha.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #581 on: April 09, 2011, 09:44:38 AM »
It's almost my birthday so I'm feeling generous.  Here's :bitchslap: 959.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #582 on: April 09, 2011, 11:18:00 AM »
960 because Mike found my favorite seasonal beer, and I have had no luck.  He sent me a picture and everything, and I am sad.   :bawl: :bawl:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #583 on: April 09, 2011, 01:57:24 PM »
Two more snuck in after Tots' 960th.  :yahoo: 

h5's all around!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #584 on: April 09, 2011, 03:15:49 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on April 09, 2011, 11:18:00 AM
960 because Mike found my favorite seasonal beer, and I have had no luck.  He sent me a picture and everything, and I am sad.   :bawl: :bawl:

If you got the money, I got the stuff...

We'd have to meet halfway, though.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #585 on: April 09, 2011, 03:16:54 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 09, 2011, 03:15:49 PM
If you got the money, I got the stuff...

We'd have to meet halfway, though.  :-)

Let's talk.   :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #586 on: April 09, 2011, 03:39:07 PM »
Well, I'll stop by Albertsons tomorrow. If they have any left, I'll pick you up a couple sixers and find someplace between Arlington and Denton to meet. Cost you the price of the beer and $5 or some Starbucks for shipping and handling.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #587 on: April 09, 2011, 07:03:35 PM »
And a Saturday night BS because my partner and I won our tennis match!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #588 on: April 10, 2011, 07:44:25 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 09, 2011, 03:39:07 PM
Well, I'll stop by Albertsons tomorrow. If they have any left, I'll pick you up a couple sixers and find someplace between Arlington and Denton to meet. Cost you the price of the beer and $5 or some Starbucks for shipping and handling.

I am in Garland, not Arlington, and drive through Richardson every day because I work in N. Dallas, so I am sure we can figure out something.   :-)

Oh yeah.  Mornin Eupher!  BS for you. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #589 on: April 10, 2011, 08:11:39 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on April 10, 2011, 07:44:25 AM
I am in Garland, not Arlington, and drive through Richardson every day because I work in N. Dallas, so I am sure we can figure out something.   :-)

Oh yeah.  Mornin Eupher!  BS for you. 

 :-)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #590 on: April 10, 2011, 08:12:42 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 09, 2011, 07:03:35 PM
And a Saturday night BS because my partner and I won our tennis match!

What???? No golf with the Master's going on????

h5
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #591 on: April 10, 2011, 10:18:46 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on April 10, 2011, 07:44:25 AM
I am in Garland, not Arlington, and drive through Richardson every day because I work in N. Dallas, so I am sure we can figure out something.   :-)

Oh yeah.  Mornin Eupher!  BS for you. 

Why did I think you were in Arlington? You are right next to where I grew up in Mesquite though. Yeah, I'm sure we can figure something out. I'll be heading to Albertsons today to check out the beer situation and I'll let you know.

ETA, morning Euph. How about a hungover bitchslap?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #592 on: April 10, 2011, 03:07:47 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 10, 2011, 10:18:46 AM
Why did I think you were in Arlington? You are right next to where I grew up in Mesquite though. Yeah, I'm sure we can figure something out. I'll be heading to Albertsons today to check out the beer situation and I'll let you know.

ETA, morning Euph. How about a hungover bitchslap?

Because I graduated in HS in Arlington.   

BS for Euph because I am in a good mood.   :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #593 on: April 11, 2011, 03:56:54 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on April 10, 2011, 03:07:47 PM
Because I graduated in HS in Arlington.   

BS for Euph because I am in a good mood.   :-)

Hey! that's where King of the Hill is filmed  :cheersmate:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #594 on: April 11, 2011, 04:00:41 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2011, 03:56:54 AM
Hey! that's where King of the Hill is filmed  :cheersmate:

"filmed" ?!?!?!?!?!?  Ummm, nope, try again.......

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #595 on: April 11, 2011, 04:08:45 AM »
Quote from: Thor on April 11, 2011, 04:00:41 AM
"filmed" ?!?!?!?!?!?  Ummm, nope, try again.......



 :lmao:   Arlen   :lmao:  leave me alone!  I have been up since 2am!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #596 on: April 11, 2011, 06:34:06 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 10, 2011, 10:18:46 AM
Why did I think you were in Arlington? You are right next to where I grew up in Mesquite though. Yeah, I'm sure we can figure something out. I'll be heading to Albertsons today to check out the beer situation and I'll let you know.

ETA, morning Euph. How about a hungover bitchslap?

Works for me! (Glad it's your headache and not mine....)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #597 on: April 11, 2011, 01:47:06 PM »
I BS'd Eupher because Gina made me laugh and laugh with the whole "Arlington/Arlen filming" situation.   :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #598 on: April 11, 2011, 01:59:47 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 11, 2011, 01:47:06 PM
I BS'd Eupher because Gina made me laugh and laugh with the whole "Arlington/Arlen filming" situation.   :lmao:

Gina has that effect on people.

Thanks for the bitchslap, and here's a h5 for your effort!  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #599 on: April 11, 2011, 02:36:14 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2011, 04:08:45 AM
:lmao:   Arlen   :lmao:  leave me alone!  I have been up since 2am!



Ohhh, ****ing WAHHHHHHHHHHH. I went to bed at 0200. Note the time on my preceding post. (0356)  So, can you cry for me a little more??
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