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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #300 on: February 10, 2011, 02:31:09 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 10, 2011, 02:28:11 PM

OOOOOOO!!!!!  I like it!  You get the H5, so no karma left to BS Eupher.  Till he begs.  BEGS I say!! :-)

So we get 1 karma per hour, in any form?  Good to know!  

Ok, modified this.  Tots, you got a H5 so you can't REPEAT a karma within the hour.  1 H5, 1BS  :naughty:  
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #301 on: February 10, 2011, 02:31:48 PM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on February 10, 2011, 02:29:25 PM
I might be in a for a bribe.  We could get him to 999 and hold a raffle or lottery.

I might be able to be bribed to keep his karma at a -999 for as long as we want.......
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #302 on: February 10, 2011, 02:32:20 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 10, 2011, 02:31:48 PM
I might be able to be bribed to keep his karma at a -999 for as long as we want.......

NOW we're getting somewhere  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #303 on: February 10, 2011, 02:33:37 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 10, 2011, 02:31:48 PM
I might be able to be bribed to keep his karma at a -999 for as long as we want.......

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #304 on: February 10, 2011, 03:13:11 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 10, 2011, 02:31:48 PM
I might be able to be bribed to keep his karma at a -999 for as long as we want.......

Ok i'll bet 10,000 quatloos to keep him at -999
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #305 on: February 10, 2011, 03:15:34 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 10, 2011, 03:13:11 PM
Ok i'll bet 10,000 quatloos to keep him at -999

Ummm, NO!! Federal Reserve notes or precious metals......

next thing you'll suggest is Latinum or some other silly shit like that
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #306 on: February 10, 2011, 04:23:03 PM »
 :crybaby:

I want my mommy.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #307 on: February 11, 2011, 02:04:50 AM »
Doing my part.   Is it wrong to give a BS then feel bad about it and then turn around and give a hi 5 to counter it? :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #308 on: February 11, 2011, 04:29:45 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on February 11, 2011, 02:04:50 AM
Doing my part.   Is it wrong to give a BS then feel bad about it and then turn around and give a hi 5 to counter it? :-)

Yes, it's wrong. You may bitchslap with impunity.

Nobody should feel bad at 0200. It's simply ungodly.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #309 on: February 11, 2011, 07:52:19 PM »
True.  In that case, an indescriminate BS :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #310 on: February 11, 2011, 10:26:39 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 10, 2011, 03:15:34 PM
Ummm, NO!! Federal Reserve notes or precious metals......

next thing you'll suggest is Latinum or some other silly shit like that

With the current value of the American Dollar are you sure thats the right thing to do?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #311 on: February 11, 2011, 10:45:43 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 11, 2011, 10:26:39 PM
With the current value of the American Dollar are you sure thats the right thing to do?

OK, just precious metals.... gold, silver, platinum or copper....
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #312 on: February 12, 2011, 06:10:34 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on February 11, 2011, 07:52:19 PM
True.  In that case, an indescriminate BS :-)

Isn't freedom to bitchslap a wonderful thing?

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #313 on: February 12, 2011, 07:29:23 AM »
We need a "Bitch slap Whore" smiley.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #314 on: February 12, 2011, 07:31:36 AM »




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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #315 on: February 12, 2011, 07:33:19 AM »
 :coffee:

BS!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #316 on: February 12, 2011, 07:36:57 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 12, 2011, 07:31:36 AM






No, more like the "Post Whore" smiley, only saying "bitch slap whore"

:postwhore:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #317 on: February 12, 2011, 07:39:17 AM »
Quote from: Thor on February 12, 2011, 07:36:57 AM
No, more like the "Post Whore" smiley, only saying "bitch slap whore"

:postwhore:

Bet Chris can find one that says that in a different language.  :whatever:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #318 on: February 12, 2011, 07:48:05 AM »
Bitch slap guy

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just a few from my arsenal
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #319 on: February 13, 2011, 01:06:51 AM »
Quote from: Thor on February 12, 2011, 07:36:57 AM
No, more like the "Post Whore" smiley, only saying "bitch slap whore"

:postwhore:

works for me. Who else can come up with 22 pages of bitchslaps and live to tell about it?

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #320 on: February 13, 2011, 01:08:30 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 12, 2011, 07:48:05 AM
Bitch slap guy

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just a few from my arsenal

the bitchslap guy is my hero - maybe even alter ego.

But my belly is 15 lbs. lighter than it was two weeks ago. That 17-day diet thing WORKS.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #321 on: February 24, 2011, 12:50:39 PM »
I am proud to report that the Bitchslap gods have seen the error of their ways and have once again granted me the bitchslaps that they had oh-so-rudely withdrawn.

I'm back down in the shithole again!

 :yahoo:    :yahoo:   
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #322 on: February 24, 2011, 02:41:23 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 24, 2011, 12:50:39 PM
I am proud to report that the Bitchslap gods have seen the error of their ways and have once again granted me the bitchslaps that they had oh-so-rudely withdrawn.

I'm back down in the shithole again!

 :yahoo:    :yahoo:   

A congratulatory bitch slap for you kind sir.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #323 on: February 24, 2011, 09:59:31 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on February 24, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
A congratulatory bitch slap for you kind sir.

and a h5 in return!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #324 on: February 24, 2011, 10:15:17 PM »
BS just because I care :cheersmate:
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