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Offline Airwolf

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #225 on: February 01, 2011, 01:40:18 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 01, 2011, 07:13:27 AM
Airwolf, you been out stompin' people to death again?  :o Hell, I didn't know you had it in you! (You really should lighten up so you can get out of jail, yunno......)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #226 on: February 01, 2011, 11:26:50 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 01, 2011, 01:40:18 PM
It's the voices in my head coming from the VRWC HD radio. What can I say.

Well, here's a h5 for being technologically astute.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #227 on: February 03, 2011, 12:19:47 AM »
BS---Just because this needed to be kicked....
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #228 on: February 03, 2011, 08:10:09 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on February 03, 2011, 12:19:47 AM
BS---Just because this needed to be kicked....

....to the curb?

Night shift is wonderful, isn't it?  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #229 on: February 03, 2011, 08:22:28 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 03, 2011, 08:10:09 AM
....to the curb?

Night shift is wonderful, isn't it?  :-)

BS for rolling blackouts!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #230 on: February 03, 2011, 08:24:57 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 03, 2011, 08:22:28 AM
BS for rolling blackouts!

Are you saying you've been rolled?

(My stepson in Austin was commenting on this. Maybe you guys should've paid your light bill?)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #231 on: February 03, 2011, 10:19:29 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 01, 2011, 01:40:18 PM
It's the voices in my head coming from the VRWC HD radio. What can I say.

BS for not observing OPSEC.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #232 on: February 03, 2011, 10:56:38 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 03, 2011, 10:19:29 AM
BS for not observing OPSEC.

Oh, I'd say in these days of crazy gas prices, and what with the nuttiness in Egypt, we're all paying them attention.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #233 on: February 03, 2011, 11:35:50 AM »
I'm already on my third cup of coffee. I'm going to be a hopped up BS'ing machine today. So here ya go.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #234 on: February 03, 2011, 12:05:31 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on February 03, 2011, 11:35:50 AM
I'm already on my third cup of coffee. I'm going to be a hopped up BS'ing machine today. So here ya go.

Slacker.

The dog had night watch last night and I think he saw Chinese crossing the border about every hour and a half. Add to the fact that he decided to go outside (I have to help with the door knob- no opposable thumbs) and stay there until I escorted him back in (-17*f) made for a long assed night in the TOC. I am on the third pot of coffee.

Bitchslapped for not having the balls to spell out bitchslap.



Not my dog- but you get the idea.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #235 on: February 03, 2011, 12:13:52 PM »
My pup and wife outside yesterday.  Yeah, I've since changed the date on the camera.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #236 on: February 03, 2011, 06:56:58 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 03, 2011, 08:24:57 AM
Are you saying you've been rolled?

(My stepson in Austin was commenting on this. Maybe you guys should've paid your light bill?)

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And they call it puppy loveeeeeee . A new BS for you.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #237 on: February 03, 2011, 06:58:18 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 03, 2011, 06:56:58 PM
And they call it puppy loveeeeeee . A new BS for you.

You've been listening to too many Donny Osmond records lately.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #238 on: February 04, 2011, 04:45:51 PM »
You're a Barry White fan aren't you? BS
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #239 on: February 04, 2011, 05:05:07 PM »
Well, at least Barry's 'nads had dropped when he made his millions.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #240 on: February 04, 2011, 05:07:32 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on February 03, 2011, 11:35:50 AM
I'm already on my third cup of coffee. I'm going to be a hopped up BS'ing machine today. So here ya go.

What happened to your BS machine? The one you were bitchslapped for because you were so fired up on coffee you couldn't spell it out?

I'm promised a gazillion bitchslaps and all I get is this ****ing T-shirt.  :whatever:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #241 on: February 04, 2011, 05:21:55 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 04, 2011, 05:07:32 PM
What happened to your BS machine? The one you were bitchslapped for because you were so fired up on coffee you couldn't spell it out?

I'm promised a gazillion bitchslaps and all I get is this ****ing T-shirt.  :whatever:
You ain't even gonna get the TShirt....... :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #242 on: February 04, 2011, 05:32:03 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 04, 2011, 05:21:55 PM
You ain't even gonna get the TShirt....... :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

Where's that "Cryin' in My Beer" forum?  :p

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #243 on: February 04, 2011, 05:35:42 PM »
BS because I let a crappy email, from my crappy boss ruin my vacation day.  So I spent it brushing up my resume, NOT watching movies.   :banghead:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #244 on: February 04, 2011, 08:35:59 PM »
Because its night shift,  raining, and cold.........BS for you! :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #245 on: February 04, 2011, 08:36:35 PM »
BS just because I admire your tenacity.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #246 on: February 04, 2011, 11:00:53 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on February 04, 2011, 08:35:59 PM
Because its night shift,  raining, and cold.........BS for you! :-)

bitch slap for whining.....
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #247 on: February 05, 2011, 03:18:28 AM »
Thanks, needed that :coffee:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #248 on: February 05, 2011, 06:55:53 AM »
I logged off for 8 hours and got 24 bitchslaps.  Is that a record?  If not, it should be.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #249 on: February 05, 2011, 09:18:06 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 04, 2011, 05:07:32 PM
What happened to your BS machine? The one you were bitchslapped for because you were so fired up on coffee you couldn't spell it out?

I'm promised a gazillion bitchslaps and all I get is this ****ing T-shirt.  :whatever:

I decided to go play football again instead. So I'll make it up to you today...

Bitchslap for whining, and see you at 1030.
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