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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #125 on: January 27, 2011, 07:45:13 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 27, 2011, 07:42:45 PM
One more time ....With feeling

Ahhhhhhh. So nice. :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #126 on: January 27, 2011, 09:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 07:45:13 PM
Ahhhhhhh. So nice. :-)

BS for being ooky. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #127 on: January 27, 2011, 09:49:47 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 27, 2011, 09:08:42 PM
BS for being ooky. 

WTF is "ooky?" Is that like "okay" with too many typos in it?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #128 on: January 27, 2011, 09:52:23 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 09:49:47 PM
WTF is "ooky?" Is that like "okay" with too many typos in it?

Say it phonetically.  It is like icky, but for grownups. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #129 on: January 27, 2011, 10:31:57 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 07:45:13 PM
Ahhhhhhh. So nice. :-)

BS for not offering to run my trash cart out to the curb tonight.   :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #130 on: January 28, 2011, 07:54:05 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 27, 2011, 10:31:57 PM
BS for not offering to run my trash cart out to the curb tonight.   :-)

Now THAT'S creativity!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #131 on: January 28, 2011, 07:55:40 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 27, 2011, 09:52:23 PM
Say it phonetically.  It is like icky, but for grownups. 

If it's for grownups, why haven't I ever heard of that? And icky - I might've heard that when I was five, but I don't think I've ever used it.

Ah, the things we learn....

HEY! Where's my bitchslap???????
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #132 on: January 28, 2011, 09:00:39 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 27, 2011, 09:52:23 PM
Say it phonetically.  It is like icky, but for grownups. 

I thought it was for chimps.

Oook.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #133 on: January 28, 2011, 09:01:09 AM »
That was some tasty lox and bagels.

I feel refreshed and up to giving bitchslaps.

So here you go...
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #134 on: January 28, 2011, 09:33:09 AM »
To paraphrase "Schindler's List:"

"The reason I BS you now, is because you ask why I BS you."
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #135 on: January 28, 2011, 11:25:09 AM »
It's time again for a pre-stats class BS.

Enjoy.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #136 on: January 28, 2011, 12:52:49 PM »
It's a sunny day, and I am not outside and enjoying it. 


BS!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #137 on: January 28, 2011, 02:33:07 PM »
Here's an "I had a few drinks with lunch and now I'm waiting for Chem lab" BS.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #138 on: January 28, 2011, 02:50:31 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 28, 2011, 02:33:07 PM
Here's an "I had a few drinks with lunch and now I'm waiting for Chem lab" BS.

Here's an "I am jealous of Mike220's few drinks, and knowing that his Chem lab will be finished before I am released for the day"  BS. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #139 on: January 28, 2011, 03:24:07 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 28, 2011, 02:50:31 PM
Here's an "I am jealous of Mike220's few drinks, and knowing that his Chem lab will be finished before I am released for the day"  BS. 

Not usually, unless you work late. It's normally 3-6.

You're right today though. It was "sign in, read the experiment for next week and don't forget your safety glasses. Goodbye."  :-)

Makes me happy. I'm going to Richardson tonight for Shabbat.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #140 on: January 28, 2011, 10:17:05 PM »
Thanks to Mike, Tots, and HNC for the very welcome bitchslaps.

It's been a long day (attended a music educator's conference and gigged with Harmonium Brass), but I always feel rested after a few bitchslaps.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #141 on: January 28, 2011, 11:39:44 PM »
Admit it this is really your way to get your S&M rocks off isn;t it? Bitchslap.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #142 on: January 28, 2011, 11:40:37 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 28, 2011, 11:39:44 PM
Admit it this is really your way to get your S&M rocks off isn;t it? Bitchslap.

Just the M part.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #143 on: January 29, 2011, 02:14:45 AM »
BS because I'm on nightshift :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #144 on: January 29, 2011, 07:02:44 AM »
Gonna be 70 degrees here today.  I think that is worth a BS. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #145 on: January 29, 2011, 10:13:31 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on January 29, 2011, 02:14:45 AM
BS because I'm on nightshift :-)

Yeah, I'd be bitchslappin' too if I was on nightshift.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #146 on: January 29, 2011, 10:13:56 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 29, 2011, 07:02:44 AM
Gonna be 70 degrees here today.  I think that is worth a BS. 

I love the way you think.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #147 on: January 29, 2011, 03:56:36 PM »
We passed our inventory audit!  A BS to everybody on the last page of this thread.  :-)

Now, maybe I can get some sleep!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #148 on: January 29, 2011, 04:33:50 PM »
BS for Battle Hymn's bs to me!


And, it is still a lovely day, making Chris's roasted pork today.  YAY!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #149 on: January 29, 2011, 05:36:31 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 29, 2011, 03:56:36 PM
We passed our inventory audit!  A BS to everybody on the last page of this thread.  :-)

Now, maybe I can get some sleep!

Thanks of thinking about me, and nighty-night. h5
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