LINKToday: Sunny, with a high near 16. Wind chill values as low as -1. West wind between 5 and 7 mph.
Tonight: Partly cloudy, with a low around -6. Wind chill values as low as -14. Calm wind.
Sunday: A slight chance of snow showers before 1pm. Partly sunny, with a high near 15. Wind chill values as low as -14. North wind between 3 and 7 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%.
Sunday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around -15. Wind chill values as low as -25. Northwest wind around 7 mph.
Monday: Sunny and cold, with a high near 8. West wind between 5 and 8 mph.
Monday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around -12.
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FML. I don't remember SEEING any Eskimos around here! Next mo-fo that mentions global warming gets to shovel out my driveway in a thong.