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Suicide Run
« on: January 10, 2011, 12:27:48 PM »
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Jackpine Radical  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-10-11 11:18 AM
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A simple question: If Jared was a leftist,
 why didn't he gun for a Republican politician? There are a few in AZ, aren't there?

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AspenRose  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jan-10-11 11:19 AM
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2. The argument is that Giffords wasn't liberal enough
 Edited on Mon Jan-10-11 11:20 AM by AspenRose
And of course, it's bullshit.

I've yet to see a far-left person use violence within the past 40 years.

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reformed 1 (3 posts)      Mon Jan-10-11 12:45 PM
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18. Puhlease!
 You people are hilarious. How about William (Bill) Ayers setting off bombs at the U.S. Capital in the early 70’s? Obama’s good friend as well. The radical left groups of the 60’s burning buildings and rioting. The Sharon Tate murder with Charles Manson in California. The environmentalists destroying equipment of Construction Companies. I can go on and on…

Jared Lee Loughner is a radical leftist through and through! LOLOL

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ProudToBeBlueInRhody  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-10-11 12:54 PM
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21. You're a ****ing moron
 You probably think Jim David Akisson was a liberal too.

 Alerted

Oh yeah, "alert" and hide the truth you ****ing little Brownshirt.

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ck4829  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-10-11 01:00 PM
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24. Anything more recent than the 1970's?
 Didn't think so.

 
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EstimatedProphet  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-10-11 01:03 PM
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29. Couldn't find any nine-year old girls to shoot today, "reformed1"?

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ProudToBeBlueInRhody  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-10-11 11:33 AM
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6. We know he's not a leftist
 He's going to be portrayed as extreme right, and we need to connect the dots to prove he's more mainstream right than the media would have you believe.

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reformed 1 (3 posts)      Mon Jan-10-11 12:47 PM
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19. Really? Read the evidence LOL
 Edited on Mon Jan-10-11 12:52 PM by reformed 1
Background revealed on Jared Lee Loughner! This is what left wing media is hiding from the American people. You will not hear these facts on CBS, NBC, ABC, MSNBC, CNN, or any of the biased one sided agenda based news org.


-Katie Parker (friend of Jared) described him as a quote “left wing nut job”

-Check MySpace pages and Facebook for both Katie and Jared for proof.

-Jared attended the Small Schools Workshop – A Marxist/Communist teaching institution.

-Mike Klonsky founder of “Small Schools Workshop” (leftist radical organization) is a friend of William (Bill) Ayers friend of obama who set off bombs at the U.S. Capitol in the early 70’s avoiding prison because of a technicality! – hmmm

-Jared Lee Loughner’s YouTube page called “classitup10”

http://www.youtube.com/user/Classitup10

-Jared’s favorite readings: Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Mein Kampf by socialist Adolph Hitler!

-Jared is also anti U.S. Constitution.

-Furthermore, this guy was not a conservative by any stretch of imagination. Go look at his Facebook page, if it is still up. It was last night--he is far to the left, well beyond anything espoused by most liberal politicians, as he espouses Communism and worships Mein Kampf as his bible.


So who is Jared? Well, certainly not in any way shape or form a TEA Party, patriot, Conservative, or ordinary American who loves their country! He is a radical, demented leftist mutant who should have been institutionalized years ago.
Democrats should look in the mirror next time to find the real enemies of America and stop blaming true Americans who harm no one and want to just live in Freedom from Socialism, Communism, Marxism, and chains!

Now you have the facts on Jared and the truth that the alphabet news is covering up.

p.s. You know, maybe the dems. put this guy up to it??? Uncanny timing won’t you say, since obamacare repeal is coming up for a vote…. Just a thought. And why is “Klonsky” similar to “Alinsky”? - as in Saul Alinsky (another Marxist)…who was obama’s mentor.

p.p.s. Many many connections and common denominators we have now don’t we ; )

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ProudToBeBlueInRhody  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-10-11 12:51 PM
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20. Enjoy your tombstone, asshole
 He's a fan of Ayn Rand, douchebag.

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reformed 1 (3 posts)      Mon Jan-10-11 01:00 PM
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25. My my so infantile
 Can’t take the truth huh? LOL Maybe you should grow up and read non fiction more and lay off the video games of fantasy. So much for Harvard educations…

Jared was also a pot-head. Hmmm like sooooo many lefties. Makes perfect sense. I bet he never attended church either. Oh well that is what we get from the libs. removing GOD from our schools in the 60’s. Enjoying your society? Love and kisses

http://www.newsmax.com/InsideCover/Giffords-Loughner-Tu...

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Jackpine Radical  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-10-11 12:57 PM
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23. Before you get that tombstone, please
 go take your meds.

And then, name removed/deleted, as per usual. :whatever:
 
 

 

 

 


 
 

 

 



 
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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2011, 12:30:37 PM »
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AspenRose  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jan-10-11 11:19 AM
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2. The argument is that Giffords wasn't liberal enough
 Edited on Mon Jan-10-11 11:20 AM by AspenRose
And of course, it's bullshit.

I've yet to see a far-left person use violence within the past 40 years.

Psssst, here ya go sweetie:

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•It was not the fear of conservative violence that caused Ann Coulter's speech to be cancelled this week.
 
•It was a liberal who bit the finger off a man who disagreed with him on healthcare.
 
•It was Obama-loving Amy Bishop who took a gun to work and murdered co-workers.
 
•Joseph Stack flew his plane into the IRS building after writing an anti-conservative manifesto.
 
•It was liberals who destroyed AM radio towers outside of Seattle.
 
•It's liberals who burn down Hummer dealerships.
 
•It was progressive SEIU union thugs who beat a blaack conservative man who spoke his mind.
 
•It's doubtful that a conservative fired shotss into a GOP campaign headquarters.
 
•In fact, Democrats have no monopoly on having their offices vandalized.
 
•Don't forget it was Obama's friend Bill Ayers who used terrorism as a tool for political change. SDS is still radical, with arrests in 2007 and the storming of the CATO Institute in July 2008.
 
•It was a liberal who was sentenced to two years for bringing bombs and riot shields to the Republican National Convention in 2008.
 
•It was a liberal who threatened to kill a government informant who infiltrated her Austin-based group that planned to bomb the RNC.
 
•It was liberals who assaulted police in Berkeley.
 
•It was liberals who intimidated and threw rocks through the windows of researchers.
 
•The two Black Panthers who stood outside polls intimidating people with nightsticks were probably not right-wingers.
 
•Every time the G20 gets together, it's not conservatives who destroy property and cause chaos.
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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2011, 12:30:48 PM »
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-10-11 11:33 AM
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6. We know he's not a leftist He's going to be portrayed as extreme right, and we need to connect the dots to prove he's more mainstream right than the media would have you believe.
How about a kid that is mentally unstable. Something you DUmmies can relate to.

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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2011, 12:32:20 PM »
Ah well, pearls before swine and all that...

Too bad the little libtard goons won't dig to see this guy's reflection in their mirror.
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2011, 12:40:13 PM »
Ah well, pearls before swine and all that...

Too bad the little libtard goons won't dig to see this guy's reflection in their mirror.

You remember how primitives react to mirrors, don't you?  Howl about the magic, demonic glass thing that steals their souls; dance around the bonfire hooting and whooping up their courage to destroy the offending artifact of evil; etc, etc, ad nauseum...  :thatsright:
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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2011, 02:44:36 PM »
Many thanks to Dandi for being on his/her toes and catching this.  Outstanding! 

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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2011, 02:59:12 PM »
reformed 1 was fed pizza before his entombment. Let's have a moment of silence prayer for the recently departed.

Nice collection of events Ballygrl. Thanks
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2011, 03:00:12 PM »
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The man who entered the Discovery Channel headquarters in Silver Spring, Md., with a handgun and what appeared to be explosives Wednesday, taking several hostages, is being described in news reports as an “environmental activist.”


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If so, his ideology is reminiscent of the infamous “Unabomber” – Theodore Kaczynski, now serving life in prison for a series of mail bombings that killed three people and injured 23 others.


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“The debate about the state of the planet is done,” Lee writes on his web site. “Global Warming is a reality. The massive extinction of animals is happening all over the world. Now let us begin the debate on how to save the planet. We can’t wait anymore, something must be done immediately! Let’s act on it right away; let this be a new chapter in the earth’s history. As human beings we must join together to save it.”


This happened this year

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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2011, 03:02:05 PM »
Ballygrl, where is your list of left-wing violence quoted from?  Was that ever posted at the DUmp? 

I have been waiting for someone to actually compile a good list and post it there.  They constantly challenge people to give examples, but nobody ever does.   

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x164673

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x164096

 

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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2011, 03:11:56 PM »
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Nov. 5, 2009: The Army says 13 people were killed and 30 wounded in a shooting rampage at its Fort Hood base in Texas. The suspected lone gunman has been identified as Army psychiatrist Major Nidal Malik Hasan, one of the 30 injured.

Not a conservative

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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2011, 03:19:25 PM »
Ballygrl, where is your list of left-wing violence quoted from?  Was that ever posted at the DUmp?  

I have been waiting for someone to actually compile a good list and post it there.  They constantly challenge people to give examples, but nobody ever does.  

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x164825

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x163410

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x164673

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x164096

  

Again, here's Michelle Malkin's compilement!

http://michellemalkin.com/2011/01/10/the-progressive-climate-of-hate-an-illustrated-primer-2000-2010/

This is the best I've come across! It even includes some doozies from our friends at the DUmp!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Take that, ya lurkin' POS's!

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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2011, 03:26:21 PM »
There is plenty of hate on both sides of the fence, more than enough to go around...Just remember, you reap what you sow. Personally I don't feel sorry for the left, they do it to themselves and then they are too stupid to figure it out. :loser:
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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2011, 03:37:37 PM »
Ballygrl, where is your list of left-wing violence quoted from?  Was that ever posted at the DUmp? 

I have been waiting for someone to actually compile a good list and post it there.  They constantly challenge people to give examples, but nobody ever does.   

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x164825

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x163410

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x164673

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x164096

The Obama violent rhetoric quotes were posted by someone here, the comment I posted today listing violence from the left was posted in the comments section at Slate.com in reference to this article:

http://www.slate.com/id/2280616/
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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2011, 03:41:00 PM »
Posting facts at the DUmp will get you burned quicker than running through hell with 2 open buckets of gasoline.
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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2011, 03:42:17 PM »
Ballygrl, where is your list of left-wing violence quoted from?  Was that ever posted at the DUmp? 

I have been waiting for someone to actually compile a good list and post it there.  They constantly challenge people to give examples, but nobody ever does.   

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x164825

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x163410

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x164673

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x164096

 

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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2011, 03:44:22 PM »
I have a tremendous amount of respect for folks such as "reformed1" who seem to be infinitely better equipped to wade, Andy Dufresne style, into the vile, fetid sewer that masquerades as discussion over there on the Island - I, for one, haven't the stomach nor the temperment for it. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I'm the kind of colossal prick who, when asked for a cigarette (by either the poor, the homeless, or the myriad of Young Hipster Douchebags I frequently run meet), simply relish saying, "Gee, I'm sorry, but I'm fresh out," all the while embracing the cool, satisfying Newport 100 between my fat, overfed, exploitative fingers.

It's really almost as thrilling as dining outside one of the many fine restaurants we have along Sunset Blvd when, in between sips of my Bombay Sapphire Martini (with jalapeno olives, of course), some young, indigent progressives happen upon our table, thinking perhaps we might see a bit of ourselves in their rebellious youth, and perhaps give them a little change in order to help them obtain a Carls, Jr. burger. I'll casually set my drink down, reach into my pocket, but instead of retrieving my wallet, I pull out a Cohiba, look the male among them in the eye and say in the gentlest of tones, "Get the **** away from this table, or I'll feed you your girlfriends intestines." Then comes my famous wink-and-a-smile.

The Young Hipster Douchebags walk away, naturally convinced that everything they believe about "the evil rich" is true, and how could I begrudge them that notion? The important thing, however, is that I've relished a wonderful meal for my friends and family, paid for with money I've earned, and the unfortunate, unwashed, spectacularly tattooed ****wits have to try their luck with someone far more forgiving than I.

So while I suppose I could beat myself up for not having the inclination to wade over to the Island and engage the sort of cowardly, unmotivated, deprived, hungry degenerates in "reformed1's" fashion, I can take comfort in the fact that my more sadistic, er, direct approach seems to accomplish the same thing.

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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2011, 03:48:28 PM »
Thanks for the citations. 

I'd still like to see it done, and screenshots captured of the replies before they go down the memory hole. 

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« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2011, 03:52:02 PM »
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As a member of the Nation of Islam, Muhammad helped provide security for the "Million Man March" in 1995, but Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan has publicly distanced himself and his organization from Muhammad's crimes.[8] Muhammad moved out of the country and spent time with his children in Antigua around 1999, apparently engaging in credit card and immigration document fraud activities. It was during this time that he became close with Lee Boyd Malvo, who later acted as his partner in the killings. Williams changed his name to John Allen Muhammad in October 2001.

After his arrest, authorities also claimed that Muhammad admitted that he admired and modeled himself after Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda, and approved of the September 11 attacks. One of Malvo's psychiatric witnesses testified in his trial that Muhammad had indoctrinated him into believing that the proceeds of the extortion attempt would be used to begin a new nation of only young, "pure" black people somewhere in Canada. Muhammad witnessed the Mark Essex shootout live on television when he was 13.


Another one I don't think would be considered conservative.

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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2011, 03:59:11 PM »
Will Pitt is over on his Facebook page going gaga with blame for Sarah Palin and the right. 

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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2011, 03:59:32 PM »
I have a tremendous amount of respect for folks such as "reformed1" who seem to be infinitely better equipped to wade, Andy Dufresne style, into the vile, fetid sewer that masquerades as discussion over there on the Island - I, for one, haven't the stomach nor the temperment for it. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I'm the kind of colossal prick who, when asked for a cigarette (by either the poor, the homeless, or the myriad of Young Hipster Douchebags I frequently run meet), simply relish saying, "Gee, I'm sorry, but I'm fresh out," all the while embracing the cool, satisfying Newport 100 between my fat, overfed, exploitative fingers.

It's really almost as thrilling as dining outside one of the many fine restaurants we have along Sunset Blvd when, in between sips of my Bombay Sapphire Martini (with jalapeno olives, of course), some young, indigent progressives happen upon our table, thinking perhaps we might see a bit of ourselves in their rebellious youth, and perhaps give them a little change in order to help them obtain a Carls, Jr. burger. I'll casually set my drink down, reach into my pocket, but instead of retrieving my wallet, I pull out a Cohiba, look the male among them in the eye and say in the gentlest of tones, "Get the **** away from this table, or I'll feed you your girlfriends intestines." Then comes my famous wink-and-a-smile.

The Young Hipster Douchebags walk away, naturally convinced that everything they believe about "the evil rich" is true, and how could I begrudge them that notion? The important thing, however, is that I've relished a wonderful meal for my friends and family, paid for with money I've earned, and the unfortunate, unwashed, spectacularly tattooed ****wits have to try their luck with someone far more forgiving than I.

So while I suppose I could beat myself up for not having the inclination to wade over to the Island and engage the sort of cowardly, unmotivated, deprived, hungry degenerates in "reformed1's" fashion, I can take comfort in the fact that my more sadistic, er, direct approach seems to accomplish the same thing.

I just tell 'em, Nope get a ****in' job. And smile.

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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2011, 04:03:12 PM »
Will Pitt is over on his Facebook page going gaga with blame for Sarah Palin and the right. 
Him and every other bottom-feeder on the internet.

Will Pitt is a proven loser with zero credibility.  The only place he can get people to pay attention to him is the DUmp.  They deserve each other.
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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2011, 04:04:27 PM »
Not to put too fine a point on it, but I'm the kind of colossal prick who, when asked for a cigarette (by either the poor, the homeless, or the myriad of Young Hipster Douchebags I frequently run meet), simply relish saying, "Gee, I'm sorry, but I'm fresh out," all the while embracing the cool, satisfying Newport 100 between my fat, overfed, exploitative fingers.

It's really almost as thrilling as dining outside one of the many fine restaurants we have along Sunset Blvd when, in between sips of my Bombay Sapphire Martini (with jalapeno olives, of course), some young, indigent progressives happen upon our table, thinking perhaps we might see a bit of ourselves in their rebellious youth, and perhaps give them a little change in order to help them obtain a Carls, Jr. burger. I'll casually set my drink down, reach into my pocket, but instead of retrieving my wallet, I pull out a Cohiba, look the male among them in the eye and say in the gentlest of tones, "Get the **** away from this table, or I'll feed you your girlfriends intestines." Then comes my famous wink-and-a-smile.

The Young Hipster Douchebags walk away, naturally convinced that everything they believe about "the evil rich" is true, and how could I begrudge them that notion? The important thing, however, is that I've relished a wonderful meal for my friends and family, paid for with money I've earned, and the unfortunate, unwashed, spectacularly tattooed ****wits have to try their luck with someone far more forgiving than I.


That's good, I love it. 

I was almost mugged one time when I was out with a lady friend and managed to avoid it.

Not by the HK .45 subcompact I was carrying but instead by lauging, smiling, and telling the young thug "It would serve you well, my friend, to not play with someone who has taken the concept of disproportionate violence and turned it into an artform".  Then shaking my head, while laughing, and saying "Your mother is going to cry when she sees what I've done to you".

Now, it could have been my smiling delivery of such a threat that stopped him in his tracks and made him walk the other way, or it could have been the fact that I used words other than "bitch", "mother****er", or "homey" and confused the hell out of him.

Ahhh, worthless youths pretending to be something more than they really are...

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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2011, 04:12:04 PM »

Ahhh, worthless youths pretending to be something more than they really are...

 :-)

I'm just the kinda guy that not only doesn't give to panhandlers, I actually pretend to drop money in front of them as I pass by, then pick it up, put it back in my pocket, smile, and continue on my way.

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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2011, 04:14:08 PM »
I have a tremendous amount of respect for folks such as "reformed1" who seem to be infinitely better equipped to wade, Andy Dufresne style, into the vile, fetid sewer that masquerades as discussion over there on the Island - I, for one, haven't the stomach nor the temperment for it. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I'm the kind of colossal prick who, when asked for a cigarette (by either the poor, the homeless, or the myriad of Young Hipster Douchebags I frequently run meet), simply relish saying, "Gee, I'm sorry, but I'm fresh out," all the while embracing the cool, satisfying Newport 100 between my fat, overfed, exploitative fingers.

It's really almost as thrilling as dining outside one of the many fine restaurants we have along Sunset Blvd when, in between sips of my Bombay Sapphire Martini (with jalapeno olives, of course), some young, indigent progressives happen upon our table, thinking perhaps we might see a bit of ourselves in their rebellious youth, and perhaps give them a little change in order to help them obtain a Carls, Jr. burger. I'll casually set my drink down, reach into my pocket, but instead of retrieving my wallet, I pull out a Cohiba, look the male among them in the eye and say in the gentlest of tones, "Get the **** away from this table, or I'll feed you your girlfriends intestines." Then comes my famous wink-and-a-smile.

The Young Hipster Douchebags walk away, naturally convinced that everything they believe about "the evil rich" is true, and how could I begrudge them that notion? The important thing, however, is that I've relished a wonderful meal for my friends and family, paid for with money I've earned, and the unfortunate, unwashed, spectacularly tattooed ****wits have to try their luck with someone far more forgiving than I.

So while I suppose I could beat myself up for not having the inclination to wade over to the Island and engage the sort of cowardly, unmotivated, deprived, hungry degenerates in "reformed1's" fashion, I can take comfort in the fact that my more sadistic, er, direct approach seems to accomplish the same thing.

Hey! :rotf:





































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Re: Suicide Run
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2011, 04:16:08 PM »
Hey! :rotf:

I meant no offense...I actually have a few myself.  :cheersmate:

I lifted the phrase, "spectacular tattooed ****wits" from Billy Connelly. Suppose I could've chosen another phrase.  :-)