« Reply #52 on: January 06, 2011, 02:15:44 PM »
Had a cousin working dispatch in a small southern town late one night. Guy calls up all excited screaming, "There's a 'coon in my house." Cousin asked what the 'coon was doing, "He's tearing everything up. Come quick." Cousin had figured out what color the caller was and that he was talking about an animal....and had dispatched an officer to that address....so he decided to have a little fun. He asked how big the 'coon was...is he armed...what is he wearing etc.'...then he asked what kind of 'coon was he talking about...The fellow on the phone tells him, "It's the 4 legged kind. This is a 2 legged 'coon calling." ... 
Mine's pretty much the same, yet with an N-word thrown in for good measure. That's why I didn't want to put it out on the board.
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