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Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« on: January 01, 2011, 04:08:00 PM »
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Hey, wads of **** new majority....
   
...by my ****ing watch you've been in power for 12 ****ing hours.

HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T FIXED THE ECONOMY YET, SHITSTAINS? WHERE ARE THE ****ING JOBS, ASSWIPES? WHAT'S THE ****ING PROBLEM, ASSHOLES, TAKING THE ****ING DAY OFF?

GET BACK TO WORK, YOU LAZY, USELESS SACKS OF SHIT.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x101388

They haven't even been sworn in yet, you moron.

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16. K'd and R'd
   
I expect a new, great-paying job, with bennies, Monday at the latest.

I could have sworn Obama was supposed to have given you that by now.

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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2011, 04:11:41 PM »
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Hey, wads of **** new majority....
   
...by my ****ing watch you've been in power for 12 ****ing hours.


Hey tough guy, step away from the booze.   Moron.

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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2011, 04:13:54 PM »
If we get the $5/gal gas that certain economists are predicting in 2012, you can bet that the new Republican President and their fillibuster-proof majority in the Congress will be making changes--quickly.  Until then, DU WOS', you still own the stuff that happens . . .
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2011, 04:16:26 PM »
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2011, 04:25:39 PM »
These are the idiots that actually believe what they post will sway the general public to their favor.

First off DUmmies you are on average 5000 out of 300 million or so of the population,no one cares what you think should be and you are laughed at and scorned by thousands more then your number.

Happy New Year DUmbasses. :cheersmate:
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2011, 04:53:35 PM »
"It takes time to change the economy around.  Obama's been in for two years, give him more time!"
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2011, 04:59:27 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 01, 2011, 04:53:35 PM
"It takes time to change the economy around.  Obama's been in for two years, give him more time!"

But...but...I thought that when Obama was elected the earth was going to cool, the seas would fall and we'd all get a magic unicorn that shits skittles!  :koolaid:
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2011, 05:01:32 PM »
The Irony is that if the economy does improve after the new Republicans are sworn in, the primitives will crow about the recovering economy that the Republicans inherited..
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2011, 05:03:29 PM »
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HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T FIXED THE ECONOMY YET, SHITSTAINS? WHERE ARE THE ****ING JOBS, ASSWIPES? WHAT'S THE ****ING PROBLEM, ASSHOLES, TAKING THE ****ING DAY OFF?

GET BACK TO WORK, YOU LAZY, USELESS SACKS OF SHIT.


     I see. So they've felt this way about Congress since 2006, too, I presume?

   
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2011, 05:05:15 PM »
Actually, traditionally, a new Congress takes over on January 3.

I could be wrong, but I think I spotted the date this year, that it's not until January 5 or 6 or something.
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2011, 05:07:53 PM »
Quote from: miskie on January 01, 2011, 05:01:32 PM
The Irony is that if the economy does improve after the new Republicans are sworn in, the primitives will crow about the recovering economy that the Republicans inherited..

Count on it. Economies are cyclical. There are ups and downs, and the only thing the gubbment can do to expand the economy is to cut taxes and regulations to make the environment more conducive to business. Liberals don't get this. They think that gubbment can create jobs by throwing money at the problem.

Whenever I hear someone say "The government needs to create more jobs" I want to smack them.
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2011, 05:16:53 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 01, 2011, 05:05:15 PM
Actually, traditionally, a new Congress takes over on January 3.

I could be wrong, but I think I spotted the date this year, that it's not until January 5 or 6 or something.

That's what I thought too.  It would seem odd for the new Congress/Senate would take over right at 12:01am January 1st.  It's a Saturday.  It would make more sense for them to get to work on a Monday.
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2011, 05:19:52 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 01, 2011, 05:16:53 PM
That's what I thought too.  It would seem odd for the new Congress/Senate would take over right at 12:01am January 1st.  It's a Saturday.  It would make more sense for them to get to work on a Monday.

There's your problem:  it makes sense, therefore there's no way in hell Congress-shits are going to do it. Must be nice to have a work schedule like that. :cheers1:
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2011, 05:32:17 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 01, 2011, 05:19:52 PM
There's your problem:  it makes sense, therefore there's no way in hell Congress-shits are going to do it. Must be nice to have a work schedule like that. :cheers1:

Easiest job in the world. Sit around for a few weeks taking bribes, then get a few weeks off to go home and give a few blowhard speaches, go back for a few weeks and have sex with a few interns, then go on a "fact-finding" junket to Hawaii, take some more bribes, approve a few Bills diverting pork for your district, then when re-election time comes give a few more speaches and con the sheeple about how much you've been working for their interests.
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2011, 05:49:44 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on January 01, 2011, 04:11:41 PM

Hey tough guy, step away from the booze.   Moron.


That was my thought. Still drunk/stoned/reeling from last night's scat orgy.
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2011, 05:56:02 PM »
Quote from: dandi on January 01, 2011, 05:49:44 PM
That was my thought. Still drunk/stoned/reeling from last night's scat orgy.

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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2011, 06:35:43 PM »
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16. K'd and R'd
   
I expect a new, great-paying job, with bennies, Monday at the latest.

Be thankful it's the GOP in charge and not me personally, dude, 'cause I'd have year-round employment for all of you DUer malcontents and your ilk...living in tents to log the UP of Michigan all Winter and dig gold in Alaska in the Summer.  Maybe the honor 'Employees' could find themselves constructing actual border defenses in AZ or NM.  It'd look a lot like the Kola penal gold mines in the ol' USSR minus the Communism, plus unlike the Commies I'd actually try to keep you alive to produce.   
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2011, 07:30:42 PM »
Oh man, to read the drunken, depraved ramblings of a bilgewad like this is to induce spontaneous emetic eruptions.
Bilge in this sense is equitable to dirty water.  Wad is for dickwad.

Hey, dipshit, what has Imam Zer0 accomplished in two years except the weakening of the USA by enemies foreign and domestic.

Go stick your head in the punchbowl and don't bother us again.
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2011, 07:35:18 PM »
I just love the arrogance of ignorance displayed by the smarterest, tanetedest people on the whole interwebs.

Still having a tough time figuring out why these soooooper jeanuses are not running the show.
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2011, 08:02:13 PM »
Only a DUmbass would think Congress can create jobs. No, they don't create shit. They can hinder job creation with taxes, regulations, etc., but any creation is when they get the **** out of the way. Democrats didn't. ....hence 9.8% unemployment.
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2011, 10:57:25 PM »
Fat ,drunk and stupid is no way to post on the internet.
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2011, 11:35:54 PM »
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OW COME YOU HAVEN'T FIXED THE ECONOMY YET, SHITSTAINS? WHERE ARE THE ****ING JOBS, ASSWIPES? WHAT'S THE ****ING PROBLEM, ASSHOLES, TAKING THE ****ING DAY OFF?

GET BACK TO WORK, YOU LAZY, USELESS SACKS OF SHIT.

Remind me again who still controls the Senate and the Presidency?

So let me ask you asshole...WHERE'S MY FREE PONY!!!
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2011, 12:05:17 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 01, 2011, 10:57:25 PM
Fat ,drunk and stupid is no way to post on the internet.

Well shit; that eliminates 80% of the DUmb****s.
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Re: Hey, wads of f*&%$ new majority....
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2011, 11:37:47 AM »
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16. K'd and R'd I expect a new, great-paying job, with bennies, Monday at the latest.
And I expect you to drop your stupidity and get off the drugs before Monday morning. Deal? :bird:
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