Usually because it was funnier in my head than when I wrote it down on 'paper' here so I just close the window. Afterall, there's some stiff competition posting in the Cave (OMG, did I just write that?
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Why, I'm SURE none of the fine ladies and gentlemen of the Cave have ANY idea what you are speaking of. "I" on the other hand, am

OK, I shoulda read a few posts above mine before responding.
Let me rephrase this, njpines, to say that those of the Cave who ARE ladies and gentlemen wouldn't have a clue as to what you speak of.
Thank God we don't have many of those around here.
