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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2010, 08:40:53 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on December 26, 2010, 08:08:42 AM
Ugly rumor started by George of the Jungle-----Darn that favorite tree has claimed a Kennedy and Sony Bono why not more.

Seems no one has listened to George for 30 years as he yelled out " watch out for that tree"  While Thelma and Ursala kept in step.

Great, now that ****ing song is going to be in my head all damned day.

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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2010, 09:15:10 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 26, 2010, 08:40:53 AM
Great, now that ****ing song is going to be in my head all damned day.

Damn you, vesta.  Damn you all to hell.

My First name is Oscar my second name Meier ,  we make the best hot dogs near and far.

What would you do for a Klondike bar.??

It's a story about a lady with 3 girls of her own.

For a 3 hour tour, weather starting getting rough.

Flintstones, its the flintstones have a yabba-daba Holiday.

Take me out to the ball game.

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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2011, 01:13:49 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: After his yaght sank, Michael Moore is reported missing. Irony. More to come as it developes...

http://michael.moore.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_st_tropez.php

 :popcorn: :-)
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2011, 01:15:52 PM »
He should be okay.  Fat floats.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2011, 01:17:48 PM »
Way to crush a man's hopes, dreams, wishes, and spirit, Chris....
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2011, 01:50:22 PM »
Can the French version of the EPA fine him for polluting the ocean?
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2011, 01:51:55 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 28, 2011, 01:50:22 PM
Can the French version of the EPA fine him for polluting the ocean?

The french version of the EPA put down the Rainbow Warrior.  I doubt they issue many fines.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2011, 02:29:36 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 28, 2011, 01:15:52 PM
He should be okay.  Fat Sh*t floats.

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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #33 on: March 28, 2011, 03:54:24 PM »
mine doesn't :???:
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2011, 03:55:32 PM »
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mine doesn't :???:

Does this mean you practice shitting in your bathtub?  :lmao:
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2011, 04:05:07 PM »
Apiril 7, 2011 ??????? are the muzzy pirates planning something?

He'll eat 'em outta house and home.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2011, 05:55:27 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 28, 2011, 03:55:32 PM
Does this mean you practice shitting in your bathtub?  :lmao:

Hell no, you disgusting  Dogface!!  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: But they don't float in the toilet. They sink like rocks!!
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2011, 06:07:05 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 28, 2011, 03:54:24 PM
mine doesn't :???:

Back 20 years or so, the boat I used to go out to the reef on had an old school hand pump toilet on it. It pumped the mess directly out the side of the boat.

Suffice to say - shit don't float (and there are some species of fish you never want to eat).
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2011, 07:42:58 AM »
Is this true? Sorry, I'm normally not like this with human life, but in Michael Moore's case....  :hyper:
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2011, 08:21:59 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 28, 2011, 05:55:27 PM
Hell no, you disgusting  Dogface!!  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: But they don't float in the toilet. They sink like rocks!!

Might wanna cut back on the dietary granite, Thor. Go with fiber -- it's easier on the 'roids.  :whistling:
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2011, 09:01:34 AM »
Damn! Used to all you had to worry about was wheather your shit stunk or not...now you have worry about wheather it floats or not.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2011, 09:08:09 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 29, 2011, 09:01:34 AM
Damn! Used to all you had to worry about was wheather your shit stunk or not...now you have worry about wheather it floats or not.

Oh, I dunno.  :-)

Thor worries about the wear and tear on his 'roids as well.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2011, 04:57:40 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 08:21:59 AM
Might wanna cut back on the dietary granite, Thor. Go with fiber -- it's easier on the 'roids.  :whistling:

I don't have " 'roids". I'm STILL a perfect asshole!!  :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:





But I sure would like to be able to poop normally.......
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2011, 09:29:46 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 29, 2011, 04:57:40 PM
I don't have " 'roids". I'm STILL a perfect asshole!!  :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:





But I sure would like to be able to poop normally.......

Unless you've been scoped in a colonoscopy lately, you might be surprised. Internal 'roids are just that -- internal.

Just sayin'..... :whistling:
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2011, 09:35:22 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 09:29:46 PM
Unless you've been scoped in a colonoscopy lately, you might be surprised. Internal 'roids are just that -- internal.

Just sayin'..... :whistling:

I just had that done not too long ago....... :wink:  Nothing's really changed since then.
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