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Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« on: December 25, 2010, 08:55:43 PM »


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Actor Charlie Sheen is reported to have died shortly after a snowboard accident earlier today - December 25, 2010.

The actor & novice snowboarder was vacationing at the Zermatt ski resort in Zermatt, Switzerland with family and friends. Witnesses indicate that Charlie Sheen lost control of his snowboard and struck a tree at a high rate of speed.

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« Last Edit: December 25, 2010, 11:09:41 PM by Thor »
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2010, 08:57:53 PM »
Damn.  Prayers and good will to his family. 
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2010, 09:01:50 PM »
My sympathy to those who loved and will miss him.

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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2010, 09:04:44 PM »
Oh Lord.

Despite his troubles I liked him as an actor.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2010, 09:06:35 PM »
How sad for his little boys, and the rest of his family.
He was a very good actor, as ColonialMarine said, despite his troubles.
And what an awful day to die; it's going to be a sad reminder every year at what should be a happy time.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2010, 09:08:31 PM »
How sad.  :(

Despite all of the problems he had in his personal life, this is still very sad news.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2010, 09:25:25 PM »
Holy Crap. That's a Fracked up way to go out. I can only hope he didn't suffer. RIP it was always fun to watch his comidies at the theater and some of his action stuff too.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2010, 09:31:19 PM »
I'm always curious to see how TV producers and writers handle it when someone dies (or simply leaves) during a show's production.  I know it's not nice, but at least KOTH had already wrapped up when Brittany Murphy died.  Then there was that whole Dukes of Hazard debacle back in the 80's, not to mention Bewitched.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2010, 09:37:59 PM »
Fake.

FWIW, this is about the FOURTH "Charlie Sheen is dead" article I've seen in the past year.  Some funny, some try to be serious, all are bullshit.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2010, 09:48:18 PM »
Fake.

FWIW, this is about the FOURTH "Charlie Sheen is dead" article I've seen in the past year.  Some funny, some try to be serious, all are bullshit.

Dammit, you're right.  I googled and got the same thing.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2010, 09:49:17 PM »
Yeah, I couldn't find a single article other than this one.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2010, 09:50:22 PM »
Good news folks ...

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This story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment.

Take a closer look ...
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2010, 09:51:45 PM »
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2010, 10:03:48 PM »
You may call me Jessica or Jess.

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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2010, 11:02:30 PM »
Well, damn, I'm gonna have to chew some ass and vet my stories better.  :censored:
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2010, 11:33:27 PM »
Hey the good thing is it's fake.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2010, 11:50:41 PM »
Leave  it to CC to tell the truth.  :-) You'e the best. That's why this is my home forum.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2010, 11:53:47 PM »
That's just weird.  Why would anyone...   Oh, forget it. 

Cows make so much more sense than pop culture.

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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2010, 12:04:46 AM »
And exactly WHO started this whole shitstorm?

Why, wasn't it our esteemed board moderator, THOR?

Now you know why I laugh my ass off at airedales.  BTW, Thor--did you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

You know--dictionary--that book with all the words...oh wait...books...they're those thinks with covers and pages and words on them...oh wait...words...shit, nevermind.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2010, 12:07:35 AM »
Yeah well, Brad Pitt was beat up by Mexicans.

http://brad.pitt.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_traffic_altercation.php

If he was hollering, "LA MIGRA!!!  LA MIGRA!!!" on Commonwealth Avenue, then that I might actually believe.

But stoner losers, snowboarding into trees?  Unpossible!!!  (Aw, shit...nevermind.)
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2010, 01:12:06 AM »
That's just weird.  Why would anyone...   Oh, forget it. 

Cows make so much more sense than pop culture.
I don't know anything about cows, but that sentiment sounds right.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2010, 01:46:49 AM »
Charlie Sheen is no Mark Twain.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2010, 02:11:00 AM »
"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."- IBID

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Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2010, 08:08:42 AM »
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Ugly rumor started by George of the Jungle-----Darn that favorite tree has claimed a Kennedy and Sony Bono why not more.

Seems no one has listened to George for 30 years as he yelled out " watch out for that tree"  While Thelma and Ursala kept in step.