Ah yes, my good friend and fellow Cornhusker Omaha Steve.
for those not thoroughly acquainted with Omaha Steve, who's 1/16th or 1/32nd or 1/64th some oppressed minority of the past, my fellow Nebraskan is a desperate "metrosexual" wannabe; you know, the kind, caring, sensitive, nurturing male.
But he lives in Omaha, which has famously been described as "the most masculine city in America."
Not "masculine" in the sense the women's-libbers have it, boorish, domineering, uses women, blah-blah-blah, but in the sense of strength, virility, robustness, and energy.
But he so badly wants to be a girly-man in that environment, which doesn't work out well for him, with either gender.