How in the hell do these asshats figure they can redefine marriage?
It's called marriage for a ****in' reason ya pole smoker! It's between a man and a woman!
You want to call it a "civil union", an "asshole bandit coupling", "seamin' the carpet after munchin", be my guest! Do not attempt to redefine the word!
It ain't happenin'! You just are never goin' to get away with changin' the Bible, or the dictionary! They were written long before you baloney boppers had a voice!