official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010

[Ballygrl]

Oh my frank, poor Jeanette, having to go to work the next day and than having to come home and cook dinner.

[Ballygrl]

Oh, it looks like Jeanette didn't have to cook the Thanksgiving Dinner until the next day.

[Carl]

Oh my frank, poor Jeanette, having to go to work the next day and than having to come home and cook dinner.

After she washed dishes to cook with no less.

[miskie]

Well - I made this list, and checked it twice..

1 Fat Che's lil' bro. A man's man.. Literally. If you fantasize about Comic Book Guy from The Simpson's doing another Comic Book Guy from The Simpson's, then he and his significant other are The Hotness -  Just don't play with your Matchbox cars when he is nearby.. Accidents can and do happen.

2 The birdsmacker - He wasn't even on my radar until getting his jaw wired. Its a shame they couldn't wire his fingers together too. Its not fair that only those who listen to him speak got to enjoy the moments of  silence.  

3 Spooked911 - Anytime I need a laugh, I know where to look - I would gladly make a 3rd place trophy out of cement and chickenwire in his honor.  

4 CaliphonyPeg - All sweetness and light on the outside, pure ugly harridan on the inside.. Well, on the outside too. Stick an excessively overpriced fork in her.

5 Doug's Stupid Ex - Such a hateful bitch. The northeastern United States is full of coyotes now - and I blame her. She scared them away from their natural habitat.

6 RedXIII - Everybody hates furries. Even the primitives. And this one is particularly pathetic & mangy.

7 BanTheGOP - Who woulda thunk that banning a political party could solve political problems around the world ? I still think this one might be an ultramole.

8 Xultar - almost as stupid as The Stupid Ex - and twice as angry. Reading her posts is like watching a Boondocks marathon on Cartoon Network. Racially charged idiocy.  

9 Dirty Deeds.. Dem Ten Jeep.. - perhaps the worst example sockpuppetry ever attempted, even the primitives knew it was she.

10 William The Pittiful. - for getting banned, unbanned and general asshattery befitting a typical highbrow Massachusetts Liberal wannabe.  

[miskie]

For The Willie Award -

BouncyBall - I have no idea if she is aware of it, but she is legend - there are few who can claim that they have inspired an internet word - granted, she hasn't reached the recognition of ZOMG, lolcat, or pwnd yet - but is well on her way.

For The Annie -

Fat Che's lil Bro - Although I have also nominated him for top primitive, lil bro has managed to squander a small fortune, ruin his own political career, and has had limited success with his photoshopped comic strip. ( give or take 10K regular viewers , and a collection of self-published books (lulu is a self-publishing company))

[Odin's Hand]

TruthisAll is another one.

The prognostications of massive gains of 8 seats by Dems in the Senate and 30 in the House was quite a spectacle that was never owned up to, I don't believe.

[miskie]

TruthisAll is another one.

The prognostications of massive gains of 8 seats by Dems in the Senate and 30 in the House was quite a spectacle that was never owned up to, I don't believe.

TIA still agitates the primitives from beyond the grave, as he was mausoleumed years ago. Sadly, only a few on the island still worship their fallen hero. Most regard him and his Monte-Carlo based simulations as mathematical alchemy. -Solid Gold Kookery.

[Odin's Hand]

TIA still agitates the primitives from beyond the grave, as he was mausoleumed years ago. Sadly, only a few on the island still worship their fallen hero. Most regard him and his Monte-Carlo based simulations as mathematical alchemy. -Solid Gold Kookery.

Damn, I thought he was still active with the attention he was getting with his "polling statistics".

[Chris_]

Damn, I thought he was still active with the attention he was getting with his "polling statistics".

His "fans" are active at another site.

[miskie]

Damn, I thought he was still active with the attention he was getting with his "polling statistics".

No longer - though he does do his stand-up comedy act at progressiveindependent -- He still would qualify for lifetime achievement however. 

[franksolich]

No longer - though he does do his stand-up comedy act at progressiveindependent -- He still would qualify for lifetime achievement however. 

So I'm taking that as a nomination of the tits-in-ass primitive for the "Willie," someone who's done a great deal to enhance the good name and reputation of Skins's island out here in the real world.

Please correct me if I'm wrong, sir.

[miskie]

I don't know if O.H.  intends to nominate, but I will.

TIA is the only primitive to have ever taken notice of me. While posting on Free Republic around the time of the so-called 'Stolen Election' where G.W.Bush had won a second term, I posted a simple graphic highlighting that the likelihood of conservatives talking to exit pollsters is largely weather dependent.

The worse the weather is, the less likely a conservative is to talk to them, whereas regardless of weather, conservatives are far more likely to vote. I added colored dots to a rainfall total map from election day, and sure enough, the greater the amount of rain, the more skewed the exit poll numbers were from the vote totals.

I could only assume that conservatives have better things to do than to hang around and take surveys while its raining on them.

But TIA was having none of that..

[Karin]

Thanks for the write-up Miskie, that was great! 

Who was it who was having repairs done on the kitchen...then had gone through every single dish in the house because the kitchen sink was out of order.....never realizing that he could do the dishes in the bathtub/bathroom sink?  Straight Story? 

[franksolich]

Thanks for the write-up Miskie, that was great! 

Who was it who was having repairs done on the kitchen...then had gone through every single dish in the house because the kitchen sink was out of order.....never realizing that he could do the dishes in the bathtub/bathroom sink?  Straight Story? 

That was one of the funny campfires you brought over here yourself, madam.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38419.0

It's from December 28, 2009, but it's still considered for 2010, given that voting had ceased by then, in 2009.

[franksolich]

Man, do a search on the simple word "kitchen" alone, and only in the DUmpster, no other forums, and one gets 17 pages of results.

One wonders why that is.

[Tucker]

Man, do a search on the simple word "kitchen" alone, and only in the DUmpster, no other forums, and one gets 17 pages of results.

One wonders why that is.

To a primitive, the kitchen is a vital part of their crib.

Oven- used for drying the freshly cut marijuana

Table- flat surface useful for cutting the coke

Fridge- keeping the beer cold

sink- washing the peyote before in-gestation

florescent fixture- great for a grow light

dishwasher- what's that

garbage can- great place to store the 13 gallon plastic bags used to carry the pot for delivery

Butcher knife- used to cut the LSD in half when you have to share it

Spoons- used to cook up Heroin or holding incense

Fork- great for fluffing up a compressed brick

[Ralph Wiggum]

His "fans" are active at another site.

There don't even seem to be a lot of "fans" there either, assuming you mean "progressive independent".  His posts in the Election Reform forum are almost all ignored.  When a site that is far left of the DUmp ignores your posts, you must certainly be 

[franksolich]

Well, there's only two more days left, and the nominations seem to be pretty well wrapped up, a great slate of candidates.

But there's two more days, and even if one's already nominated all the primitives he wishes to nominate, plenty of time to defend one's choices, if they speculatively seem "weak" for voting.

franksolich plans to have two "surprise" nominations posted at 10:59 p.m. central time, 9:59 p.m. mountain time, on Saturday, December 4th, after which nominations are locked.

The word from Skins's island, the buzz, is that we can't seem to please anybody.

The primitives who haven't been nominated thus far are unhappy about being overlooked, and the primitives who have been nominated are all ashiver and asweat because they presume if they win, there's going to be Wikileaks-like exposes of them.

Which is utter nonsense.  franksolich is a nice guy.

[Allentownjake]

I nominate Frenchie Cat, mostly because amongst the BOG she stands out as the President's most angry defender and because of her beat poetry sessions where she goes into a transcendental poetry rant that I hear bongos and William Shatner reciting when I read it.

[Allentownjake]

Oh and Nance Greggs for a special award of claiming to be a writer and not knowing what an apologist in writing is in an Original Post titled "Don't call me an apologist"  where she than spent entire post that an 8th grade English student could have turned in and gotten a C on for an assignment of writing an apology.

[franksolich]

I nominate Frenchie Cat.....

Your nominations duly recorded, sir, and they will appear on the ballot.

[franksolich]

By the way, folks, we've never been able to determine if it was the TwixVoy primitive who got that tourist visa for Portugal, and was planning to emigrate there, and that nomination was contingent upon whether or not this was in fact the TwixVoy primitive.

So unless someone can determine that yes, it was the TwixVoy primitive, or come up with other reasons to nominate the TwixVoy primitive, we'll have to exclude the TwixVoy primitive from the ballot.

[Tucker]

Oh and Nance Greggs for a special award of claiming to be a writer and not knowing what an apologist in writing is in an Original Post titled "Don't call me an apologist"  where she than spent entire post that an 8th grade English student could have turned in and gotten a C on for an assignment of writing an apology.

Didn't she get raked over the coals and threw a hissy fit, took her ball and went home. Stayed gone for several months, I think.

[Chris_]

By the way, folks, we've never been able to determine if it was the TwixVoy primitive who got that tourist visa for Portugal, and was planning to emigrate there, and that nomination was contingent upon whether or not this was in fact the TwixVoy primitive.

So unless someone can determine that yes, it was the TwixVoy primitive, or come up with other reasons to nominate the TwixVoy primitive, we'll have to exclude the TwixVoy primitive from the ballot.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,44751.0 ?

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,44751.0 ?

Thank you, sir.

Consider the TwixVoy primitive nominated, and on the ballot.