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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2010, 08:34:43 PM »
Its probably one of his live events like Thundley mentioned. Otherwise Glenn would have said something about it on one of his shows if it was a movie.

He briefly mentioned an even that would be broadcast in local movie theaters.
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2010, 11:32:02 PM »
So about 10% of you are batshit crazy.

At least you left instead of staying and either getting thrown out by your non-existent nutsack, or ruining the movie for the others by moaning and bitching for the next 3 hours.

DUmmies:  No class, no brains, no balls, no spine, all mouth, no action.

No...those 11 that walked out with him were his kids and their friends that he had taken to see the Harry Potter movie.

WTF is a grown adult going to see Harry Potter for anyway...unless they are a chaperon for their kids?
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2010, 12:07:53 AM »
This DUmmy sounds like a lot of fun to be around.  He seems like the type whose quivering sense of outrage is never satisfied.  If it hadn't been the Beck preview, something else would have set him off.
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2010, 05:06:51 AM »
This DUmmy sounds like a lot of fun to be around.  He seems like the type whose quivering sense of outrage is never satisfied.  If it hadn't been the Beck preview, something else would have set him off.

Probably his Depends would have overflowed.
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2010, 07:16:46 AM »
I do like the part "About 11 people" though. Nice round estimate.

I wonder who was the odd DUmb ass that couldn't get a date? His inflatable woman musta had a hole in it.
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2010, 08:21:48 AM »

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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2010, 08:23:17 AM »
1 DUmmie + 1 Mrs DUmmie = 1 DU + 1 Mrs DU = 1DU+1DU= 11

It's actually a simple potatonomics letter/symbol subtraction formula that arrives at the desired outcome.

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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2010, 08:30:48 AM »
I sat thru previews of Al Gores pile of crap, the new movie about Plame, that piece of crap that Damon did about Iraq.  Not once did I get up and scream and exit the theater, may have had a bit of gas, but I stayed in my seat. 

For the so called smartest people on the net, they sure are simpletons.
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2010, 08:34:59 AM »
1 DUmmie + 1 Mrs DUmmie = 1 DU + 1 Mrs DU = 1DU+1DU= 11

It's actually a simple potatonomics letter/symbol subtraction formula that arrives at the desired outcome.

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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2010, 08:44:39 AM »
No, they do not. 

Most movie theaters are owned by the same corporation.  I've never seen movie theaters even a block within each other.  He's full of shit.
I have. There's a theater inside a nearby mall, and across the street in a rather large shopping center that includes a Barnes & Noble, there's a slightly larger one. However, I don't believe they play the same movies. For instance, the theater I went to (the second one) was playing the Harry Potter movie, but the other one was not.

Anyway, once I saw the Glen Beck preview, I heard a loud popping sound. For a second or two, I thought it was popcorn, but then I realized it was thousands of moonbats' heads a sploding all at once. None in the theater I was in though, heh.

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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2010, 08:46:06 AM »
Movie theater across the street?  Do other states really have theaters in that close of proximity?

Sorry, got distracted.  He walked out of a theater over an ad?  :whatever:

Not in this part of the country, or any other part I've seen in the past 30 years.  Maybe in a very few places...BUT there is pretty much nowhere that two theaters just a block apart, that weren't owned by the same management, would be showing the same first-run film.  

It sounds like this idiot probably got his money back, and then gave it right back to the same people ten minutes later.

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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #36 on: November 21, 2010, 09:27:47 AM »
OK, for those lurking let's be rational about this. Cinemark is a theater chain much like AMC and Clearview which means there's multiple theaters, and many of these multiple theaters that I know of at least in my State are in malls, so are we supposed to believe that this person and 11 other people walked out of a theater chain showing multiple movies and is most likely located in a mall and walked right across the street in a mall to another theater? a mom and pop theater lets say for arguments sake, a mom and pop theater that if it was there would most likely of been driven out of business by a corporate theater as you usually imply in your posts.

Seriously people, do you actually believe this nonsense?
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #37 on: November 21, 2010, 12:21:31 PM »
I thought about that too, I don't know of any that are in that close proximity of each other.
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #38 on: November 21, 2010, 01:10:13 PM »
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #39 on: November 21, 2010, 01:16:32 PM »
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #40 on: November 22, 2010, 10:46:02 AM »
Kicking up from page 2 to continue the free publicity.  That thread immediately devolved into a vicious fight about whether blonde jokes were offensive or not.   :mental:

Also, to post this from the thread:

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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #41 on: November 22, 2010, 10:50:07 AM »
Kicking up from page 2 to continue the free publicity.  That thread immediately devolved into a vicious fight about whether blonde jokes were offensive or not.   :mental:

Also, to post this from the thread:

You dangerous, sexy rebel, living on the edge, you!!   :lmao: :loser:

Did they actually put a link in so you could find the theater in your area where it was playing?  You betcha. :lol:

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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #42 on: November 22, 2010, 10:50:30 AM »
I can see a conversation between the manager and the DUmmie...

DUmmie: "I would like my money back, please."

Manager: "May I ask why?"

DUmmie: "Because Glenn Beck was in a TRAILER!  OMFG!!1!eleventy!!"

Manager: "So there was nothing wrong with the movie?  Not too loud, no distractions from the audience?

DUmmie: "But, but, but...DUAC!!  MIHOP!!!  LIHOP!!!  Glenn Beck is the debil!"

Manager: "Ah, I see, sir.  Well, if you'll just be so kind as to fill out this 48-page form, leave a saliva, blood, and sperm sample, and our crack Obamacare specialists will review it and ship you a voucher for a refund in about, oh, 24 business hours.  Have a nice day."
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2010, 10:52:02 AM »
No...those 11 that walked out with him were his kids and their friends that he had taken to see the Harry Potter movie.

WTF is a grown adult going to see Harry Potter for anyway...unless they are a chaperon for their kids?

The same reason adults go to see Twilight movies--either they're pedos or teh ghey.
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #44 on: November 22, 2010, 11:32:21 AM »
I wonder who was the odd DUmb ass that couldn't get a date? His inflatable woman musta had a hole in it.

One was probably the idiot whose wife left him for another woman. Or UGP in a panther suit.

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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #45 on: November 22, 2010, 11:48:36 AM »
Here ya's go  :yahoo:

http://www.fathomevents.com/originals/series/glennbecksbroke.aspx

Just enter your zip to find a theater near you.  I've been to several fathomevents shows, and I swear, it's better than going to a live show.....no bad seats, and our theater only charges $15.  It's great for classical fans too :)

And that silly DUer is lying. And makes about much sense if I would walk out on a preview starring a celebutard like Sarandon, Garafolo.....and most recently, yeah, Joy Behar's in a movie.  I just groan and think to myself, ain't gonna see that one  :-)

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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #46 on: November 22, 2010, 11:56:45 AM »
Manager: " . . . leave a . . . sperm sample . . .

Do you really need to encourage them to jerk off? :jerkit:
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #47 on: November 22, 2010, 04:05:19 PM »
Do you really need to encourage them to jerk off? :jerkit:

All they really need to do is to leave their underwear. Plenty of material therein to perform all the required tests.

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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #48 on: November 22, 2010, 04:10:19 PM »
All they really need to do is to leave their underwear. Plenty of material therein to perform all the required tests.


And what makes you think they aren't commando?
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Re: My Wife and I Walked Out Of A Movie Theater Today
« Reply #49 on: November 22, 2010, 05:20:36 PM »
And what makes you think they aren't commando?

It's hard to go commando and have your panties all in a wad at the same time, but if anyone can, it's the DUmmies.

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