I can see a conversation between the manager and the DUmmie...
DUmmie: "I would like my money back, please."
Manager: "May I ask why?"
DUmmie: "Because Glenn Beck was in a TRAILER! OMFG!!1!eleventy!!"
Manager: "So there was nothing wrong with the movie? Not too loud, no distractions from the audience?
DUmmie: "But, but, but...DUAC!! MIHOP!!! LIHOP!!! Glenn Beck is the debil!"
Manager: "Ah, I see, sir. Well, if you'll just be so kind as to fill out this 48-page form, leave a saliva, blood, and sperm sample, and our crack Obamacare specialists will review it and ship you a voucher for a refund in about, oh, 24 business hours. Have a nice day."