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Offline asdf2231

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Re: I've been fired!
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2008, 09:46:16 AM »
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the cows are real.

But not the silly vampire cows!

Or is there a story there that requires me to apologise to you and then be afraid of Moos in the dark?
we've talked about this, you keep scaring him with the cow pictures and you are dealing with the nightmares!

I'm starting to wonder if there isn't some "X-Files" back story that involved bovine abductors and an exam table...  :devious:

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Re: I've been fired!
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2008, 11:30:24 AM »
Ah, I can't WAIT for my kid to say that to me. The fun I could have knows no limits.  :naughty:
When I was in high school, my mother tried going on strike.  It didn't last very long...she was very OCD about keeping everything in the house in perfect condition.  We easily out-lasted her.   :-)

That might get me (eventually-I'm not really OCD about cleaning), but I think when the kid ran out of food or clean clothes, I'd be rehired.  :-)
My mother was on strike less than 24 hours before she just couldn't stand it anymore.  There were a couple of dirty glasses in the kitchen sink and the sheets had not been ironed.   :uhsure:
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Re: I've been fired!
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2008, 08:01:18 PM »
It's a thankless job, I swear.  :lmao:
Yes it is...but then you get to become a Grandma, and your grandkids get SO even for you.   :-)
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Re: I've been fired!
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2008, 08:46:02 PM »
I had my five year evaluation today, and apparently I am not living up to my contractual agreements in quality of performance.
As evidenced by:
1.  I rip off bandaids.  "Do you rip bandaids off everybody?  That hurts you know!"  "Now my bump hurts worse because you ripped off my bandaids"
2.  I steal.  For example, buying take out chicken and refusing to let starving child in car seat eat in the vehicle on the way home.  "I am staaaaaaaaaaaarving!  You stole my chicken!" 
3.  I stifle creativity, exhibit A:  Refusal to allow said child to play outside in a snow storm wearing orange socks and flip flops, hawaiian print shorts and a sweatshirt.
4.  I am inflexible:  "When I am 18 and you are dead and its my house I will stay home and watch cartoons all day whenever I want"

The list of my shortcomings goes on and on, apparently in the five years I have had this position of Mama I have failed miserably.  I was told this evening that I was no longer needed to be Mama, and that if I wanted I could be Grandma, but that she  was going to be trying to find a new mama.
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Re: I've been fired!
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2008, 08:51:17 PM »
A couple of days of vienna sausages & sardines will get you re-hired.