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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2010, 08:31:18 AM »
Use a shotgun.  An 00 Buck enema should do the trick.

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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2010, 10:20:39 AM »
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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2010, 10:32:53 AM »
So..Dummies, consumers demanded a Tickle Me Elmo, before there was one?   :thatsright:
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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2010, 12:27:48 PM »
Stupid that deep shouldn't just hurt, it should hurt bad.

Too bad it ain't terminal!

So DUmbass, if the 30 or so steers I send to the market every year does not create jobs, then how the hell do you eat? Do you show up at the auction, buy a steer, and then take it home to butcher it yourself????

How 'bout the guy who breeds them, and sells the calves to me and others like me? He sure as hell created a job for me! Not only that, I have a local guy come out and fertilize my pasture every year! There's another job! I buy close to 4 tons of grain every year, a job to the supplier of the grain, a job to the truck driver that delivers the grain to them, a job for many at the distributors of the grain, and the farmer who grew it, how about those jobs? How about the machinery sales to grow and harvest the grain, how about...........I could go on forever, but you would still be an idiot!

Stoooooopid ****in' DUmbass!
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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2010, 12:35:57 PM »
Too bad it ain't terminal!

So DUmbass, if the 30 or so steers I send to the market every year does not create jobs, then how the hell do you eat? Do you show up at the auction, buy a steer, and then take it home to butcher it yourself????

How 'bout the guy who breeds them, and sells the calves to me and others like me? He sure as hell created a job for me! Not only that, I have a local guy come out and fertilize my pasture every year! There's another job! I buy close to 4 tons of grain every year, a job to the supplier of the grain, a job to the truck driver that delivers the grain to them, a job for many at the distributors of the grain, and the farmer who grew it, how about those jobs? How about the machinery sales to grow and harvest the grain, how about...........I could go on forever, but you would still be an idiot!

Stoooooopid ****in' DUmbass!

You forgot to mention that it takes about 16-24 months from conception to market to produce that steer.  Livestock are a very time and labor intensive endeavor.
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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2010, 01:02:06 PM »
You forgot to mention that it takes about 16-24 months from conception to market to produce that steer.  Livestock are a very time and labor intensive endeavor.

Heh! That's an understatement!

I could actually do about 50 a year, but they'd probly end up puttin' me out to pasture!
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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2010, 01:34:03 PM »
Wonder if they realize that many of the MickeyD's and Starbucks are franchises? That the franchise owners are  technically "small business owners"? That those "small business owners" hire lots of high school and college kids as part-timers, along with adult full time workers? That those businesses may have to close due to Obamacare and no tax breaks?

Probably not.
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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2010, 01:37:48 PM »
Wonder if they realize that many of the MickeyD's and Starbucks are franchises? That the franchise owners are  technically "small business owners"? That those "small business owners" hire lots of high school and college kids as part-timers, along with adult full time workers? That those businesses may have to close due to Obamacare and no tax breaks?

Probably not.

That's an easy one , Deb! Dummies don't know shit! Well, maybe they do, since that's usually where their heads are! Up where the sun don't shine!
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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2010, 01:53:30 PM »
Wonder if they realize that many of the MickeyD's and Starbucks are franchises? That the franchise owners are  technically "small business owners"? That those "small business owners" hire lots of high school and college kids as part-timers, along with adult full time workers? That those businesses may have to close due to Obamacare and no tax breaks?

Probably not.
Probably not is right Deb. DUmmies = the epitome of stupid. :banghead:

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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2010, 01:55:28 PM »
Probably not is right Deb. DUmmies = the epitome of stupid. :banghead:


but, but....they are sooooo much more educated than us pitiful Conservatives. 



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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2010, 02:47:25 PM »

but, but....they are sooooo much more educated than us pitiful Conservatives. 



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Yep! They're the smartest people on the planet!!!!

Just ask 'em!

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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2010, 03:02:20 PM »
Heh! That's an understatement!

I could actually do about 50 a year, but they'd probly end up puttin' me out to pasture!

Try dairy farming. 

You don't own a dairy farm, it owns YOU!

And the "ladies" will let you know if you're late with the feeding or the milking, which doesn't help when the feeder is broke and you're trying to fix it when it's 10 degrees and blowing snow.
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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2010, 03:37:24 PM »
Try dairy farming.  

You don't own a dairy farm, it owns YOU!

And the "ladies" will let you know if you're late with the feeding or the milking, which doesn't help when the feeder is broke and you're trying to fix it when it's 10 degrees and blowing snow.

**** that!

I had a bud way back when that worked for a dairy farmer! I was forever havin' to help him get his chores done so we could go fishin'! Seems like the only thing he ever needed help with, was shovelin' shit! Strange that!

At least in my line of bovines, they spread it around enough I don't have to! hehehehehe

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Oh, I still get my share of 60 below wind chill durin' the winter! Horses have to be fed no matter what the temp is, and they drink more water in the winter than they do the summer! Difference is, water tends to become solid inside of thirty minutes when it's that cold. I have heaters in the tanks, but they think it's great fun to fish them outa the bottom of the tank and stomp the piss outa them!

I think they just like to see me out there freezin' my ass off durin' that time of the year! They don't seem to understand I don't "grow" a winter coat! I have to wear one!
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Re: Small Businesses do not create jobs
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2010, 04:26:40 PM »
It is a waste of time explaining economics to people who refuse to work(and who have <80 IQs).
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