Give me a break Sparky, Lindsay has been talking to Martha Stewart and getting all kinds of advice on how to spend her time .
Turn her loose in the general population and she will will be making over the inmates, hair care, make up and posture.
Vesta, I can guarantee you that the Twin Towers Central Jail (which is where the women's unit is located), is the most notorious and violent pre-trial detention facility in the country, and that Lohan will be
nowhere near the general population. However, far from being coddled in a private area, she will be classified as (in the vernacular of the LA County Deputies) a "high-power" inmate, and will be isolated in a cell 23 hours a day. "High-power" doesn't allude to an inmate's celebrity; rather, it signifies that they're either a very real target of other inmates, or exceptionally dangerous to others.
No TV, no "day room" with card games, no socialization with other inmates, three luke-warm shit meals a day delivered in a styrofoam take-out tray and one shower a week. Hope the girl likes to read, because that's about all she's going to be able to do to occupy herself.
Look at her booking photo from her last stay -- she's in orange, which signifies her "high-power" status, as opposed to those wonderful Democrats from Bell, who are wearing blue (signifying general population). Rizzo, one of the Bell, CA inmates, appeared in court in faded brown, which indicates he's housed in a health care unit cellblock.
Bottom line is this: the LA County Jail makes the California Department of Corrections seem utopian by comparison. The deputies run that place like a scene right out of "Midnight Express," so even though Lohan won't have anything to worry about from other inmates, rest assured she won't find any special favors coming her way from the people that have the keys and guns.
