Skinner ADMIN (1000+ posts) Tue Jul-20-10 12:26 AM
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...We're looking for smart, friendly people to join our crew of DU moderators...
So, apparently you're outsourcing the moderator positions these days, eh Skinner? I'd dare say you ain't finding many meeting these stringent qualifications on the Island.
...The pay is not very good, but the people are great and the experience can be very rewarding.
Do the rest of the Island's denizens know you haven't been hanging around lately? 'Cause you sure ain't discribing anybody on the Island with that whole "the people are great" horseshit. You are right about one thing though, as being a DUmp mod is the closest that most DUmp monkies will ever come to the absolute power over other human beings that they crave so much, I'm sure the opportunity will be extraordinarily "rewarding" for them.
...The new mod term starts this Wednesday July 21 (tomorrow), so there's still time to sign up. If you'd like to join us, just follow these instructions to apply.
Geez, Skins! You don't think maybe you shoulda started jumping up The DUmp's newest crop of dictators a little more in advance, do ya?
