Not to worry, DUmmies. A few of you paddle through here from time to time, only to find we are more civilized than you savages, and that heads are used here for thinking, not for shrinking.
Once in a while, there's a primitive who
really doesn't know we exist, and gets all hot and excited and bent out of shape upon discovering us, indignant and embarrassed and all that.
When that happens, it reminds me of a frequent, uh, social problem I deal with around here, given that I can't hear.
Public restrooms have locks on them, and I've never seen a lock that didn't work.
However, there are some people who refuse to lock the restroom when they go sit down on the can.
And so here comes franksolich, confidently striding through the unlocked door, opening it wide.....
And when a primitive honestly finds us for the first time, one is reminded of the shock and embarrassment and indignation that occurs when one is pants-at-the-ankles on the porcelain throne, and the whole world sees.