I truly believe Dead Ted is currently receiving everything he earned during his life in the afterlife -- no gravedancing on my part, but if you live your life as he did, eternity may not be "heaven" for you . . .
I'm also praying for Mr. Cheney that he makes a full recovery and is able to get back to playing with his grandkids and spending hours in a quiet stream somewhere, fly fishing. I hope he outlives all those idiots over at DU!