Ideal scenario:
Mike hears Cheney is going into the hospital, and it doesn't look good.
Mike starts celebrating early, but realizes he's running low on booze and jumps in his car to run out for more.
Mike, at 60 mph, runs his hoopdy under the rear of a semi stopped at a light, nearly decapitating his vile and disgusting self and dying in horrible agony shortly after the rescue crew finally pries his piece of shit ride out of the trailer undercarriage.
Cheney makes a full recovery and lives for another twenty years.