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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #100 on: July 14, 2010, 10:22:49 PM »
A tribute to my two cats

two cats- two personalities
one I love
one I don't love as much

The older one is a beauty
norwegian forest cat I hear
green eyes
lots of fur
hates for me to brush her
won't let me cut her nails
pees outside the box
poops sometimes too
I forgive her because she's an old lady
will be 15 in Oct.
She did this when she was younger and I wasn't so forgiving
Internally I wanted to kick her, but I'm too nice
Plus, she's sweet

Second cat
showed up on my back patio in Dallas
too cold outside for her,but nothing compared to Chicago
got in trouble with apt manager for setting up shelter (how heartless)
took her in
what a mistake- she hated my other cat and lived on top of fridge for a few days
never pees or poops outside box
still not as sweet as first cat
she loves and hates- all within span of two minutes

Mom begged me not to be crazy cat lady
should've listened

not sure how to put copywrite on this online
please do not copy w/o permission or attribution to poet - Chica

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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #101 on: July 14, 2010, 10:30:21 PM »
Quote from: JLO on July 14, 2010, 10:15:21 PM
Shoot! I missed that - do you remember where it was posted?  Not the cooking forum, for certain.    :-)

I brought that campfire over here; I believe it was in the "gardening" forum.  It might have been in the "rural" forum, but I think it was the "gardening" forum.

It threw me for a loop, because chickens have nothing to do with gardening.

However, while not the brightest bulb in the room, franksolich knows what's going on.

Mrs. Alfred Packer, the "hippywife" primitive, is aware franksolich is writing a sex novel about her, and constantly seeks new material to liven up the story.

So Mrs. Alfred Packer, who usually posts in her favorite forum, the "cooking and baking" forum on Skins's island, one in a while tries to escape the notice of decent and civilized people by habituating other forums instead.

I think Mrs. Alfred Packer is being silly; franksolich is a nice guy, the salt of the earth, wouldn't hurt a flea, would give the shirt off his back, blahblahblah, &c., &c., &c.
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #102 on: July 14, 2010, 10:49:22 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 14, 2010, 10:30:21 PM
I brought that campfire over here; I believe it was in the "gardening" forum.  It might have been in the "rural" forum, but I think it was the "gardening" forum.


I can't wait to hear the latest installment Frank.  Love your stories.  :cheerleader2:
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #103 on: July 15, 2010, 07:20:38 AM »
J Lo, if you look in the thread here, "Mrs. Alfred Packer gets a new dog," and follow the link to the DUmp, the pic is there. 

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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #104 on: July 15, 2010, 06:44:08 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 15, 2010, 07:20:38 AM
please do not copy w/o permission or attribution first sending royalties to poet - Chica

Hahaha- yes ma'am! I'll send my paypal to all interested parties :-)
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #105 on: July 15, 2010, 09:46:38 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 15, 2010, 07:20:38 AM
J Lo, if you look in the thread here, "Mrs. Alfred Packer gets a new dog," and follow the link to the DUmp, the pic is there. 
 :-)

Thanks Karin - now I remember - I did see that.  Man, those pants are just so ugly.  Peddle pushers for men.  Ugh! 

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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #106 on: July 15, 2010, 09:53:54 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 14, 2010, 10:30:21 PM
I brought that campfire over here; I believe it was in the "gardening" forum.  It might have been in the "rural" forum, but I think it was the "gardening" forum.

It threw me for a loop, because chickens have nothing to do with gardening.

However, while not the brightest bulb in the room, franksolich knows what's going on.

Mrs. Alfred Packer, the "hippywife" primitive, is aware franksolich is writing a sex novel about her, and constantly seeks new material to liven up the story.

So Mrs. Alfred Packer, who usually posts in her favorite forum, the "cooking and baking" forum on Skins's island, one in a while tries to escape the notice of decent and civilized people by habituating other forums instead.

I think Mrs. Alfred Packer is being silly; franksolich is a nice guy, the salt of the earth, wouldn't hurt a flea, would give the shirt off his back, blahblahblah, &c., &c., &c.


Thanks - I got it now.  That pic of the peddle-pusher wearing legs look quite young to me.  I though HP was in her 40's or so.  ???  I wonder if if it's someone else in the pic besides Bill?  Maybe it's the UPS man, eh?
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #107 on: July 16, 2010, 05:01:19 AM »
Quote from: JLO on July 15, 2010, 09:53:54 PM
Thanks - I got it now.  That pic of the peddle-pusher wearing legs look quite young to me.  I though HP was in her 40's or so.  ???  I wonder if if it's someone else in the pic besides Bill?  Maybe it's the UPS man, eh?

The "cute" FedEx man mysteriously disappeared after Mrs. Alfred Packer salivated over him.

He was last seen driving down a narrow one-lane country road, and behind some bushes alongside were waiting Wild Bill and his brothers, including the brother with both eyes on the same side of his nose.

About the time the sheriff found the missing vehicle, absent its driver, Wild Bill and his brothers, including the brother with no neck--and Mrs, Alfred Packer herself--were shish-kabobbing nearby.
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #108 on: July 16, 2010, 05:48:19 AM »
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Quote from: franksolich on July 16, 2010, 05:01:19 AM
The "cute" FedEx man mysteriously disappeared after Mrs. Alfred Packer salivated over him.

He was last seen driving down a narrow one-lane country road, and behind some bushes alongside were waiting Wild Bill and his brothers, including the brother with both eyes on the same side of his nose.

About the time the sheriff found the missing vehicle, absent its driver, Wild Bill and his brothers, including the brother with no neck--and Mrs, Alfred Packer herself--were shish-kabobbing nearby.
Oh good gawd!
Now that is some funny stuff right there!
STOLEN!
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #109 on: July 16, 2010, 05:27:34 PM »
Quote from: miskie on July 13, 2010, 04:34:47 PM
A Love Poem....for my Dog.....Fruit Flies 
circle the kitchen and rover lies
at my feet
tiny odors spring
form the carpet

fleas cover me
from mouth to
toes

they taste tangy
like 9 volt batteries

the socks on his feet
protect me
from scratches

rover knows
some special tricks
not learned

in obedience school
his love is deep
inside
me

rover
drags his ass
across the carpet

then
passes out


© 2010 M.

This is made of pure 100% prime grade a WIN.

Angels weep at your eloquence my friend. You should be memorialized with a sexual position so that you would always take comfort in knowing that somewhere out there someone was hitting it "Miskie Style".
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #110 on: July 16, 2010, 05:35:44 PM »
The lastest, greatest. She is getting brave and putting them in GD now.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8761320

I might get scolded again for talking about her over here!  :lmao: And yes, I totally got scolded.  :rotf: :lmao:

 SCOLD THIS :bird:
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #111 on: July 16, 2010, 05:50:02 PM »
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #112 on: July 16, 2010, 05:50:48 PM »
Quote from: Randy on July 16, 2010, 05:50:02 PM
Moved to the Lounge already  :rotf: :rotf:

Just saw that  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: *takes a breath*  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #113 on: July 16, 2010, 05:55:00 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on July 16, 2010, 05:27:34 PM
This is made of pure 100% prime grade a WIN.

Angels weep at your eloquence my friend. You should be memorialized with a sexual position so that you would always take comfort in knowing that somewhere out there someone was hitting it "Miskie Style".

Your kind words are as awesome as they are disturbing - a rare and delightful combination !  


Quote from: soleil on July 16, 2010, 05:35:44 PM
The lastest, greatest. She is getting brave and putting them in GD now.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8761320

I might get scolded again for talking about her over here!  :lmao: And yes, I totally got scolded.  :rotf: :lmao:

 SCOLD THIS :bird:

I just read that poem.. CalPeg must be a fan of my satire because this poem is just way too easy to ignore..  :rotf:  -- And to any lurking primitives - Feel free to blame soleil - because I would not have seen this without her help...    :tongue: :-)
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #114 on: July 16, 2010, 06:06:11 PM »
My Sexual Poem: Anal   
      

strap on
ball gag
leather, chains,
Anal Ease

bars in the window
no sunlight
no sounds
no
escaping
me



fetid dark hole
rancid odor
cockroach in a filthy
corner- i'm
penetrating

no prying eyes see

bound, naked
prostrate figure
writhes

in my basement
no one can hear him

scream

no matter how much
he wants them
to



© 2010 M.
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #115 on: July 16, 2010, 07:34:52 PM »
Quote from: soleil on July 16, 2010, 05:35:44 PM
The lastest, greatest. She is getting brave and putting them in GD now.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8761320

I might get scolded again for talking about her over here!  :lmao: And yes, I totally got scolded.  :rotf: :lmao:

SCOLD THIS :bird:

OMG at being moved :lmao:

and :bird: to whoever scolded Soleil!
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #116 on: July 16, 2010, 07:36:10 PM »
About this poem now, is Peg aware of how well the prisoners at Gitmo are actually treated?
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #117 on: July 16, 2010, 07:59:59 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 16, 2010, 07:36:10 PM
About this poem now, is Peg aware of how well the prisoners at Gitmo are actually treated?

Actual truth doesn't matter - the story that plays best to the moonbats is the story that becomes true for them.
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #118 on: July 16, 2010, 08:49:25 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 16, 2010, 07:34:52 PM
OMG at being moved :lmao:

and :bird: to whoever scolded Soleil!

The scolding was from CP herself. Soon, I will post it for you all! It is great!
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #119 on: July 16, 2010, 08:50:17 PM »
Quote from: miskie on July 16, 2010, 05:55:00 PM
Your kind words are as awesome as they are disturbing - a rare and delightful combination !  


I just read that poem.. CalPeg must be a fan of my satire because this poem is just way too easy to ignore..  :rotf:  -- And to any lurking primitives - Feel free to blame soleil - because I would not have seen this without her help...    :tongue: :-)

This is blame I am happy to take!!!  :evillaugh:
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #120 on: July 16, 2010, 09:04:16 PM »
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)          Fri Jul-16-10 07:59 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. My dear Parche!   
   Oh, no, never anal...

I tried to make it to the point, for sure!

Thanks!



 *SNORT!* :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #121 on: July 16, 2010, 10:41:24 PM »
Quote from: miskie on July 16, 2010, 09:04:16 PM
*SNORT!* :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:



If I ever, ever, call anyone "my dear" please just shoot me now.

(Miskie, were you ever on the radio in MN?)
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #122 on: July 16, 2010, 11:18:45 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 14, 2010, 10:30:21 PM
I brought that campfire over here; I believe it was in the "gardening" forum.  It might have been in the "rural" forum, but I think it was the "gardening" forum.

It threw me for a loop, because chickens have nothing to do with gardening.

However, while not the brightest bulb in the room, franksolich knows what's going on.

Mrs. Alfred Packer, the "hippywife" primitive, is aware franksolich is writing a sex novel about her, and constantly seeks new material to liven up the story.

So Mrs. Alfred Packer, who usually posts in her favorite forum, the "cooking and baking" forum on Skins's island, one in a while tries to escape the notice of decent and civilized people by habituating other forums instead.

I think Mrs. Alfred Packer is being silly; franksolich is a nice guy, the salt of the earth, wouldn't hurt a flea, would give the shirt off his back, blahblahblah, &c., &c., &c.

Indeed! I think she is a just a fine person, also.  Your ongoing storyline is just great - carry on, please!
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #123 on: July 17, 2010, 05:26:46 AM »
Quote from: JLO on July 16, 2010, 10:41:24 PM
If I ever, ever, call anyone "my dear" please just shoot me now.

(Miskie, were you ever on the radio in MN?)

Well, no --
However,
Years ago, when I worked for AT&T - I often got asked this question. I assumed it was because I sound like somebody ( Sadly, I don't remember who ) -- Apparently I write like I sound as well  :-)
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #124 on: July 17, 2010, 05:43:02 AM »
Quote from: miskie on July 16, 2010, 06:06:11 PM
My Sexual Poem: Anal   
      

strap on
ball gag
leather, chains,
Anal Ease

bars in the window
no sunlight
no sounds
no
escaping
me



fetid dark hole
rancid odor
cockroach in a filthy
corner- i'm
penetrating

no prying eyes see

bound, naked
prostrate figure
writhes

in my basement
no one can hear him

scream

no matter how much
he wants them
to



© 2010 M.
I think I actually became less of a person from reading that - GOOD JOB!!  :-) :tongue:

Reminds me of the time I was playing with my brother's new puppy and laughing at how he was licking my lips with porno tongue...until his wife told me puppy had just finished licking his butt...
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