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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #75 on: July 11, 2010, 04:15:56 PM »
To copyright this...material (which, technically it is) is literally the stupidest thing I have even seen done. I could write a real poem, and have someone send it over to this lunatic, but I haven't the strength at the moment. I aced Creative Writing in high school.

You are an insult to anyone, and everyone who writes ANYTHING, Piggy.
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #76 on: July 11, 2010, 09:19:30 PM »
Good find Soleil. The CPig primitive is truly disgusting, as is Beth Ferarri.
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #77 on: July 11, 2010, 09:20:00 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on July 11, 2010, 09:19:30 PM
Good find Soleil. The CPig primitive is truly disgusting, as is Beth Ferarri.

Aren't they, though?
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #78 on: July 11, 2010, 09:28:05 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 11, 2010, 09:20:00 PM
Aren't they, though?

Yes- very.  I get a big kick out of how it's always the conservatives who hate the homeless, don't want to share, kick puppies on the street, etc.  Then one of them publishes something like this and people like stupid Beth come up with excuses. Utterly disgusting.
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #79 on: July 12, 2010, 08:01:16 AM »
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DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #207

211. Nope. You are totallizing emotion with thinking. That's not semantics.

This, to me, is an outstanding stupid-post-that-stands-alone.  It made me LOL. 
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #80 on: July 12, 2010, 08:23:39 AM »
Quote from: Karin on July 12, 2010, 08:01:16 AM
This, to me, is an outstanding stupid-post-that-stands-alone.  It made me LOL. 

Yeah, I just re-read that post several times.  I still don't understand WTF Beth meant.
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #81 on: July 12, 2010, 03:50:48 PM »
Quote from: soleil on July 10, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
Not only that, she saw a friend from waaaay back when who was homeless. She doesn't want homeless people in her life. She says so herself. DISGUSTING!

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11. My Dear Peggy
The only words of advice I can give you is to use your own ability at poetry to write about this.

I cannot judge you on this or understand what it is you know about it all, but knowing you I believe you could turn this into something positive for both yourself and this person through your insightful poems.

Give me a few and a few more drinks and even I might write a poem about it

You are a good woman Peggy, one that I admire, and I trust you here.

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**** you bums

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What a disgusting woman.
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Quote from: vesta111 on December 11, 2012, 12:00:18 PM
soon as you find your manhood all else falls into place.

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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #82 on: July 12, 2010, 03:55:52 PM »
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-12-10 12:02 AM
Original message
A Love Poem....for my Husband.....I Rise 
 from my bed and glory lies
at my feet
tiny flowers spring
as I walk

joy covers me
from mouth to
toes

I will know this bliss
forever

such completion is rare
beyond joy
beyond hope

the future
is why we live
why we love

the skies are gray
the sun shines
inside
me

it pulses my
heart
amplifies me

forever
with you


© 2010 MLC
 

Pretty boring.  Tiny flowers spring as I walk?    :bouncy:   Bliss..completion....pulsing.  At least she doesn't talk about bewbeez. 
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #83 on: July 12, 2010, 05:57:34 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 12, 2010, 03:55:52 PM
Pretty boring.  Tiny flowers spring as I walk?    :bouncy:   Bliss..completion....pulsing.  At least she doesn't talk about bewbeez. 

It means even more since she tried to cheat on him with another DUer. So lovely.
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #84 on: July 12, 2010, 06:12:24 PM »
^ She WHAT?!?

Tell me you're joking. Please....I need to hear those two words.
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Quote from: vesta111 on December 11, 2012, 12:00:18 PM
soon as you find your manhood all else falls into place.

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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #85 on: July 12, 2010, 06:15:47 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on July 12, 2010, 06:12:24 PM
^ She WHAT?!?

Tell me you're joking. Please....I need to hear those two words.

I thought it was common knowledge. I will not reveal the guy, someone else will I am sure. I'd like him to keep any dignity he may have. But yes, I do believe it to be true. Of course, it is just hearsay, but it is pretty good hearsay.
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #86 on: July 12, 2010, 06:58:36 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on July 12, 2010, 03:50:48 PM

I preach courtesy

Acceptance, Understanding

I do not follow.

**** you bums

Icky


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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #87 on: July 12, 2010, 07:03:12 PM »
And that's my first imitation poem of her too. Many thanks, Saint. :-)
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Quote from: vesta111 on December 11, 2012, 12:00:18 PM
soon as you find your manhood all else falls into place.

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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #88 on: July 13, 2010, 07:21:01 AM »
I don't think that's common knowledge, Soleil.  At least I didn't know it.  Gad. 
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #89 on: July 13, 2010, 08:20:39 AM »
A Love Poem For My Husband

Dark hair
flecks of gray
mustache and goatee

Tanned body
just the right amount of muscles
great legs
manly

Damn you're hot!
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #90 on: July 13, 2010, 09:28:51 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 13, 2010, 08:20:39 AM
A Love Poem For My Husband

Dark hair (greasy formula 44 works)
flecks of gray (but not on all hairs)
mustache and goatee (hasn't shaved in a week)

Tanned body (the age spots are growing together)
just the right amount of muscles (god I hope his gut doesn't get any bigger)
great legs (must be to carry all that weight)
manly (HAW)

Damn you're hot! (He's sweating on the sofa again...need to buy plastic cover)

If my wife wrote that poem, that's probably what she'd be thinking.... :rotf:
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #91 on: July 13, 2010, 09:35:04 AM »
I can't picture any DUer describing their husband as manly, except for Soleil.
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #92 on: July 13, 2010, 10:47:45 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 13, 2010, 09:28:51 AM
If my wife wrote that poem, that's probably what she'd be thinking.... :rotf:

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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #93 on: July 13, 2010, 11:50:35 AM »
I like great legs on guys too, Ballygrl!

Hippywife posted a pic of her hubby's legs standing next to a chicken.  Not hawt. 
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #94 on: July 13, 2010, 12:14:40 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 13, 2010, 11:50:35 AM
I like great legs on guys too, Ballygrl!

Hippywife posted a pic of her hubby's legs standing next to a chicken.  Not hawt.

I love the legs and absolutely love the mustache and goatee, and now the tan face and arms, marone!!!!!!!! I need a wet cloth LOL.
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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #95 on: July 13, 2010, 12:33:20 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 13, 2010, 11:50:35 AM
I like great legs on guys too, Ballygrl!

Hippywife posted a pic of her hubby's legs standing next to a chicken.  Not hawt. 

Was it a poll, like a test to tell which was which?

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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #96 on: July 13, 2010, 04:34:47 PM »

A Love Poem....for my Dog.....Fruit Flies 
circle the kitchen and rover lies
at my feet
tiny odors spring
form the carpet

fleas cover me
from mouth to
toes

they taste tangy
like 9 volt batteries

the socks on his feet
protect me
from scratches

rover knows
some special tricks
not learned

in obedience school
his love is deep
inside
me

rover
drags his ass
across the carpet

then
passes out


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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #97 on: July 13, 2010, 06:43:52 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 13, 2010, 11:50:35 AM
I like great legs on guys too, Ballygrl!

Hippywife posted a pic of her hubby's legs standing next to a chicken.  Not hawt. 

I noticed that too.

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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #98 on: July 14, 2010, 09:27:34 PM »
Quote from: miskie on July 09, 2010, 07:02:11 PM
Grind Yourself
  
 where do I go
how do I do that

am I alone
on the dance floor

will anyone
grind me

I’m someone
after all
My tender parts, all in place
well, maybe not my breasts, as they slap my knees in time
right now
I’m so aroused
I need to find a pole to grind against

just how do you go about

grinding someone

when they run

away




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Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
« Reply #99 on: July 14, 2010, 10:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 13, 2010, 11:50:35 AM
I like great legs on guys too, Ballygrl!

Hippywife posted a pic of her hubby's legs standing next to a chicken.  Not hawt. 

Shoot! I missed that - do you remember where it was posted?  Not the cooking forum, for certain.    :-)
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