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Offline NHSparky

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Re: When Chuck Norris goes out on a mission of revenge he digs 2 graves
« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2010, 12:07:01 PM »
Chuck Norris does not have a God Complex.

God has a Chuck Norris Complex.
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Re: When Chuck Norris goes out on a mission of revenge he digs 2 graves
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2010, 01:38:19 PM »
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Re: When Chuck Norris goes out on a mission of revenge he digs 2 graves
« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2010, 01:57:11 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on July 03, 2010, 01:38:19 PM
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Re: When Chuck Norris goes out on a mission of revenge he digs 2 graves
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2010, 04:10:04 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 03, 2010, 12:07:01 PM
Chuck Norris does not have a God Complex.

God has a Chuck Norris Complex.
The Bible was originally titled, "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Re: When Chuck Norris goes out on a mission of revenge he digs 2 graves
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2010, 04:41:27 PM »
Chuck Norris never opened a can of Whoop Ass, he whips it up from scratch!
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Re: When Chuck Norris goes out on a mission of revenge he digs 2 graves
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2010, 07:29:43 AM »
Count from one to ten.  That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you.  47 TIMES.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

The chemical formula for the very deadly cyanide ion in CN-.  It is not a coincidence these are Chuck Norris' initials.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy.  There were no survivors.

Some people wear Superman pajamas.  Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris and Mister T walked into a bar.  The building was instantly destroyed as no building can contain that level of awesome.

The phrase, "Dead Ringer" is someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater who forgets to turn off their cell phone.
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Re: When Chuck Norris goes out on a mission of revenge he digs 2 graves
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2010, 07:44:15 PM »
Rainbows are created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the gheyness out of Justin Bieber.
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Re: When Chuck Norris goes out on a mission of revenge he digs 2 graves
« Reply #32 on: August 26, 2010, 11:22:08 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on July 03, 2010, 11:48:22 AM
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.

It's descendants are called giraffes.


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