Not with me. Wanna know why Chuck Norris doesn't wear condoms? Because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
Incidentally, a brazillion years ago I ran into Chuck Norris. Literally. At the movie theater. I was leaving the theater, and he was walking in. We bumped shoulders. (He is short) He said excuse me, I said no problem, and didn't even know it was him until 3 steps later.