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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2010, 08:56:22 PM »
So basically the poem is saying he's met some chick after work in some unnamed bar and he's gonna get her drunk on margaritas, take her home and screw her brains out?

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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2010, 08:59:46 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on June 24, 2010, 11:12:03 AM
Well, ........................  :rotf:
Glad you caught that.  I've seen "her" photo. :-)
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2010, 09:27:46 PM »
It's still at 0 recs and no new comments.
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2010, 09:30:58 PM »
:rofl:  No love for Lou Holtz at the DUmp.
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2010, 04:21:47 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 24, 2010, 09:30:58 PM
:rofl:  No love for Lou Holtz at the DUmp.

If I were Coach Holtz, and heard that that WOS looked like me, I'd be counting my change to get some plastic surgery.  Coach Holtz is an honorable man.  He has done something positive with his life.
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2010, 11:02:48 AM »
The poem

both sucks

and blows

how

strange
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2010, 03:07:42 PM »
She knocked this one off yesterday....

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jun-27-10 06:43 PM
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A lazy Sunday afternoon poem: The Purple Flower 
 in the car next to hers
is a girl with black
hair
coiled up in a bun
with a black
hat
the nape of her neck
sports a
purple flower

she’s zipping along
with the
rag top down

she never saw
the girl next to her

who was
weeping

while they stopped
at the
light


© 2010 MLC

 

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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2010, 03:45:31 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 28, 2010, 03:07:42 PM
She knocked this one off yesterday....

I can think of nothing to say. 

I wonder what sort of hat would allow you to show off a purple flower at the nape of your neck to its best effect.
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2010, 03:49:44 PM »
Quote from: bijou on June 28, 2010, 03:45:31 PM
I wonder what sort of hat would allow you to show off a purple flower at the nape of your neck to its best effect.

I saw the poem earlier today, and have been puzzling over it since.

If the hat was worn so low, that at the end of it, on your nape would be a purple flower, how would she know that the lady was wearing her hair in a bun?  Unless it wasn't a hat, but some stupid looking bun-cover thingy.  I mean seriously, who would do something like that?  In a convertable?
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2010, 03:51:41 PM »
I've never seen a flower worn there.  Come to think of it, wouldn't it look really stupid?  It would look like an unfortunate tumor.  
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2010, 03:56:13 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 28, 2010, 03:51:41 PM
I've never seen a flower worn there.  Come to think of it, wouldn't it look really stupid?  It would look like an unfortunate tumor.  

I believe it's supposed to be a tramp stamp, not a 3D flower, whether real or fake.

Bun?  Hat?  Convertible?  Unless this is the parking lot at the nursing home, I foresee a terrible wardrobe malfunction in her immediate future.

Can't we send Charlie Sheen and some dope-smoking brownwater sailors upriver to take her out and save us from further agony?
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2010, 04:13:01 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9412619

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DesertFlower  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jun-27-10 08:15 PM
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2. interesting. made me wonder
   why the girl was weeping.

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)          Sun Jun-27-10 08:22 PM
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4. My dear DesertFlower...   
   You're supposed to wonder...

It's for whatever reason you want...

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DesertFlower  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jun-27-10 09:09 PM
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9. her heart is broken because
   her boyfriend left her.

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WinkyDink  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jun-27-10 08:24 PM
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5. So many never notice the hurting. They start at the same spot, but some get to wear "the purple"
   Edited on Sun Jun-27-10 08:26 PM by WinkyDink
whilst scorning the poor ("ragtop").
The favored are "black", "coiled" as a snake, recklessly offering their "nape" as they "zip...along".

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)          Sun Jun-27-10 08:34 PM
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6. My dear WinkyDink...   
   My poem does not have any political interpretations...

None.

However, if you want to see it that way, I can't stop you.

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jotsy  (1000+ posts)          Mon Jun-28-10 11:26 AM
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15. Where is my birdie brain?
   Congratulations on your second place finish in the photo contest, I voted for that shot in the first round and must confess, had I known it was your work, I'd have voted for it in the finals too. Really captivating ripples and how the reflection of the bird, looked sun soaked.

A diverse artist you are, Miss Peg.

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)          Mon Jun-28-10 12:55 PM
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16. Aw, thanks, sweetie...   
   It was a lucky shot...

I'm so glad you liked it!

I really did not want to win...the winner's prize is to run the next month's contest! 

Thank you!

What contest? anyone know what photo she submitted?
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2010, 04:19:47 PM »
That "my dear" shit is annoying as hell.  ::)
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2010, 04:22:00 PM »
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DesertFlower  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jun-27-10 08:15 PM
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2. interesting. made me wonder
   why the girl was weeping.

Anyone would weep if they were subjected to CalPiggy's poem.
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2010, 04:30:06 PM »
Oh, and it's at 0 recs LOL.
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2010, 05:32:38 PM »
A lazy Monday ripoff:The Purple Nurple
  
 in the car next to hers
is a boy with one eyebrow
hair
shaved off the back of his head
covered with a
hat
his ripped tee shirt
exposed a
purple nurple

he staggers along
still hung
over from the party

he never saw
the girl next to him

who was
weeping

she stepped
on her own
nipple.

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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2010, 06:39:06 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 28, 2010, 04:22:00 PM
Anyone would weep if they were subjected to CalPiggy's poem.

I do believe that being forced to listen to CalPig's "poetry" would be considered "torture" by Amnesty International.
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #42 on: June 28, 2010, 08:18:46 PM »


My Little Flower

The fragrance around you is thrilling
like the subtle perfume of a rose
so why do I blanch when you kiss me
as the smell of horseshit meets my nose?

I wonder why this is a problem
when your body and hands smell so sweet.
Is it the flatulent odours
or the reek of your horrible feet?

It could be the vomit-like current
of your sickening horrible breath
or the whiff of your dark lank hair
that reminds me so often of death.

So when you kiss me darling
forgive me if I fart
but I must combat the feeling
that the smell will stop my heart.
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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #43 on: June 29, 2010, 01:38:48 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on June 28, 2010, 08:18:46 PM

My Little Flower

The fragrance around you is thrilling
like the subtle perfume of a rose
so why do I blanch when you kiss me
as the smell of horseshit meets my nose?

I wonder why this is a problem
when your body and hands smell so sweet.
Is it the flatulent odours
or the reek of your horrible feet?

It could be the vomit-like current
of your sickening horrible breath
or the whiff of your dark lank hair
that reminds me so often of death.

So when you kiss me darling
forgive me if I fart
but I must combat the feeling
that the smell will stop my heart.

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Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
« Reply #44 on: June 29, 2010, 04:44:02 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on June 28, 2010, 08:18:46 PM

My Little Flower

The fragrance around you is thrilling
like the subtle perfume of a rose
so why do I blanch when you kiss me
as the smell of horseshit meets my nose?

I wonder why this is a problem
when your body and hands smell so sweet.
Is it the flatulent odours
or the reek of your horrible feet?

It could be the vomit-like current
of your sickening horrible breath
or the whiff of your dark lank hair
that reminds me so often of death.

So when you kiss me darling
forgive me if I fart
but I must combat the feeling
that the smell will stop my heart.

Now that's a poyem, not that dreck Piggy puts out.
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