Well that was pretty easy! We don't call him "zero" for nuttin'!
Hey, now that's not fair. He did show up at Camp Victory, once and ran for Al Faw Palace then ran away as fast as he could. He claimed he couldn't make it down to meet with the Iraqi government due to dust. Which was news to me, Liberty Pad had helicopters coming and going the entire time he was there. Just for reference, I could DRIVE from Liberty Pad to the Green Zone in a bit less than thirty minutes, even accounting for screwed up roads guard posts, and security walls.
Okay, maybe Lord Zero just wimped out. Whatchya think about that, ya lurkin' DUmmies.
BTW, George Bush always made sure to meet with his generals and the Iraqi government. He also made sure to make an appearance in a chow hall to serve troops, no matter what the weather was doing.