Ambulance brings in a kid beat all to hell.....
Doctor, "What happened to him?"
Ambulance driver, "Drunk driver hit him."
Doctor, "Nurse, get a blood sample, cross match, the whole 9 yards."
Nurse, "Hmmmmmmm.....he's got needle tracks on his arms."
Doctor, "Well, let me have a little look see at my government list of approved ailments and treatment procedures..........."
Doctor, "Oh, he's living an unhealthy life style....and according to the government directive on proper medical treatment......you will just have to throw him in the dumpster out back."