This one's for Crockspot

[delilahmused]

khawkings09  (50 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue May-04-10 09:13 PM
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65. dress nicely in expensive suits

Well, we know that will get the attention of hippie chicks at Noodles. But seriously, if you have to ask, that pretty much pegs you as a loser to begin with. It's kinda funny how these supposed progressive, feminists (i.e pussies and bitches...you figure out which one's which) go right to the stereotypes.

Cindie

[TheSarge]

Rabrrrrrr  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue May-04-10 03:24 PM
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8. Be an obnoxious dick, rude *******, abusive prick, or some variant thereof.
   
You'll have more women than you know what to do with, and have more sex than your penis can handle.

So THAT is why you sent me that offensive email when I was in Korea in '05?   

Damn I thought you hated me for shooting down that OpEd in Stripes...turns out you were trying to get me to DO you.

Ummm....how do I put this in a nice way...not even with Will Pitt's d*ck.

Now just STFU and go back to your BoB

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

If I wasn't so married, I could use my dog to my greatest advantage. I can't take him anywhere without a woman wanting to pet him.

Chicks dig bunnies too.

[The Village Idiot]

If I wasn't so married, I could use my dog to my greatest advantage.

Thats where a DUmmie would have ended the post. lol.

[MarshallLaw]

For me, nice shoes on a guy are work boots, that indicate there has been some work done. 

***checking feet***


I'm wearing loafers.




Shit.

[IassaFTots]

***checking feet***


I'm wearing loafers.




Shit.

uh.oh.

 

[AllosaursRus]

I was gonna say, 6-4 and 190 screams "pencil!" to me.  Now if I could just get back down to that again, I'd be a happy camper (cracks another beer...)

I'm 6' and weigh usually around 230. My latest bout with pancreatitus has left me a mere shadow at 195. I lost 14% of my muscle mass after having nothing to eat for 9 days. With a little help from my "Bowflex" and 3 or 4 months of  "Ensure" protein supplement, I'll get back to my usual.

I look pretty skinny at 195 and I'm only 6'. Hell, I feel like a 98 pound weakling if I go under 210!

[AllosaursRus]

What?  I wear tennis shoes to work. I hate the steel toed boots we are supposed to wear.

"Dickey's" makes a steel toe tenny runner. I wore 'em for years! Ya might want to check 'em out if your employer requires steel toes. I know mine did, and the shit would hit the fan insurance wise, if ya didn't wear 'em.

[thundley4]

"Dickey's" makes a steel toe tenny runner. I wore 'em for years! Ya might want to check 'em out if your employer requires steel toes. I know mine did, and the shit would hit the fan insurance wise, if ya didn't wear 'em.

It's the "steel toe" part that I don't like. I've yet to find a pair with a wide enough toe area.   It's probably all those years going bare foot as a kid.

[delilahmused]

***checking feet***


I'm wearing loafers.




Shit.

Oh, loafers might be just fine...depending upon how big those loafers are.

Cindie

[IassaFTots]

It's the "steel toe" part that I don't like. I've yet to find a pair with a wide enough toe area.   It's probably all those years going bare foot as a kid.

Have you tried Red Wing?  The ones made in America???

[debk]

***checking feet***


I'm wearing loafers.




Shit.

A guy in a starched button down collared oxford shirt (color doesn't matter) with the sleeves rolled up a turn or two, or with a sweater over the shirt, khakis or creased jeans, loafers - no socks......       

[thundley4]

Have you tried Red Wing?  The ones made in America???

I even went and tried the new style they have out with an extra roomy toe.  I'll stick with tennis shoes since I stand on a concrete floor for 12 hours at a time.

[IassaFTots]

I even went and tried the new style they have out with an extra roomy toe.  I'll stick with tennis shoes since I stand on a concrete floor for 12 hours at a time.

I hear ya.  You get a "bye" on the work boots thing.     BF has 12 hours on a machine floor, steel toes are required...

[BattleHymn]

I even went and tried the new style they have out with an extra roomy toe.  I'll stick with tennis shoes since I stand on a concrete floor for 12 hours at a time.

I have a pair of these:

http://www.redwingshoes.com/productdetails.aspx?prodid=2019

I work quite a few hours in a week, all on concrete.  They are so comfortable, I wear them outside of work. 

I used to wear tennis shoes with steel toes, but even the pricey ones won't compare with how comfortable these are on my feet. 

I smell what you are stepping in with the toe thing, too.  I have smallish feet (size 10), but it seems like my toes are practically all the same length.  I HAVE to have a shoe with a nice toe area.