Gigantic primative has change in employment status

[franksolich]

I grew up ugly myself Frank, but thankfully I'm a guy and I couldn't care less what people thought of me.

Oh, but we all think of ourselves as ugly when children.

It wasn't until I was an adult that I finally realized I myself am so average-looking one can't possibly get more average-looking than franksolich; everything is so average, from the size of the nose to the eyes to the shape of the feet to the length of the fingers.

Perhaps the height (6'3") in places other than Nebraska might be considered unusual, and of course there's the absence of ears, but that's covered by a full head of thick, luxurious hair.

This is why it's never necessary, courtesy my felllow alum Skins, to post a photograph of franksolich, because franksolich is a near-carbon-copy of his fellow alum.  All one has to do is look at a pre-2007 photograph of Skins, and immediately recognize, "oh, that's what franksolich looks like, too."

This does not apply to recent photographs of my fellow alum; apparently since 2007 he's either gotten contact lenses or had the insides of his eyes snipped, and nowadays he looks as if an embalmed Nancy Reagan, and thus the resemblence no longer exists.

[AllosaursRus]

I needed to pop a nitroglycerin under my tongue after looking at that.

Me TOO! But damned if I wouldn't clean the plate if given the chance!!!!

"Lard of the Fries"!!......... Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Can't remember who came up with that one, but thanx for making such a sad story palatable! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[The Village Idiot]

Oh, but we all think of ourselves as ugly when children.

Right. Some us were right. lol.

[AllosaursRus]

And therein lies the tragedy of the defrocked warped primitive.

The defrocked warped primitive, a femme, was alas born not aesthetic, even as a little girl.

She had to take some grief from her paternal ancestor (an asshole, but not in the same way the defrocked warped thinks he was), from childhood playmates, high-school boys, and drug-addled boyfriends and ex-husband.

The author Ludwig Bemelmans once wrote that the most heart-wrenching sight in life is seeing an ugly child weeping.

I wrote about such a sight myself, seen in the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants with free medical care for all; a grotesquely ugly and misshapen miniature monstrosity, huddling in a corner, sobbing in his rejection by his fellows in the park.

It rips the guts out, seeing such a thing.

And thus also the tragedy of the defrocked warped primitive.

And thus the devolution of what would otherwise be a decent and civilized person, into primitivity.

This is why I always counsel those of the male persuasion to try, no matter how difficult it is, to find something appealing in an otherwise unaesthetic woman, and to compliment her on it.  Not soft-soap, but something real; such as the friendly smile on an obese woman, or the sparkling eyes on an ugly teenagerette, or the kindness of a mannish-looking little girl.

Women put great stock in words about their appearance; I dunno why they do, but they do.

Every time a man says something nice (and true) about a woman, a primitive is aborted.

There's a gal that works customer service at the De Pot, she weighs 300 if not more, yet I believe she has the most angelic face I have ever ran across. I call her "Cutie", I love to see the blush in those cheeks! I'm old enough to be her father, but it sure makes her day!

It's sometimes the little things we do that can make an abysmal day turn into bright sunshine!

[AllosaursRus]

Oh, but we all think of ourselves as ugly when children.

It wasn't until I was an adult that I finally realized I myself am so average-looking one can't possibly get more average-looking than franksolich; everything is so average, from the size of the nose to the eyes to the shape of the feet to the length of the fingers.

Perhaps the height (6'3") in places other than Nebraska might be considered unusual, and of course there's the absence of ears, but that's covered by a full head of thick, luxurious hair.

This is why it's never necessary, courtesy my felllow alum Skins, to post a photograph of franksolich, because franksolich is a near-carbon-copy of his fellow alum.  All one has to do is look at a pre-2007 photograph of Skins, and immediately recognize, "oh, that's what franksolich looks like, too."

This does not apply to recent photographs of my fellow alum; apparently since 2007 he's either gotten contact lenses or had the insides of his eyes snipped, and nowadays he looks as if an embalmed Nancy Reagan, and thus the resemblence no longer exists.

When born, my Mother told me I was the ugliest baby she had ever seen! I was all hands, nose, feet, and..........

My Dad bragged about it for years!

[ScubaGuy]

This little family is now in serious financial straits.  Kirk needs to get to work and NOW.  How many big fat IT guys have we all worked with?  Anybody who can operate a computer like Kirk does, can do a job.  Plus, Frank had that whole list of suitable jobs prepared in that other thread.

BTW, what's a "predatory trade school?"

I think that's a school that requires you to pay for classes.  Kinda like those predatory grocery stores and hardware stores.

[Texacon]

I think that's a school that requires you to pay for classes.  Kinda like those predatory grocery stores and hardware stores.

LOL!

^5

KC

[PatriotGame]

Systematic Chaos  (1000+ posts)      Tue Apr-06-10 07:10 PM
Original message
Think the labor board has your back if you have a grievance? Think again.
 Long story short: My wife was terminated from a job she'd held for nearly 5 years on April 1st. According to the Nevada Revised Statutes (NRS), her employer is to make her final paycheck available to her within three calendar days, which would have been the 4th at the latest. If an employee is not paid within three calendar days, then that employee is entitled to additional compensation at the rate of 8 hours pay per day for the next 30 days until such pay is finally received. That's the ******* law, and one would expect the law actually be followed, right?

It's a liberal law, it's a democrat admin law, it's a union law!

IT AIN'T WORTH SHIT!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Say, howz the underside of that 0bama bus looking?

[PatriotGame]

Finally, she, like myself, is somebody with an above-average IQ.....

And yet there are monkeys the world over employed by circus' making a living by simply scratching their armpits and nuts to a crowd of gleeful DUmmy on-lookers.

Nuff said...

[PatriotGame]

I blame global warming.

Here Kirk, this is what you need.



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That actually looks pretty good! It is early and I haven't had my monkey food yet.

[PatriotGame]

I just finished my dinner, and now I'm hungry again.

The Las Vegas Lardass will not give even a passing thought to the idea of getting a job. He'd have to give up his precious disability payments, and he would have to limit his hours on World of Warcraft. The disability check is enough to keep up his premium WoW subscription, and it's Jeanette's responsibility to keep him fed, so what's the problem? A guy with Kirk's overwhelming intelligence has it all figured out. Besides, where is he going to find size 17EEEEEE shoes to fit his leg flippers? Now, if Jeanette were to jump ship, that would qualify as a catastrophe. It's not a good sign that she has become so short tempered she got fired for acting like a DUmmy. The LVL has always been a lazy worthless prick, but Jeanette has seemed to be a harmless dunce with an unlimited capacity for absorbing abuse. Maybe she's finally reaching the end of her string.

Oooo....you are on to something and for her sake, I do hope Jeanette is ready to free herself from the gravitational pull of the leviathan in tennis shoes.

[PatriotGame]

I'll never forgive the gigantic primitive for pointing out that his wife is unaesthetic.

That really pissed me off.

It's true that Jeanette is no Clare Boothe Luce.

But a man never talks about his woman like that.

Asshole.

No shit!
If I were to ever meet that cocksucker in person I would break his fracking jaw for saying shit like that about his GF and pantry supplier.

[PatriotGame]

There's a gal that works customer service at the De Pot, she weighs 300 if not more, yet I believe she has the most angelic face I have ever ran across. I call her "Cutie", I love to see the blush in those cheeks! I'm old enough to be her father, but it sure makes her day!

It's sometimes the little things we do that can make an abysmal day turn into bright sunshine!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being kind and courteous to another human being. Just a slight little compliment to someone that may not outwardly mimic Christie Brinkley but has a heart and yearning for just being acknowledged one in the same.

[PatriotGame]

When born, my Mother told me I was the ugliest baby she had ever seen! I was all hands, nose, feet, and..........

My Dad bragged about it for years!

Well, unlike Mr. Mini-Moon himself, at least your wife doesn't bitch about your "short-comings" on the Internets! 

[AllosaursRus]

Well, unlike Mr. Mini-Moon himself, at least your wife doesn't bitch about your "short-comings" on the Internets! 

Trust me, she is lookin' over my shoulder on many occasions. If I talked of her like the "Lard of the Flies" does poor Jeanette, I'd be meetin' an untimely expiration date!