I grew up ugly myself Frank, but thankfully I'm a guy and I couldn't care less what people thought of me.
Oh, but we all think of ourselves as ugly when children.
It wasn't until I was an adult that I finally realized I myself am so average-looking one can't possibly get more average-looking than franksolich; everything is so average, from the size of the nose to the eyes to the shape of the feet to the length of the fingers.
Perhaps the height (6'3") in places other than Nebraska might be considered unusual, and of course there's the absence of ears, but that's covered by a full head of thick, luxurious hair.
This is why it's never necessary, courtesy my felllow alum Skins, to post a photograph of franksolich, because franksolich is a near-carbon-copy of his fellow alum. All one has to do is look at a pre-2007 photograph of Skins, and immediately recognize, "oh, that's what franksolich looks like, too."
This does not apply to recent photographs of my fellow alum; apparently since 2007 he's either gotten contact lenses or had the insides of his eyes snipped, and nowadays he looks as if an embalmed Nancy Reagan, and thus the resemblence no longer exists.