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New Rule: If you are going to USE a word on tv, at least know the pronunciation
   
Today's words are:

epithet..it's EP-i-thet..yes there IS an "h" in there, folks

It's NOT..

epitaph.. that's for a deceased person

NOT..epitat...something to do with lace-making, perhaps?

NOT epitet.. Tet was epic, but not in this context


and then we have

hyperbole

It's NOT...

HYPER-bolly...some wacky Indian movie maybe?

It's hy-PER-bow-lee..The "bow" ?..think Clara Bow..not a ship's "bow"

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I know it's yet another nit to pick, but if newswriters are putting these words up on the prompter, they need to warn their news-readers ahead of time, just how to SAY these lesser-used words..or maybe use more common words they are not likely to flub :)

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Tell you what when Obama learns how to say corpsman then you can bitch about this.
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Tell you what when Obama learns how to say corpsman then you can bitch about this.
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As well as Pockiston and Towelybon.

If you really want to know how to pronounace something...just axe some of the local Obama voters.
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I hate, hate, HATE when people say "ax" when they mean "ask."

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I hate, hate, HATE when people say "ax" when they mean "ask."

Wellz, den yewz best don'z be move'n downz he'uh witz me den..... :rotf:

Did you know there is an "O" in the middle of RC Cola.....yep, sure is just axe the Obama voters.

"Yews gotz any R O C Coca Cola soda's?"

Mod to explain that:

When spelling a word or pronouncing the letter "R", it is always followed by the letter "O" or a sound that is a close approximation thereof. Like if I were to spell "rubber", it would go like this ....R-ruh-U-B-B-E-R-ruh.
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Or how, for the past 50 years, some member of the Kennedy clan or another has been slaughtering the pronunciation of Cuba, instead calling it, "kyoo-BER"?
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Or how, for the past 50 years, some member of the Kennedy clan or another has been slaughtering the pronunciation of Cuba, instead calling it, "kyoo-BER"?

Yeah, but they're Massachusetts liberals, so they get a free pass.
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Yeah, but they're Massachusetts liberals, so they get a free pass.

The good ones are dead.

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I hate, hate, HATE when people say "ax" when they mean "ask."
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Don't forget Obama's pronunciation of Teddy's state: Massa-two-sits.

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Don't forget Obama's pronunciation of Teddy's state: Massa-two-sits.
He's just getting even for the drunken Dead Ted referring to him, on the floor of the Senate, as Osamabama.

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The good ones are dead.

Bad ones, too, but the dead ones are the best....
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My husband was on the phone with a customer service person, who asked him, "do you want me to go axe a supervisor?"  He said, "No, don't go axing anybody, I wouldn't want anybody to get hurt."   Went right over her head.   :lmao:

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My husband was on the phone with a customer service person, who asked him, "do you want me to go axe a supervisor?"  He said, "No, don't go axing anybody, I wouldn't want anybody to get hurt."   Went right over her head.   :lmao:

There's a VELCRO joke in there somewhere.
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Tell you what when Obama learns how to say corpsman then you can bitch about this.
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First thing that came into my head.  :-)
It's Corpsman BTW ;)
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