I hate, hate, HATE when people say "ax" when they mean "ask."
Wellz, den yewz best don'z be move'n downz he'uh witz me den.....

Did you know there is an "O" in the middle of RC Cola.....yep, sure is just axe the Obama voters.
"Yews gotz any R O C Coca Cola soda's?"
Mod to explain that:
When spelling a word or pronouncing the letter "R", it is always followed by the letter "O" or a sound that is a close approximation thereof. Like if I were to spell "rubber", it would go like this ....R-ruh-U-B-B-E-R-ruh.