You go, Skins.
Sometimes the primitives need to be thrashed so as to encourage them to be better people, other times the primitives need thrashed for transgressions, but most of the time, the primitives need thrashed simply because they're primitives.
Anything my fellow alum does to kick the primitives around, reminding the primitives of their primitive state, has my enthusiastic enthusiasm.
But I am bothered by one thing, concerned as I am at all times for Skins's financial security--there's a fund-raiser coming up soon on Skins's island, and probably it would've been better for my fellow alum to collect first, and scold later.