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DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« on: January 30, 2010, 07:44:54 PM »
DUmmy Pam Dawson tries to be clever, but of course that's way out of Pammie's league. As a pathological liar and plagiarist, she can't get things straight even when she tries:
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-17-10 11:38 PM
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This is tooo funny ... What Andy Rooney thinks about women over 50
really don't think Andy said the last one on TV. Maybe in a book, but not on live TV...........I think the rest are pretty much true.

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes,
This is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 50

As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9214857#9214869


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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-17-10 11:51 PM
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2. I think that is just his style
this was pretty funny
 
Pam basks in the glow of getting a handful of replies. Even if they come from the nameless, faceless mob, it's better than the shunning she's become accustomed to since becoming an object of DUmp scorn.


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SeattleGirl  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-18-10 12:02 AM
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3. This 50+ woman thinks that Andy is spot on with this assessment.



The CalPig always posts on greenbriar threads, because Pam continually kisses her wrinkled ass:
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-18-10 12:04 AM
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5. I LOVE Andy Rooney!  
At least, I love these quotes of his!



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Rhiannon12866  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-18-10 12:09 AM
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7. I've seen this and I loved it, too! Made me laugh...
This has to be in my top five Andy Rooney favorites, along with the one about his complaints on how impossible packaging is to open, these days...
Well, then DUmmy Rhiannonnumbers, you are as dense as Pam. Check with DUmmy enigmatic, below.


DUmmies just loooove to slap down greenbriar, since her ascension to the Top DUmmy throne:
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enigmatic  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-18-10 02:15 AM
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10. Snopes
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp

This is a variation of an email I've seen passed around for a number of years. The last one I got was had this written by Dave Berry, too.
 
Pammie is BUSTED!! She's lucky she hasn't received any e-mails from a Nigerian prince.


Pammie is also pissed!
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jan-18-10 03:18 AM
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12. well Hell, I still think its funny even if it wasn't andy roony
what ever



In one of her more nauseating posts, Pam  gives an update on her latest imaginary hospitalization. This may be her worst post since she detailed her plans for sex with a drunken Mark:
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jan-30-10 02:22 PM
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Pic line is out ... waiting on the DR. I am ready to be home
and it gives me a couple days to rest before going back to work.

Had a scare last night. 3 times I had bloody "deposits" and had to call the nurse to document it. The GI doc came in this morning and did an exam...yuk. If I had continued that, they would not have let me go home. Today, however, all is better.

Thanks for your thoughts and prayers.
please continue them as I do NOT want to go back again.


If Pam is going to defend her title, she needs to start firing for effect pretty soon.
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Re: DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2010, 07:57:30 PM »
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3 times I had bloody "deposits" and had to call the nurse to document it. The GI doc came in this morning and did an exam...yuk.

Yeah, well I wonder how the nurse and doctor felt about doing an exam on Pam.  They were probably shocked by the Obama tattoo on her ass. 

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Re: DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2010, 08:07:09 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on January 30, 2010, 07:57:30 PM
Yeah, well I wonder how the nurse and doctor felt about doing an exam on Pam.  They were probably shocked by the Obama tattoo on her ass. 

 :rotf:

That was on the left cheek....

The right one had a tattoo of Zero's lips on it....
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Re: DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2010, 08:09:44 PM »
Remicade (which is a Chemo therapy type treatment for Crohn's) only takes about two hours to administer, so why would she be hospitalized overnight?  Also, how many times has she had it now?  I looked it up, and it looks like you are supposed to have the 2nd treatment two weeks after the first, the 3rd six weeks after that, then every 8 weeks.  It seems like she been having a Chemo treatment every week since her diagnosis, which from everything I've seen (admittedly online only) does not seem to be standard.  
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Re: DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2010, 08:54:44 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on January 30, 2010, 08:09:44 PM
Remicade (which is a Chemo therapy type treatment for Crohn's) only takes about two hours to administer, so why would she be hospitalized overnight?  Also, how many times has she had it now?  I looked it up, and it looks like you are supposed to have the 2nd treatment two weeks after the first, the 3rd six weeks after that, then every 8 weeks.  It seems like she been having a Chemo treatment every week since her diagnosis, which from everything I've seen (admittedly online only) does not seem to be standard.  

You are making the assumption that she is telling  the truth........instead of pandering for sympathy.....

I still think she has "Down's Syndrome".....unfortunately that won't respond to chemotherapy.

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Re: DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2010, 11:47:05 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on January 30, 2010, 08:54:44 PM
You are making the assumption that she is telling  the truth........instead of pandering for sympathy.....

I still think she has "Down's Syndrome".....unfortunately that won't respond to chemotherapy.

doc

I don't think Pam would benefit from automic dog shit, let alone Chemo!
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Re: DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2010, 12:06:49 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on January 30, 2010, 08:07:09 PM
That was on the left cheek....

The right one had a tattoo of Zero's lips on it....

Actually, I think she has a tat of bill clinton on the right cheek, hilary on the left cheek. Zero is the one in the middle. :naughty:
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Re: DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2010, 12:39:25 AM »
Quote from: Specbid on January 31, 2010, 12:06:49 AM
Actually, I think she has a tat of bill clinton on the right cheek, hilary on the left cheek. Zero is the one in the middle. :naughty:

..........and in front, not the back!
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Re: DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2010, 07:43:25 AM »
Sorry, but the last person I knew who had chemo once a week was Dad.

And I can tell you for a FACT she wouldn't be eating SHIT if she was in fact undergoing treatment once a week.
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Re: DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2010, 07:53:41 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 31, 2010, 07:43:25 AM
Sorry, but the last person I knew who had chemo once a week was Dad.

And I can tell you for a FACT she wouldn't be eating SHIT if she was in fact undergoing treatment once a week.

I agree.   I don't know why someone would risk lying about something like this.

Karma will find her. 
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Re: DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2010, 07:55:36 AM »
Yeah, nobody has ever had or knows someone who has had cancer, according to Pam.  I guess we're all just a bunch of dumbshits who should just blindly accept whatever tale she puts out.
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Re: DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2010, 08:43:32 AM »
I think that she has said she suffers from Pancreatitis.  If that is the case and she develops acute attacks, she needs to be hospitalized.  Some patients with acute attacks have to be hospitalized for pain, and TPN therapy.  I am surprised that she is not at home on TPN.  Need to do bowel rest for sometimes months. 

I do think that she stands on the roof tops and yells too much, but I do feel for her.  It is not a problem that I would wish on anyone. 
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Re: DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2010, 10:21:12 AM »
I don't care what Mickey Roony says, DUmmie wymins over 50 are still batsh!t crazy.
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Re: DUmmy Pam Fooled By Years-Old Internet Hoax; Updates Chemo
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2010, 10:43:04 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 31, 2010, 07:55:36 AM
Yeah, nobody has ever had or knows someone who has had cancer, according to Pam.  I guess we're all just a bunch of dumbshits who should just blindly accept whatever tale she puts out.

She is the top DUmmie of 2009 after all....
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