Oh man, here's an oldie from the groove yard, long before I ever laid eyes on the DU. The hippies were all bent out of shape because the feds were busting illegals growing dope in some national parks.
Editor,
Stop Bushes illegal war against plant life! The very idea of the Federal Government enforcing the law on federally protected land by terrorizing innocent pot plants is simply nauseating. The so called “problem†of Central American gangs operating within our borders could be remedied quite easily. Why don’t we let our day workers grow the Marijuana? They do such a good job on the lawn and garden, windows, laundry, shopping and cooking, plus they seem really good around the kids. It’s been 140 years since a labor pool of this size has been readily available. The real issue however, is whether or not we are going to allow George Bush to kill another of Sacred Mother Earths holy plants with his pesticide stained hands. This war on Pot is obviously just another neo-con plot to keep the price of Marijuana artificially…high. Besides, all Americans smoke weed. The only way George Bush could have been elected twice was if everyone was totally baked. Sacred Mother Earth Weeps.
GANJA NOT GUNS!!! FREE WEED!!!
Sincerely
Justice Peacemoon
Given the source material from the DU now readily available to us, letters like this could easily be improved upon.