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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2010, 04:09:22 PM »
Quote from: Ree on January 23, 2010, 03:42:54 PM
I'd call...and if I was told to "learn how to start your own car when it's cold out"...I'd just say "FINE"





I know the ladies here know what "FINE" means..

You mean as in what fine ladies you all are.
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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2010, 04:14:44 PM »
Quote from: Carl on January 23, 2010, 04:09:22 PM
You mean as in what fine ladies you all are.

Neighbor, you wanted to use this emoticon:

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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2010, 06:59:56 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on January 23, 2010, 12:14:02 PM
You know what, her boyfriend sounds like a great guy who deserves more than a girl who takes out her political anger on him.  He should give me a call  :innocent:

What's your number?

ETA: It's only going to be -5 here tonight.  If you want -20, you have to head up to the north country, up by Berlin.  I'm sure it'll get pretty close to that up there tonight.
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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2010, 07:06:01 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 23, 2010, 04:14:44 PM
Neighbor, you wanted to use this emoticon:

 :bow2:

 :tongue:



I always mess these things up.  :thatsright:
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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2010, 07:55:32 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on January 23, 2010, 01:27:18 PM
I didn't know Olbermann posted at DU.

Uh-huh.  Jives with what I've been thinking as I've read this thread:
Does anybody here have photographic evidence and a doctor certified gynecological exam attesting that 'Nuclear Unicorn' is, indeed a female of whatever species DUmmies are claimed by?  'Cause I read that, and ran into no statements whatsoever which would refute that this DUmmy wasn't in fact a male of the ghey persuasion.

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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2010, 08:38:00 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on January 23, 2010, 12:08:07 PM
Seriously, you think we NEED a guy to help us??   :rotf: :rotf:

I'd probably never call, but if I did, and that was his reply, it'd be the last call.   :-)

hum....I was thinking about the happy ending to the car warming story....


...I think you know what I am talking about... :naughty:
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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2010, 09:06:42 PM »
Seems apropos:

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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2010, 10:37:02 PM »
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I'd call...and if I was told to "learn how to start your own car when it's cold out"...I'd just say "FINE"
I know the ladies here know what "FINE" means..

Can't speak for the other gentlemen here but I am an expert on "FINE". "FINE" means I had better darn well order some flowers and reservations at some expensive restaurant.

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My legs would stay closed for whatever amount of time I deemed appropriate or until I got an appropriate apology gift.
Cindie

Worst "FINE" I ever got was during an argument, about something stupid of course, and she yelled that I wasn't getting any for a month. Idiot that I am, I said "maybe not from you...".   :fuelfire:


As soon as the words left my mouth, and believe me I would have grabbed them out of the air and shoved them up my hiney if I could have, I knew I was in serious trouble.  Talk about a frosty "FINE".  We are talking absolute zero frosty "FINE" here. :-)

Man that one was expensive. We are talking fine jewelry expensive here.
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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2010, 04:22:35 AM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on January 24, 2010, 10:37:02 PM
As soon as the words left my mouth, and believe me I would have grabbed them out of the air and shoved them up my hiney if I could have, I knew I was in serious trouble.

Done that (said something I wanted to shove back down my throat) a couple of times, but one of the advantages of marrying later on in life is that one gets to see other people do this, and learn from their mistakes.  So, I've never done this with my wife.  Bosses, yes.
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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2010, 06:46:37 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on January 23, 2010, 02:48:57 PM
My legs would stay closed for whatever amount of time I deemed appropriate or until I got an appropriate apology gift.

Cindie

My husband tried to pull that on me once. ONCE. And never since. I'm guessing the groveling (and my foot in his ass) made a real impression. :)
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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2010, 07:47:46 AM »
Usually, I don't even have to ask about starting the car.  But I always make sure to say thank you, with a kiss. 

That said, I'm royally pissed off at the DH today, and he can go jump in a lake. 
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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2010, 08:44:16 AM »
hmmmmm.....I wouldn't be able to call him, because he goes to work before me and doesn't carry a cell phone.  However, prior to the cold snap, he would be at my house, making sure I had antifreeze, that my oil was good, and tires properly inflated.  He would also make sure I had a full tank of gas, AND my ice scraper.   

I am continuously being trained in proper maintenance of my vehicle.  I have been told that there will be no engine rebuilds, or new motor installations if I do not maintain my vehicle properly.   

So, basically, I better be able to start my own danged car.   :whatever:
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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2010, 10:29:25 AM »
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We all know what the week has been like politically. It's been devastating for progressives from Brown to Air America to the SCOTUS ruling.

Last night I was pretty angry about all of it. The BF came over. We promised not to talk politics with each other because he's basically conservative.

But I was pissed.

Every time he tried to put his arms around me I pulled away. When he asked what was wrong I told him. He got mad for breaking my promise and it started.

I basically blurted out, "to hell with promises these people are a bunch of ******* racist, bigoted, mysogynist homophobes who will kill us all."

I never saw him so hurt.

He just grabbed his jacket and left.

I threw a sofa pillow after him but before it left my fingers I knew I had screwed up.

I tried calling him but he sent it to voice mail.

I didn't know what to say.


He's the most special person I've ever been with and we've been through a lot in the last year. Even his fundie parents warmed up to me after I started supporting him in his PTSD therapy. We have our differences but he never once stopped trying to make me feel special. He's a big kid that doesn't hesitate to make a fool of himself if he thinks it'll make me smile. It can be -20 out and he'll show up at the crack of dawn to help start my car. My last BF wouldn't even get a job. This one works 12-plus hours a day and then takes me away for entire weekends and dinners.

I believe what I said. I think the corporations will choke our freedoms and kill the planet.

But should I keep back my politics when I'm around him?

I just feel sick about this. I think I love him (something I swore I'd never say again). It was supposed to just be a casual hook-up but it's lasted just over a year.

Does love trump convictions?

What do I say or do to tell him I'm sorry?

I wonder what her last boyfriend's DU name was...
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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2010, 10:37:33 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 23, 2010, 12:21:40 PM
Her boyfriend should dump her like a 150 lb sack of shit.

Bingo.  He can do better.  Much better.
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« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2010, 11:44:38 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 25, 2010, 10:37:33 AM
Bingo.  He can do better.  Much better.

He needs to take a day off work and find another gal.  ::)
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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2010, 01:38:19 PM »
Quote from: miskie on January 23, 2010, 01:44:17 PM
So, they had been together for a year- Gee, it sounds like when everything was Love and free ponies the relationship was okay, but now that Obama has had his first widely acknowledged week of failure, suddenly its okay to rant.

Typical liberal.

Whats going to happen come this fall when the Dems lose several more seats ? Going to assault your love interest with a pipe wrench ?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!! Now that's funny. I don't care who you are!
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« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2010, 01:43:56 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 23, 2010, 12:18:45 PM
Oh I'd call and expect action.  :p

I get these kinda calls all the time! I'm the oldest male in 2 families at this time and this is N. Idaho! When it gets down below zero, they would rather I went out into the weather than themselves. That, and I have pretty much every tool known to man. If I don't show up, I'd never hear the end of it!
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« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2010, 01:46:52 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on January 23, 2010, 02:48:57 PM
My legs would stay closed for whatever amount of time I deemed appropriate or until I got an appropriate apology gift.

Cindie

 And it better sparkle, huh?
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« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2010, 04:14:31 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 25, 2010, 01:46:52 PM
And it better sparkle, huh?

Sometimes flowers work. I'm pretty easy to please. The thing is, my husband would never do that.

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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2010, 04:21:54 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 25, 2010, 07:47:46 AM
Usually, I don't even have to ask about starting the car.  But I always make sure to say thank you, with a kiss. 

That said, I'm royally pissed off at the DH today, and he can go jump in a lake. 

I always acknowledge when my husband does something nice or fixes something that amazes me.  I swear to God he can fix or make ANYTHING.  The latest thing he fixed was the circulation pump on our hot water heater.  I thought the plumber had fixed it when he was here but it took FOUR minutes to get warm water in our kitchen sink.  The plumber did make it stop making a ticking time bomb sound but it wasn't actually working.  My husband went online and figured out what was wrong with it (he took it apart) and now I get instant hot water again.   




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« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2010, 04:25:41 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 25, 2010, 04:21:54 PM
I always acknowledge when my husband does something nice or fixes something that amazes me.  I swear to God he can fix or make ANYTHING.  The latest thing he fixed was the circulation pump on our hot water heater.  I thought the plumber had fixed it when he was here but it took FOUR minutes to get warm water in our kitchen sink.  The plumber did make it stop making a ticking time bomb sound but it wasn't actually working.  My husband went online and figured out what was wrong with it (he took it apart) and now I get instant hot water again.   







Now thats something worth gittin on your knees for.    :-)
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« Reply #46 on: January 25, 2010, 04:35:24 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 25, 2010, 04:25:41 PM

Now thats something worth gittin on your knees for.    :-)

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« Reply #47 on: January 25, 2010, 04:44:46 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 25, 2010, 04:35:24 PM
What makes you think I didn't?
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More info than I needed to know. Although it's nice to see a real woman in real life nowadays!

As Rush says, we have chick-a-fied the male population in America. After all, what the hell is a "Metro-Sexual"? I've always just figured I was a "Stud" and DUmmies were Geldings!
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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #48 on: January 25, 2010, 05:05:54 PM »
Quote from: miskie on January 23, 2010, 01:44:17 PM


Whats going to happen come this fall when the Dems lose several more seats ? Going to assault your love interest with a pipe wrench ?

No way. Broken fingers are far too painful.
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Re: DUmmie Screws Badly--er--Screws UP...BAD
« Reply #49 on: January 25, 2010, 07:25:15 PM »
Quote from: Ree on January 23, 2010, 03:42:54 PM
I'd call...and if I was told to "learn how to start your own car when it's cold out"...I'd just say "FINE"





I know the ladies here know what "FINE" means..

Ah yes, the dreaded "fine". That means you will never ever get laid again and other totures. :-)
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