I know...not drinking....just not completely thinking.
When I came back from Omaha last month....it just took forevvvvverrrrrrrrr to get from Kansas City to Nashville.
I just followed the signs. 
West out of Nashville to Memphis on 1-40 is boring as hell too.
Whoa, wait a minute there! Everybody knows that Jackson, TN, home of Carl Perkins and Casey Jones, is the de facto "pit stop" for those traveling Nashville-Memphis. It's about halfway and therefore good for a tinkle stop.
Crossing the Tennessee River ain't bad. Lots to see in that area if you like trees and snaggle-toothed folk.
