Finally! I can tell the truth. I got paid well to carry 5 gallon buckets of jet fuel up 80 stories worth of stairs. Took me 30 years to fill the tanks but I made it right on time. Actually, I was a few months ahead of schedule....and Rove paid me well for that.
Why didn't I use the elevators, you ask? Everybody took the elevators, I would have been seen. Nobody ever took the stairs. Rove didn't get where he is today by being stupid.
If they don't soon pass Obamacare, it's going to take every dime I made to replace my worn out knees and hips.