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DUmmies Embarrassed By Their DUmmitude, Advertise CC
« on: January 13, 2010, 10:14:14 AM »
Well, this one has already disappeared down the DUmp memory hole. I hate to make the brain damaged DUmmy's day by making him a celebrity, but decided to bring it over anyway. The purpose of his post was to be sure all the DUmmies got to review the results of the Top DUmmy competition, and to give voice to his jealous fury at not even making the top twenty, after being so excited at his nomination. Unfortunately, he made his post in the wee hours, and it swirled down the memory hole before most DUmbasses had a chance to see it.
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Conservative turds in caves, so juvenile and weak
Their lives are so meaningless they need to talk about US in a special section. What a bunch of complete **** ups. Losers in life, losers in love (unless they have blow up dolls) and losers without genitalia of any kind.

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The_Casual_Observer (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-13-10 02:46 AM
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1. That guy has more than a morbid fascination with DU. That is a psychotic
obsession with DU & the forum posters. 

Even DUmmies are embarrassed at what they post.

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Re: DUmmies Embarrassed By Their DUmmitude, Advertise CC
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2010, 10:22:16 AM »
Thread + Memory Hole = DU
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Re: DUmmies Embarrassed By Their DUmmitude, Advertise CC
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2010, 10:25:51 AM »
DainBramaged still has me on ignore.  :tongue:
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2010, 10:27:16 AM »
They do hate to have their hate exposed.

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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2010, 10:33:07 AM »
They do hate to have their hate exposed.

I think they like being the monkeys in a zoo.
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2010, 10:40:52 AM »
I think they like being the monkeys in a zoo.

Even bad attention is still attention.

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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2010, 11:10:18 AM »
Another keyboard commando.

I would suggest that the primitive give his real name, address, and phone number so that he could see what happens were he to try and say that to someone's face.  But he was too scared to post what he did here, much less go the extra step.

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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2010, 11:31:07 AM »
Oh, we've gone from being "probably gay" to missing genitalia...how quaint. Like being called yet another name by life's most pathetic losers is going to make us suddenly stop. Watching DU is entertaining. Where else can you watch a train wreck, soap opera performed by mental patients, and prison-worthy philosophers all at the same time?

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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2010, 11:55:04 AM »
Oh, we've gone from being "probably gay" to missing genitalia...how quaint. Like being called yet another name by life's most pathetic losers is going to make us suddenly stop. Watching DU is entertaining. Where else can you watch a train wreck, soap opera performed by mental patients, and prison-worthy philosophers all at the same time?

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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2010, 11:55:43 AM »
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Conservative turds in caves, so juvenile and weak
Their lives are so meaningless they need to talk about US in a special section. What a bunch of complete **** ups. Losers in life, losers in love (unless they have blow up dolls) and losers without genitalia of any kind.

To think that this is posted on a message board where about 60% are unemployed and the rest are working minimum wage jobs.
Then there's the ones who don't know what sex they are, what sex they want to try and date and in one case isn't sure what species it is.  Most all of them admit to mental illness and routinely compare their psychiatric medications.  Yep, we're the losers.  :rotf: :tongue:  
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2010, 12:07:33 PM »
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DainBramaged  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-13-10 02:31 AM
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Conservative turds in caves, so juvenile and weak
Their lives are so meaningless they need to talk about US in a special section. What a bunch of complete **** ups. Losers in life, losers in love (unless they have blow up dolls) and losers without genitalia of any kind.
Underground Panther is your mascot, the majority of you DUmmys, including you, admit to mental illness, being conically unemployed, on mounds of psychotropic meds, hate your ****ed up "fundy" parents, are fags, dykes, trannys, furrys, pedophiles, ex-cons, draft-dodgers, America hating Taliban loving Marxists, slacker anarchist tree-huggers, AND, consider your DUmp as the foundation of the "Reality Based Community" while your DU Ad Bot kicks your asses daily.

Oh one more thing; the seething resentments that cause you DUmmys so much angst and anger gives ALL of us immense pleasure.

Suck on those facts little impotent fag-boy.
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2010, 12:13:00 PM »
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Conservative turds in caves, so juvenile and weak
Their lives are so meaningless they need to talk about US in a special section. What a bunch of complete **** ups. Losers in life, losers in love (unless they have blow up dolls) and losers without genitalia of any kind.


"...so juvenile..." ?  And the DUmmie's comment was so mature.

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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2010, 12:24:23 PM »

"...so juvenile..." ?  And the DUmmie's comment was so mature.

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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2010, 01:11:25 PM »
Hey, where is my blow up pony? 

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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2010, 01:35:33 PM »
Do mirror sites exist, that make relentless quality fun of conservatives?  Quote them and point and laugh?  I don't know of any.   Laugh at the idiocy, that is.  Some stuff on here is comedy gold, in a good way. 
Does anybody lampoon the Kostards, BTW?  How about the Puffpoos? 

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« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2010, 01:39:33 PM »
Do mirror sites exist, that make relentless quality fun of conservatives?  Quote them and point and laugh?  I don't know of any.   Laugh at the idiocy, that is.  Some stuff on here is comedy gold, in a good way. 
Does anybody lampoon the Kostards, BTW?  How about the Puffpoos? 

Not that I know of. KosKids are just way too serious and depressing, and Puffies are too stoopid to follow!
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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2010, 01:49:13 PM »
Do mirror sites exist, that make relentless quality fun of conservatives?  Quote them and point and laugh?  I don't know of any.   Laugh at the idiocy, that is.  Some stuff on here is comedy gold, in a good way. 
Does anybody lampoon the Kostards, BTW?  How about the Puffpoos? 


Every once in a while, DUmmie FUnnies (PJ-Comix on FR) will do the KOmmies or HufPo.

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« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2010, 01:52:35 PM »
Have you seen the DUmmies make fun of conservatives?  They're terrible.  They just don't get it. 

Auntie Pinko?  Top Ten Conservative Idiots?  Please.
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« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2010, 01:57:52 PM »
One reason they don`t have a satire or mocking section is that it exposes them to the fallacy of their own beliefs reading it.
What they exist on is raw emotion of the darkest varieties..greed,jealousy,selfishness.
They can`t stand to see that pointed out in any way as it proves their belief system wrong.

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« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2010, 01:58:50 PM »
Yeah, that's what I thought.  Even if there was material there, their primitive senses of humor just aren't up to dealing with it.  You can see it in the lame lunacy of their bumper sticker and Tshirt slogan contests.  They thought that are_grits_groceries's bouncy tale with the doll in a buggy was the most hilarious story they'd heard EVAH.  

Oh, and they had a "Name Sarah Palin's Fox segment" thread, with predictable results.  Too lame to bring over and bore the rest of you with.  

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« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2010, 03:36:11 PM »
They truly do not live in reality

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« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2010, 03:51:40 PM »
Hey, where is my blow up pony? 

I think benburch took them all.

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« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2010, 04:01:21 PM »
Hmmmm.

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The_Casual_Observer (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-13-10 02:46 AM
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1. That guy has more than a morbid fascination with DU. That is a psychotic
obsession with DU & the forum posters.

Anybody have any idea as to whom this obscure primitive, this unterprimitiven, is referring?
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« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2010, 04:04:45 PM »
Anybody have any idea as to whom this obscure primitive, this unterprimitiven, is referring?

Gee.... I wonder who it could possibly be?

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« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2010, 04:06:12 PM »
Anybody have any idea as to whom this obscure primitive, this unterprimitiven, is referring?

Probably the same person s/he believes is over there unreccing.  Paranoia will create all sorts of imaginary boogeymen.

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