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Re: DUmmies Embarrassed By Their DUmmitude, Advertise CC
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2010, 04:06:57 PM »
Gee.... I wonder who it could possibly be?

 :bow:

Yeah, I kind of thought so.

They'd probably accuse Margaret Mead of the same thing.
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« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2010, 04:09:48 PM »
*snicker*

Watching them seethe and impotently piss on the floor like this is hysterically funny.

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« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2010, 04:10:09 PM »
Paranoia will create all sorts of imaginary boogeymen.

Yeah, that does seem to happen a lot with the primitives, this imaginary "evil force" that knows all, can do all.
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« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2010, 04:15:12 PM »
*snicker*

Watching them seethe and impotently piss on the floor like this is hysterically funny.

I suspect that obscure unterprimitiven is just jealous.

Primitives can sometimes be like a "high-maintenance" cat, demanding all of the attention; drama queens.

But there's only so many hours in the day.....
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2010, 04:30:05 PM »
Hmmmm.

Anybody have any idea as to whom this obscure primitive, this unterprimitiven, is referring?

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« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2010, 04:41:18 PM »
You're kiddin' right Coach?

Well, I just wanted to be sure, because sometimes my ego overinflates me.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2010, 04:43:49 PM »
Well, I just wanted to be sure, because sometimes my ego overinflates me.

Let us make it clear to benburch that you are NOT a blow-up furrie

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« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2010, 04:48:38 PM »
Let us make it clear to benburch that you are NOT a blow-up furrie

There's no where to put the inflator, heh heh!

ETA:(Isn't it usually in the ear? I know, I'm crass! But I luv ya Coach and figured you'd enjoy a little "ear" humor!) You've 'probly heard 'em all, I'm sure!
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« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2010, 04:57:43 PM »
There's no where to put the inflator, heh heh!

ETA:(Isn't it usually in the ear? I know, I'm crass! But I luv ya Coach and figured you'd enjoy a little "ear" humor!) You've 'probly heard 'em all, I'm sure!
Well ya could stick it up his bum...but I think he might smack the piss outta ya.
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« Reply #34 on: January 13, 2010, 05:00:27 PM »
There's no where to put the inflator, heh heh!

ETA:(Isn't it usually in the ear? I know, I'm crass! But I luv ya Coach and figured you'd enjoy a little "ear" humor!) You've 'probly heard 'em all, I'm sure!

You know, sir, I've never in my life seen an inflatable sex-toy.

Or if I did, I wasn't paying attention to what it was.

Is that where they blow them up, in the ear?

I guess if I would have ever thought out it, I would've just assumed they're blown up using a stem about where the belly button would be.

You'd be surprised at what I don't know.....including about the primitives.
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« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2010, 05:05:39 PM »
You know, sir, I've never in my life seen an inflatable sex-toy.

Or if I did, I wasn't paying attention to what it was.

Is that where they blow them up, in the ear?

I guess if I would have ever thought out it, I would've just assumed they're blown up using a stem about where the belly button would be.

You'd be surprised at what I don't know.....including about the primitives.

Unfortunately, due to my occupation, I know more than I ever wanted to know! I've only seen one, and unfortunately or fortunately, depending how ya want to look at it, it was in the ear!

ETA: (and for those of our members that are more than likely morbid, it was pretty crusty!)
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« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2010, 05:06:39 PM »
You know, sir, I've never in my life seen an inflatable sex-toy.

Or if I did, I wasn't paying attention to what it was.

Is that where they blow them up, in the ear?

I guess if I would have ever thought out it, I would've just assumed they're blown up using a stem about where the belly button would be.

You'd be surprised at what I don't know.....including about the primitives.
you've NEVER seen a blowup doll?
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« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2010, 05:09:43 PM »
you've NEVER seen a blowup doll?

You really are living a sheltered life, Ree! LOL! Sorry I posted that before I realized you were speaking of the Coach. Heh, heh.

I doubt seriously many "conservative" men have seen "blow up dolls". After all, we are actually used to the real thing!
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« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2010, 05:44:16 PM »
you've NEVER seen a blowup doll?

Maybe I have, maybe I haven't; I really don't know.

I've seen many phenomenons in my life, but I'd be damned if I knew what they were.

If one has ever attended one of these workplace "diversity" sessions, one of the most-frequently quoted statistics is that people learn 80% of what they know, from hearing.  What they learn from what they see, for example, isn't anything compared with what they learn from what they hear.

I dunno how they arrived at their statistic, but it sounds reasonable to me.

I suspect this is what gave me entry into aspects of the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants with free medical care for all, that are generally kept hidden from westerners.

It helped of course that unlike the few other westerners there, I hung with the workers and peasants rather than the elites.

But essentially, I was given entry to numerous hospitals, half a dozen prisons, too many jails to count, a couple of crematoriums, three warehouses where military equipment was stored, four orphanges, two lunatic asylums, innumerable factories, and much to my subsequent regret, three different nuclear power plants.

I was even allowed aboard a Russian ship at Sevastopol.

HOWEVER, I suspect I was given this access simply because the people involved correctly suspected that if I saw something, I wouldn't know what it was anyway, and so it was harmless to show it to me.

(The exception being the hospitals, but they didn't know I knew about hospitals.)

That Russian ship, for example, I have no idea if it was a cruiser or a battleship or a mine-sweeper or an LST or whatever; the only thing I knew was that it was a pretty big boat with plenty of firearms.

Thus the life of the deaf; one sees far more than what one understands.
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« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2010, 05:47:30 PM »
Blow up dolls, blow up dolls?  He must be thinking of his own fellow DUmbass French Fried Cat Crap.

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« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2010, 06:04:27 PM »
You really are living a sheltered life, Ree! LOL! Sorry I posted that before I realized you were speaking of the Coach. Heh, heh.

I doubt seriously many "conservative" men have seen "blow up dolls". After all, we are actually used to the real thing!

If I were a DU woman I would be outraged by that comment.   :p


Edited to add:  LMAO I read "USED" as "USE".  As in you USE real women. 

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« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2010, 06:10:17 PM »
I think they like being the monkeys in a zoo.

Only because it allows them to fling their poo.
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« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2010, 06:25:26 PM »
If I were a DU woman I would be outraged by that comment.   :p


Edited to add:  LMAO I read "USED" as "USE".  As in you USE real women.  

After 36 years I'd "lay" odds she would agree with you, heh, heh!

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« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2010, 06:27:42 PM »
In coach's experience, a "blow up doll" would be the victim of a gas range, like hippywife and poor stupid Beth.

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« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2010, 09:18:50 PM »
In coach's experience, a "blow up doll" would be the victim of a gas range, like hippywife and poor stupid Beth.

Yeah, that's pretty much so.
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« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2010, 10:25:40 PM »
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