Are you there God? it's me, Aaron.
I know you're super busy and all, what with the global warming and everything. But I was hoping I could put in a special request today. No, I'm not asking you to turn back time and spare the Haitians. I know it's all part of your divine plan. It's sad because I don't fully understand the plan, but that's O.K. I knew it was a faith based deal when I signed up.
Anyway.
About this asshat.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5nraknWoes[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]http://www.breitbart.tv/they-have-been-cursed-pat-robertson-says-haiti-swore-a-pact-to-the-devil/[/youtube]
Could you smite this repressed Homo? He's been around for awhile, maybe his name has come up around the poker table. I'm not asking for much, maybe some lightning, or some sort of 2000000000 lb anvil dropping from the sky.
I'd settle for a Bigfoot abduction and rape if you could swing it.
But yeah, I'll head over to Church and light a candle, make a burnt offering, whatever pleases you Lord. I just thought you'd like to know the earthquake may have missed it's intended target.
Sincerely,
Aaron Burr
V.P. Research & Destruction
EvilConservatives.org
(But I guess you knew that already.)