« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.  (Read 4011 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17752
  • Reputation: +1895/-81
DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« on: January 12, 2010, 08:46:27 AM »
Link

And she put this in GD.  So stupid, I just had to bring it over. 

Quote
ehrnst  (899 posts)      Tue Jan-12-10 08:19 AM
Original message
My 6 year old displays more critical thought than Teabaggers and Foxnews viewers
 Edited on Tue Jan-12-10 08:21 AM by ehrnst
This morning, my 6 year old asked me, "Is Santa real?"

"Do you believe that he's real?" I evaded.

"I like believing in Santa, but I want to know if he's really real or not."

I decided to do right by him and be honest - that Santa is a story that makes kids happy on Christmas morning, and persuades them to be more cooperative with their parents.

He thought for a moment, then said, "OK. He's a good story. Thanks for telling me about him, mom."

I think that I was as happy and proud as the moment he took his first step.


Quote
crim son  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jan-12-10 08:33 AM
Response to Original message
1. Okay, that is a cute story!
 Obviously your little guy is not only smart but wise while teabaggers and Fauxnewsers are dumber than rocks.

Motormouth gets carried away:

Quote
mstinamotorcity (301 posts)        Tue Jan-12-10 09:03 AM
Response to Original message
4. What is it that people say
 "Out of the mouth of babes" take care of our next future President,Senator Governor,Mayor,or Councilman.

Quote
peace13  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jan-12-10 09:14 AM
Response to Original message
6. So sweet! n/t

Is that what you call it?  This whole wad of goofiness belongs at mommies.com, without the silly and moronic political overtones.  The OP is trying to make a profound policy analysis from a conversation with a brat. 
Logged

Offline BadCat

  • I H8 Liberals
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3638
  • Reputation: +654/-81
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2010, 08:55:17 AM »
Quote
ehrnst  (899 posts)      Tue Jan-12-10 08:19 AM
Original message
My 6 year old displays more critical thought than Teabaggers and Foxnews viewers
 Edited on Tue Jan-12-10 08:21 AM by ehrnst
This morning, my 6 year old asked me, "Is Obama real?"

"Do you believe that he's real?" I evaded.

"I like believing in Obama, but I want to know if he's really real or not."

I decided to do right by him and be honest - that Obama is a muslim communist that makes Libs happy on Christmas morning, and persuades them to be more cooperative with Democrats.

He thought for a moment, then said, "OK. He's a good story. Thanks for telling me about him, mom."

I think that I was as happy and proud as the moment he took his first step.


Fixed.
Logged
Help keep America beautiful...deface a liberal.

The Democrat and Republican parties are simply the left and right wings of the same bird of prey.

The road to freedom is paved with dead liberals.

21fadb4221652b86382c8f73526880b7

Offline The Village Idiot

  • Banned
  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 54
  • Reputation: +96/-15
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2010, 08:56:52 AM »
There was nothing in the post to indicate that Fox News or TEA Party protesters are stupid.

I guess the person who tapped that onto the keyboard forgot about that part or simply took it for granted it would be accepted.
Logged

Offline Carl

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19837
  • Reputation: +1617/-100
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2010, 08:58:20 AM »
These stories they puke out seem to be for the sole purpose of convincing themselves they are not what they know themselves to be.

The whole "hope and change" nonsense...etc.
Logged

Offline USA4ME

  • Evil Capitalist
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14835
  • Reputation: +2476/-76
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2010, 09:04:23 AM »
I flush things down the toliet that have more critical thought than liberals, and especially primitives.  So the ehrnst primitive and its kid are living in my septic tank while falsely believing they're in a penthouse on Park Ave.  Of course, compared to Skin's island, my septic tank IS a penthouse on Park Ave.

.

Logged
Because third world peasant labor is a good thing.

Offline Tucker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10937
  • Reputation: +540/-97
  • Making money the old fashioned way- Paid Mole
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 09:16:58 AM »
Quote
ehrnst  Donating Member  (899 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Jan-12-10 08:19 AM
Original message
My 6 year old displays more critical thought than Teabaggers and Foxnews viewers
   
Edited on Tue Jan-12-10 08:21 AM by ehrnst
This morning, my 6 year old asked me, "Is Santa real?"

"Do you believe that he's real?" I evaded.

"I like believing in Santa, but I want to know if he's really real or not."

I decided to do right by him and be honest - that Santa is a story that makes kids happy on Christmas morning, and persuades them to be more cooperative with their parents.

He thought for a moment, then said, "OK. He's a good story. Thanks for telling me about him, mom."

I think that I was as happy and proud as the moment he took his first step.

(updated to correct typo in title)

What a DUmmy. Here's a clue. If you're going to make a comparison statement about your romp after the bar closes, resulting in a offspring and FOX/Teabaggers, link the two together.

Not to be outdone.

Quote
T Wolf  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Jan-12-10 09:04 AM
Response to Original message
5. When my daughter asked this question, she also extrapolated the (true) answer to the
   
Easter Bunny and the Tooth fairy.

A triple=header that day.

New campfire. May not go anywhere. The contributors so far are on the DUmber side of DUmb. May not want to be associated with this level of stupidity.

Still. You never know. They do try and outdo each other.

Logged
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

Offline dandi

  • Live long, and piss off liberals.
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3341
  • Reputation: +553/-28
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2010, 09:42:06 AM »
Logged
I don't want...anybody else
When I think about me I touch myself

Offline Tucker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10937
  • Reputation: +540/-97
  • Making money the old fashioned way- Paid Mole
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2010, 09:45:05 AM »
Logged
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2010, 11:11:46 AM »
How to increase your dope budget....kill off Santa, tooth fairy and easter bunny in one easy step.
Logged
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline DumbAss Tanker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 28493
  • Reputation: +1710/-151
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2010, 11:46:22 AM »
I have to give her one bong at least, after all it was her own child so someone did pop out of a bush, even if it was six years back.
Logged
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.

Offline GOBUCKS

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24186
  • Reputation: +1812/-339
  • All in all, not bad, not bad at all
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2010, 11:49:04 AM »
Please, DUmmies, it's January 12!! Not one six-year-old in the entire world is questioning Santa Claus on JANUARY 12!! Beginning on December 26, not one six-year-old has given Santa a single thought, and won't, until they are seven-year-olds around December 10 later this year. This is a bouncy tale that the DUmmy dreamed up three weeks too late for this season. The only thing we can take away from the story is that in this DUmmy household, Mommy is a moonbat and a liar.
Logged

Offline Tucker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10937
  • Reputation: +540/-97
  • Making money the old fashioned way- Paid Mole
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2010, 11:55:45 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 12, 2010, 11:46:22 AM
I have to give her one bong at least, after all it was her own child so someone did pop out of a bush, even if it was six years back.

Creative reasoning. :-)
Logged
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

Offline PatriotGame

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4285
  • Reputation: +227/-96
  • Look at my BIG feet! Woof!
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2010, 12:05:02 PM »
Let's see - DUmmy tells a "DUmmy in training" six year-old that Santa is fake, "DUmmy in training" six year-old accepts the premise therefore, TEABAGGERS ARE MORONS!!!111

Behold ladies and gentlemen: DUmmy logic laid bare.
 
Logged
           ►☼Liberals Are THE Root of ALL Evil!☼◄

Offline BEG

  • "Mile Marker"
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17277
  • Reputation: +1062/-301
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2010, 12:23:24 PM »
All kids at some point ask their parents if Santa is real.  Your kid is not special idiot.  
Logged

Offline DefiantSix

  • Captain, IKS Defiant
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18654
  • Reputation: +1989/-189
  • "Set Condition One throughout the ship."
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2010, 12:35:27 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 12, 2010, 12:23:24 PM
All kids at some point ask their parents if Santa is real.  Your kid is not special idiot.  

The "speshul" kind of stupid that DUmmy ehrnst has - she IS a DUmmy, after all - could be hereditary.  You never know.
Logged
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker
"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus

Offline BEG

  • "Mile Marker"
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17277
  • Reputation: +1062/-301
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2010, 12:38:18 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 12, 2010, 12:35:27 PM
The "speshul" kind of stupid that DUmmy ehrnst has - she IS a DUmmy, after all - could be hereditary.  You never know.

Do you think she is the same kind  of "speshul" as greenbriar? 
Logged

Offline AllosaursRus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11672
  • Reputation: +424/-293
  • Skip Tracing by Contract Only!
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2010, 12:40:19 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 12, 2010, 11:49:04 AM
Please, DUmmies, it's January 12!! Not one six-year-old in the entire world is questioning Santa Claus on JANUARY 12!! Beginning on December 26, not one six-year-old has given Santa a single thought, and won't, until they are seven-year-olds around December 10 later this year. This is a bouncy tale that the DUmmy dreamed up three weeks too late for this season. The only thing we can take away from the story is that in this DUmmy household, Mommy is a moonbat and a liar.

Doncha just find it unbelievable how often these dilrods use the word honesty? Like they have a corner on the market when in reality, they are the most dishonest people on the whole entire frikkin' planet!

Holy buhgeesuz Andy! Talk about your hypocritical BS!
Logged
I'm the guy your mother warned you about!
 

Offline DefiantSix

  • Captain, IKS Defiant
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18654
  • Reputation: +1989/-189
  • "Set Condition One throughout the ship."
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2010, 12:48:04 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 12, 2010, 12:38:18 PM
Do you think she is the same kind  of "speshul" as greenbriar? 

Pam's kind of "speshul" isn't hereditary.  It's contagious.  That's why the Global Socialist Brotherhood has her in a teaching capacity: to infect as many of her charges as possible with "useful-idiotism".
Logged
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker
"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus

Offline Ree

  • It's Ree...
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1963
  • Reputation: +110/-42
  • 100+ pounds lighter.. Ain't I hot
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2010, 02:37:37 PM »
YAWN
Logged
In Tennessee. I came down here to get warm,froze my arse off since I got here..
Just my luck... ;-P

Offline The Village Idiot

  • Banned
  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 54
  • Reputation: +96/-15
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2010, 03:03:18 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 12, 2010, 12:48:04 PM
Pam's kind of "speshul" isn't hereditary.  It's contagious.  That's why the Global Socialist Brotherhood has her in a teaching capacity: to infect as many of her charges as possible with "useful-idiotism".

what is your avatar pic anyways?
Logged

Offline DefiantSix

  • Captain, IKS Defiant
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18654
  • Reputation: +1989/-189
  • "Set Condition One throughout the ship."
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2010, 03:10:43 PM »
Quote from: FGL on January 12, 2010, 03:03:18 PM
what is your avatar pic anyways?

Edinburgh castle.  Makes me feel all "William Wallace-ey"...
Logged
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker
"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus

Offline IassaFTots

  • In WTF-istan, I am considered a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13972
  • Reputation: +770/-274
  • Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2010, 03:16:25 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 12, 2010, 03:10:43 PM
Edinburgh castle.  Makes me feel all "William Wallace-ey"...

Cool place.  But the walk to it is a MOTHAH!
Logged
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

The infinite is possible at zombocom.  www.zombo.com

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." ~ Martin Luther King
 
“Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream"  ~Ted Nugent

Offline The Village Idiot

  • Banned
  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 54
  • Reputation: +96/-15
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2010, 03:20:22 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 12, 2010, 03:10:43 PM
Edinburgh castle.  Makes me feel all "William Wallace-ey"...

cool.
Logged

Offline DefiantSix

  • Captain, IKS Defiant
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18654
  • Reputation: +1989/-189
  • "Set Condition One throughout the ship."
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2010, 03:23:07 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 12, 2010, 03:16:25 PM
Cool place.  But the walk to it is a MOTHAH!

We Scotsmen don't notice...
Logged
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker
"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus

Offline IassaFTots

  • In WTF-istan, I am considered a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13972
  • Reputation: +770/-274
  • Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
Re: DUmmie makes a non-sequitur. Reeal DUmb.
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2010, 03:27:06 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 12, 2010, 03:23:07 PM
We Scotsmen don't notice...

We Scotswomen with really short legs, having ingested too many Belhavens do. 
Logged
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

The infinite is possible at zombocom.  www.zombo.com

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." ~ Martin Luther King
 
“Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream"  ~Ted Nugent
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »