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DUmmy TwixVoy Eyes New Career Path
« on: January 11, 2010, 04:18:13 PM »
Well, the job at the air   port didn't pan out. The ol' piss cup has stalled another DUmmy career. But at least DUmmy TwixVoy is looking:
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TwixVoy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-11-10 04:32 PM
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There may be 1 less person on the unemployment rolls on Wednesday
So I have a job interview for a part time cashier job at a small grocery store location on Wednesday. It pays near minimum wage and from the internet research I've done the health insurance offered is atrocious. I got the phone call for the interview a day after putting in the application which is always a warning sign.

In any case it is a job and I will be glad to be doing something until I can find a full time job. This will be the first part time job I have worked in years. I asked a cashier how many hours they averaged when I went to apply and he told me "we're lucky we get about 20 to 25 hours".

Well I will be contributing to the reduction in the unemployment numbers. Laid off from a full time telecom technician position and now trading down to a part time cashier. I have also lost the "real" health insurance I had.

Still no calls from the close to 50 full time positions I have put in for in the past month.

The media and government shall report this as good news.

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This could be good news for DUmmy Twix. If it's one of those Korean-run convenience stores, maybe they don't have a drug test! DUmmy Twix needs a break. Fired from clerking at Target for insubordination, fired from a trainee cable guy job, probably due to the random drug testing, he needs a new career so he can resume his financial advice columns at the DUmp.


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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-11-10 04:41 PM
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4. Part time dead end jobs give you more time to interview
than full time dead end jobs do, so that's actually an advantage.

Part time, dead end jobs can also help you pay the rent and stay fed until the economy picks up and companies start to hire again. That can help you stretch your savings and even preserve some of them.

A part time, dead end job will look better on your work history than just giving up would.

If you don't get this one, you will get one. It will be good news when you do.

DUmmy Warpy knows all about dead end part-time jobs. Since being drummed out of the nursing profession for sampling the drug cabinet, it's all she's done.


DUmmy NightWatcher, who is currently making a living defrauding the unemployment compensation system:
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NightWatcher  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-11-10 04:48 PM
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6. is this part time job going to pay more than unemployment?
that is, if you are on UI.

It sounds horrible, but you (not you personally, but the royal 'you') have to do what is best for you and your family, even if that means "gaming" the system. I am not gaming the system, but using UI to cover a few bills while I volunteer in a new field trying to build a decent resume.

I was laid off from my stop-gap temporary job after only a few months. You wanna talk about a shitty feeling, try getting let go from a minimum wage job for which you are WAY OVERQUALIFIED for.
Unemployment compensation does not apply to people fired for failing a random drug screening.


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TwixVoy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-11-10 04:54 PM
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7. It will probably be less than the UI
But what I have found is that being unemployed is hurting my full time jobs chances. So I would rather take less money short term if it means better chances of longer term job prospects.

Nope, no unemployment checks for DUmmy Twix.


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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Eyes New Career Path
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2010, 04:54:10 PM »
Wow, I'm surprised the Twix candy bar primitive hasn't been granted the President & CEO position at Bank of America Merrill Lynch.  What's wrong with the world?

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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Eyes New Career Path
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2010, 04:54:17 PM »
Looks like he really did fail the drugtest at the air port.

Now he has to scan items, and call for price checks and sack groceries because the sacker is out gathering carts or mopping up a broken jar of pickles.

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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Eyes New Career Path
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2010, 05:13:48 PM »
Looks like he really did fail the drugtest at the air port.

Now he has to scan items, and call for price checks and sack groceries because the sacker is out gathering carts or mopping up a broken jar of pickles.

Nawww he'd be the one trying to hide the pickles....



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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Eyes New Career Path
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2010, 05:21:50 PM »
Nawww he'd be the one trying to hide the pickles....
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He'll soon be able to get a real spell check program. heh.

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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Eyes New Career Path
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 07:59:36 AM »
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help you pay the rent and stay fed until the economy picks up and companies start to hire again.

Warpy, so now the corporation is our friend?  Nobody hold your breath, they've gone Galt.  Furthermore, during interviews, your ilk's contempt for the corporate entity shines right through.  On the very DU boards, I've seen DUmmies encourage each other to cheat and sabotage their employers.   This will come through as "gut feel" to an interviewer.  Until you DUmmies remove the entitlement chips from your "collective" shoulders, you will all be part time cashiers and stockboys. 

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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Eyes New Career Path
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2010, 08:14:16 AM »
...Until you DUmmies remove the entitlement chips from your "collective" shoulders, you will all be part time cashiers and stockboys. 

Yeah, with 130+ IQ's....   :lmao:  :rotf:
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Re: DUmmy TwixVoy Eyes New Career Path
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2010, 08:15:14 AM »
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NightWatcher  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-11-10 04:48 PM
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6.
It sounds horrible, but you (not you personally, but the royal 'you') have to do what is best for you and your family, even if that means "gaming" the system. I am not gaming the system, but using UI to cover a few bills while I volunteer in a new field trying to build a decent resume.

Isn't this rich?  "Dude, you need to stick it to the man and 'game the system'!  But of course, I'm not doing that!"

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