primitives discuss global warming

[DumbAss Tanker]

I threw the dog outside this morning, and he peed ice cubes.

Well, at least he didn't pee them in the house, that's the main thing.   

Our outside pooch has been spending most of the last week in the living room himself, looks like we start getting some relief this afternoon finally.

[NHSparky]

Well, at least he didn't pee them in the house, that's the main thing.   

Our outside pooch has been spending most of the last week in the living room himself, looks like we start getting some relief this afternoon finally.

Oh, he wanted too, believe me.  6:30 this morning, he's at the back door, I open it, and he takes a step back, then looks at me as if to say, "You're shitting me, right?"

[diesel driver]

Oh, he wanted too, believe me.  6:30 this morning, he's at the back door, I open it, and he takes a step back, then looks at me as if to say, "You're shitting me, right?"

Yeah, I get that from my dog all the time, especially if it's raining or snowing....

He's the biggest 4-legged wuss on the planet.  He even stands on a rug instead of the floor if he's begging for treats....

[NHSparky]

Yeah, I get that from my dog all the time, especially if it's raining or snowing....

He's the biggest 4-legged wuss on the planet.  He even stands on a rug instead of the floor if he's begging for treats....

And they say that MY dog is "teh ghey".  Sheesh.

[AllosaursRus]

Yeah.

Leona's apparently in Florida now, although she spends most of her time at her Streisandian digs up in New Jersey.

However, she claims Florida as her state of residence because of taxes on the wealthy that are more onerous in New Jersey.

OMG! It has to be Rush Limbaugh's mole! Oh wait, he moved out of New Yawk!

[kenth]

Yeah, I get that from my dog all the time, especially if it's raining or snowing....

He's the biggest 4-legged wuss on the planet.  He even stands on a rug instead of the floor if he's begging for treats....

When our oldest dog was a puppy, we lived in a place with a deck that had gaps between the boards. He would set his Milkbones down and they would fall through the gap until he learned to set them down on the doormat. My wife made a latch hook rug that he claimed as a pup, and to this day, will carry his treats over to the rug before he will eat them. Solid floor, even carpeted, doesn't matter; he can't set them down until he gets to his rug.

[AllosaursRus]

When our oldest dog was a puppy, we lived in a place with a deck that had gaps between the boards. He would set his Milkbones down and they would fall through the gap until he learned to set them down on the doormat. My wife made a latch hook rug that he claimed as a pup, and to this day, will carry his treats over to the rug before he will eat them. Solid floor, even carpeted, doesn't matter; he can't set them down until he gets to his rug.

Heh, heh, that's great! I'm lucky to keep my fingers! I have a Lab and 2 Bassets. The competition can get pretty fierce! I think Bassets are the only dogs I know that could actually eat themselves into a coma! I try to watch their weight but they inevitably get "to fat to fly", if ya know what ah mean.

[BlueStateSaint]

Yeah, I get that from my dog all the time, especially if it's raining or snowing....

He's the biggest 4-legged wuss on the planet.  He even stands on a rug instead of the floor if he's begging for treats....

We had, when I was a child, a Siberian Husky--a dog that supposedly likes the snow.  He was a big wuss, too.  He'd do his business, then be howling at the gate waiting for one of us (usually me) to come out and get him.  Once inside, he'd make no bones about getting fairly close to the fireplace (if we had a fire there at the time), or laying somewhere else dry and warm.

[lastparker]

Oh, he wanted too, believe me.  6:30 this morning, he's at the back door, I open it, and he takes a step back, then looks at me as if to say, "You're shitting me, right?"

That's one of the all-time BEST dog-looks. 

[miskie]

Yeah, I get that from my dog all the time, especially if it's raining or snowing....

He's the biggest 4-legged wuss on the planet.  He even stands on a rug instead of the floor if he's begging for treats....

Not only is my dog a wuss, she is a total biz-itch. - if the weather is bad, she will NOT go outside unless you go with her. - If she is going to suffer the elements, she is taking you down with her. Weinerdog from hell.

[Duke Nukum]

It must be so nice living in their world. Just change a the word if it's not working out for you. Liberal gets a bad name?  Change it to progressive.  Global Warming not working out for you?  Climate Change it is.

When they changed the named to "Global Climate Change" it was obvious why they did it.  When the climate didn't support the title Global Warming, why they just change the name. Climate Change is a much better term, they can blame everything on it.  They should have thought it through before the decided to go with Global Warming. They should have learned from the '70s and how "Global Cooling" didn't work out so well.  Because they have been through this scam before, you would think they would have been a lot smarter. Sorry Al Gore, no do overs. You are stuck with your original title which will be the butt of jokes (along with manbearpig) long after you are gone.

In the late 80s/early 90s, they changed it from "The Greenhouse Effect" to "Global Warming(TM)" in part because it was hard to alarm the public about something called "The Greenhouse Effect."

[diesel driver]

Not only is my dog a wuss, she is a total biz-itch. - if the weather is bad, she will NOT go outside unless you go with her. - If she is going to suffer the elements, she is taking you down with her. Weinerdog from hell.

Mine is a Weinerdog as well.  The week before Christmas, we got 15 inches of snow here.  "Jake" WOULD NOT go outside, though he didn't go inside either, for 2 days....
I guess it's hard for a 8 inch high Dachshund to maneuver in that deep of snow....

I took him to the barn, where there was dirt, so he could "go".  And he did!      You could have timed him with a sundial....